Double-Header today folks! Chapter 7 is now up! And to all of you keeping up with 'SoT', I'll get going on that more too. :)

On another note, if you thought the fic was insane enough....I have created................FANART!!

http://www.geocities.com/neo_arukenimon/crazyami.JPG

From chapter 5. ^-^ Yami is very posessive of his sweets,ne? And as he is possesive of his sweets, I am with my fanart, so steal it and...may...may.....Grr..can't think of a good threat...^^;;;....

Standard Warnings/Notes:Gomen, I don't have spellcheck so I may mess up some spellings... Also Ryou will be used to refer to..well, Ryou, and Bakura will be used to refer to his yami. As always, positive comments and constructive criticism are welcome. Flames on the other hand, will be used to toast marshmallows and to chase Yami Bakura around with.....and now that I think about it, maybe Pegasus too. *insert insane fanfic writer cackle*

Standard-everyday-semi-original-disclaimer:I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!. I don't own the Star Wars franchise. I don't own any other mentioned brand names. Hell, I don't even own a car. So don't sue me.

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Yu-Gi-Oh! :The attack of the Yami(s) (Or 'The cast of Yu-Gi-Oh! watches "Episode Two" with near-disasterous results')

The boys who had been hit by the purse rubbed their heads,wincing.

Despite her petite size, Téa was stronger than she looked.

In any case, the guys stopped gawking.

The scene had just changed.

"Suspended growing fetuses. What charming decor."

"Well they do have to grow them somewhere."

"Geezus,mary,and Buddah! Look at all of them!!"

"Lots of clones...Ooo..ominous music..."

"And then....came a scene change..."

"Blech.A flowery, mushy, scene. This isn't a chick flick!"

Téa glared murderously at Seto.

"Not that there's anything wrong with those..." Kaiba added, still wincing in rememberance of the purse.

*Snicker*

"Hahahahah! Kaiba watches girlie-movies!!"

"Shut up Yami!"

"What are those things!?"

"Cool!! Big Br-"

"No."

"Ohhh..." Mokuba frowned at another attempt shot down. He'd have to use his puppy eyes when they got back home....

"Aaa!!Anakin!"

"It's okay Téa,he's alive...."

"The H-ILLLS Are ALIVEEEE With THE SOUND OF MMM-UUUUSIC!"

"Like I asked earlier, can't we duct tape his mouth shut?"

"He'd probably bite through it."

"Oh."

"Meanwhile in Kamino..."

"Arugh!Little 'fro kid!!"

"That's Boba Fett...I think."

"Obi-Wan and Jengo are death glaring each other..."

"Kinda like Yami and Kaiba always do!"

"No one asked you, dog."

"Whadda ya just call me?!"

"Woof.Woof."

"Grrr....Let me at him!!" Joey yelled, lunging at Kaiba.

Tristain grabbed him by his jacket and sat him right back down.

"Cool it Joey. You can take care of this later. We're here to watch the movie."

"Right.."

"Arf."

"Grr..."

Seto smirked. Oh the little joys in life....

"Back to Amidala and Anakin."

"Yummy.Dinner."

"Flying pears!Flying pears!!"

"That thing he just did was actually pretty neat.."

"Wai! Isn't that so romantic??"

"Woah, what is with Amidala and those dre-"

*Twack*

"Yeow.What was that for? I didn't even finish what I was saying!"

"Get you minds out of the gutter!"

"Hey,it's not our fault her dress is like that and that we're teenage guys! We're supposed to gawk!"

"Kinda like with Mai and her-"

*Twack*

"You guys are such pervs!!"

Yugi took the time during Téa's tirade to whisper to Ryou and Mokuba.

"...I'm glad we're the innocent ones..."

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Ai-yai-yai....^^;;; I couldn't help it!! Those dresses she wore were just begging to be commented about!! Err...anyways...review! ^.^