Ohayo Minna-san!! Here is the fourth installment of the saga that is 'Yu-Gi-Oh!: The attack of the Yami(s)' I'm glad you all like it thus far. ^-^ *Pulls out some notecards* And before the chapter starts, I would like to throw out some brief comments!
Emerald Phoenix524-Yeah, I'm aware Shampoo turns into a cat when hit with cold liquids....^^;;;...let's say I took a creative liberty and at least for that brief moment she didn't.
Chang Meiling- What a good idea about the Millennium Falcon debate! I'll have to insert that somewhere! ^-^
Standard Warnings/Notes:Gomen, I don't have spellcheck so I may mess up some spellings... Also Ryou will be used to refer to..well, Ryou, and Bakura will be used to refer to his yami. As always, positive comments and constructive criticism are welcome. Flames on the other hand, will be used to toast marshmallows and to chase Yami Bakura around with.....and now that I think about it, maybe Pegasus too. *insert insane fanfic writer cackle*
Standard-everyday-semi-original-disclaimer:I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!. I don't own the Star Wars franchise. I don't own any other mentioned brand names. Hell, I don't even own a car. So don't sue me.
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The backseat war raged on. A few tufts of white and blonde hair lingered in the air.
Curious, Ryou looked over the seat. He quickly turned back. To describe the carnage going on back there would be changing the rating....
It was obvious that Joey didn't have that gangster accent for nothing.
Or how Bakura lived to be such a notorious thief in his time.
Ryou directed his attention agin to the movie.
"Ooooo...there's the Jedi council.The master Jedis of all Jedis..." Yugi said in an awed tone, as all Star Wars fans will when watching the Jedi Council.
"There's Mace Windu!And Yoda!!"
"And Anakin! And Obi-Wan!" Téa added, decending into another swoon session.
"Hey,Yugi, there's finally someone shorter than you!"
"Tristain! That wasn't funny!"
"You must use the force wisely,ye-s...."
"What are you blabbering about Yami?"
*Poink*
"Hey!" Kaiba yelped, rubbing his head from where Yami had just pelted him with a gummi-bear found under his seat (Heaven forbid he use any of his candy!) .
A gummi-bear may not seem like much, but a stale, near-fossilized, gummi-bear hitting you between the eyes at high velocity does indeed inflict some pain.
"Do not question me young padawan! Foolish you are! Very foolish, yes." Yami said, closing his eyes and nodding sagely. He was evidently on a Yoda kick.
"Big brother, are you okay??"
"I will be Mokuba....as soon as I kill Yami!!"
It took the efforts of Tristain, Ryou, Yugi, and Mokuba to keep Seto from killing the hyperactive king of games.
Who was now currently emptying a box of Junior Mints.
The movie rolled on...
"Jar-Jar!?..You've got to be kidding!"
"Hey! Her hair looks like Princess Leia's!" Joey had jumped back into his seat, a bit worse for wear and sporting a black eye, but otherwise okay.
It can be assumed that he won out.(Amid cheers of Joey fans(And two old guys in the back.) and boos of Bakura fans(And one old guy in the back).)"That's because she's her mother, you dolt!" Tristain said, not letting him have the benefit of the doubt, even if he was fighting in the backseat.
"Right...I can tell I am just so loved."
Bakura dragged himself back into his seat. He looked a bit worse than Joey (Which wasn't saying much) and also sported a black eye.
"So wh-"
"Don't even talk to me." Bakura hissed to Ryou.
"Blah,Blah,Blah.....are they just gonna talk??"
"Waiiiiiiiii!!! Look at Ani! Those gorgeous eyes!"
"Well, they're going to the transport now.."
"....But they're still only talking!!"
"That's how movies are, they use dialouge to build up to the climax."
*Snicker,snicker*
"Get your head out of the gutter you hyperactive freak!!"
*Poink*
"Hey!"
*Poink*
*Poink*
*Poink*
"Grrr....." Kaiba started to crack his knuckles, a small bump starting to form on his head. Apparently, Yami had now found some petrified Skittles and was making use of them. And did we mention Yami had some pretty good aim?
"I wanna see the lightsabers again!" Mokuba whined, getting annoyed with all the dialouge.
"They'll get to it eventually. I mean, it can't be Star Wars without tons of lightsaber scenes!" Yugi said brightly. He had since realized it was useless to stop Yami at this rate, and he might as well enjoy to movie and let his aibou's sugar rush wear down on its own.
"Oh Ewwwww!! What is that!?"
"Jeeze! That alien is so friggin' fat! How is he gonna fit through the-I don't believe it, he made it through!"
"That is some very good movie magic."
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What do you think so far? Gooooooo!! Review! Feed my starved writer's ego! Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top? And before you Kaiba fans kill me for Seto-abuse and what not.....
*Holds up a sign that reads: 'Seto Kaiba was not hurt during the making of this fanfiction. Well, maybe some of his pride....'*
^^;;; And not to mention, Kaiba is one of my favorite characters...
Seto:You have an extremely strange way of showing it....
...he's just fun to tease..^^;;;
Seto:You're too kind.
Hey...I know sarcasm! ¬_¬ ;;; *shrug* It could be worse...