Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh, just this funny idea I did when I was bored.

AnimeFan: Ok...don't ask. I was bored, and I just watch Digimon Frontier so I have the theme song stuck in my head...I like the theme song... ^___^ I like Taksuya and Koji to, they'd make a cute couple. Er...anyway. This isn't about Digimon! This is about Yugioh! Yes, story info...

Title: Before Show Chaos
Genre: Humor/General
Rating: R
Content: Implied Shounen ai (boy/boy love), humor, occ-ness, character bashing, language
Most brought out Pairings: Yami/Seto, Seth/Joey, Honda/Otogi

Summary: We see them during the show, but does anyone really know what goes on before the show? One-shot glimpse of the Yugioh cast before the camera starts rolling.

AnimeFan: This does have gay relationships in them so if you don't like that, tough. You flame me for them, and I'll just laugh my ass off since you hate them so much but took the time to read this anyway. This is ment for the enjoyment of my fans who love yaoi and humor.

Warning: In this short story, the cast are actors and the Yugioh world is just a show. The characters are portrayed as they really in their world outside of acting out Yugioh. ^^

Yugi - Is Yugi Motuo in the show.
Yami - Is Yami Yugi in the show.
Ryou - Is Ryou Bakura in the show.
Bakura - Is Yami Bakura in the show.
Seto - Is Seto Kaiba in the show.
Seth - Is Seto's yami in the show.
Mokuba - Is Mokuba Kaiba in the show.
Otogi - Is Duke Devalon in the show.
Honda - Is Tristan Taylor in the show.
Tea - Is Tea Gardener in the show.
Jou - Is Joey Wheeler in the show.
Malik - Is Malik Ishtar in the show.

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Director: (walks in wearing a director's outfit) All right, people! Today we need to finish up a scene from yesterday since you all put up such a damn arguement over it last night.

Everyone groans and slumps into their cushy beanbags.

Otogi: (Is sitting in Honda's lap) Do we have to? We all hate those scenes and you know it!

Director: I don't care! You're getting paid, so just suck it up and get ready. We'll be finishing the scene where Kaiba and Yami Yugi are dueling at Pegasus' castle during Duelist Kingdom.

Yugi: (groans) Let me guess, to the make up room so I can sit for three hours while those stupid morons die my beautiful blonde hair three different colors, apply gallons of hairgel, and spike it just so I look like Yami! Why couldn't my character have my hair and not Yami's?!

Yami: HEY! (fists his hands in his naturally spiky, three-color hair and scowls at the boy) Leave my damn hair alone, you prick!!

Yugi: Smart ass!

Yami: Bite sized runt!!

Seto: (is raising his hand in the air looking like a sweet and innocent school boy)

Director: (sigh) What is it Seto-chan? And you don't have to raise you're hand to talk all the time. You know we are not in school.

Seto: (puts his hand down and blushes) I'm sorry, but miss director person...do I really have to do this scene? I have to insult Yami again! Why couldn't I have played a character that wasn't so mean...like Ryou's character? Everyone hates me!!

Fangirls: WE DON'T HATE YOU, SETO-CHAN!! ~^____________^~

Yami: (jumps up from his seat, whips out an M-16, and glares at the fangirls just daring them to try and touch HIS Seto)

Everyone else: (sweatdrop)

Seto: (blushes and looks down at his feet shyly)

Everyone: AWWEEE!! KAWAII! ~^-^~

Yami: (pulls Seto possessively into his arms and shoots murderous glances at everyone) BACK! My brunette! MINE! MINE!!! E-HE HE HE HEEEE!!!

Tea: Where is my mocha latte? I thought I ordered a fucking mocha latte!!!

Ryou: Oh go mocha latte your ass, bitch!

(cat fight...)

Tea: X___x#

Ryou: x___X

Bakura: (sits innocently in his beanbag playing patty cake with Malik)

Malik: ^^ Patty cake...patty cake...baker's man...bake me a cake as fast as you can! ...

Jou: Could someone tell me why the hell I have to act like some dumb ass idiot!? This is an insult to my intelligence and social status!!!

Seth: Yeah! This is a waste of my Jou-koi's brilliance! He could be discovering a cure for AIDS instead of being here acting like a dense blonde in jeans...though he is very sexy that way... ~^.^~

Mokuba: HENTAI!! You hentai!! (points accusingly at Seth)

Bakura: I don't wanna be here! I'm missing my Digimon Frontier show!

Seto: Damnit! So am I!

Bakura and Seto: (sings) Look to the past, as we head for the future! To reclaim the digital world! Look in ourselves, and trust one another! We live by the lessons we've learned! As we work for one solution, with our Spirit Evolution!!! Digimon! Forever, united as one! Digimon, together our battles are won!

Ryou: ENOUGH WITH THE GOD DAMN SINGING!!

Malik: You're both screwed up, Pokemon is the show that rocks!!!

Otogi: EEP!! (curls into a ball and starts rocking back and forth in Honda's lap, muttering something about evil and glancing around looking paranoid)

Seth: What the hell is wrong with him?

Honda: (hugs Otogi protectly and strokes his hair) Oh, last summer we went to the anime expo and he got attacked by a guy in a Pikachu costume. He's never been the same since.

Bakura: (looks understandingly at Otogi and pats him on the shoulder) Is ok, next time I'll just sick my Impmon on Pikachu.

Yugi: (snicker) Now I'd love to see that, Impmon vs Pikachu. Or how about Jigglypuff vs BurningGreymon.

Seto: There won't be any blood, will there?

Yugi: Of course, lots of blood and gore. (smiles in a deranged way)

Ryou: Hell yeah! Blood!! (also smiles in a deranged way)

Everyone else: (scoots far away from the two screwy teens)

Jou: And these two are supposed to be the two cutest and most innocent good guys in the Yugioh show?

Yami: Just how did Yugi and Ryou get to play the parts of Yugi Motuo and Ryou Bakura anyway?

Honda: Umm, they're really good actors???

Otogi: Evil...

Director: (sighs and rubs the temple of her forhead) Are we all done now?

The cast: NO!

Director: GET TO THE STAGE NOW!! (lashes a whip at them menacingly)

Seto: 9___9

Yami: Oo'

Jou: -____-

Yugi: _ \\damn hair//

Bakura, Seth, and Malik: T____T \\we don't get to be in the episode!!//

Tea: x___X#

Otogi: @__@ \\Evil...//

Honda: O_O'

Ryou: XD \\BWUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!//

Mokuba: ~^.^~

Pegasus: ___o___ \\snore//

Director: How'd Pegasus get in here? o.O (sigh)

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AnimeFan: All right, I admit it. I drank to much Orange Soda. ^^ Just a funny, random, chaotic, personality twisting one-shot.