Konichiwa minna-san! After a one night hiatus (In which I go up a new chapter in 'SoT' and..started studying for.. *ugh* finals.), I've come back with chapter 9!
And of course, some quick comments. ^-^
Ookami Gekkani- Sugar high? Me? Never!..^_~
Meredith T. Tasaki- Heheh, your most recent review kept me laughing. And yes, I've noticed that a lot of them do seem British too. O.o
Flamegaruru- Yay! I'm saved! ^-^ Glomps are a girl's best friend.
Standard Warnings/Notes:Gomen, I don't have spellcheck so I may mess up some spellings... Also Ryou will be used to refer to..well, Ryou, and Bakura will be used to refer to his yami. As always, positive comments and constructive criticism are welcome. Flames on the other hand, will be used to toast marshmallows and to chase Yami Bakura around with.....and now that I think about it, maybe Pegasus too. *insert insane fanfic writer cackle*
Standard-everyday-semi-original-disclaimer:I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!. I don't own the Star Wars franchise. I don't own any other mentioned brand names. Hell, I don't even own a car. So don't sue me.
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While Yugi was weighing the pros and the cons of removing the duct tape from Yami's mouth, the movie pressed onwards.
Well, in anycase, even if Yami wasn't duct taped shut, it would've continued regardless...
"Oh, how sweet! He's going to visit his mom!"
Yugi had finally decided to help Yami out and was slowly pulling out the tape covering.
Unfortunately this was not the best course of action at that exact moment.
"Why that no-good albino tomb thief!! Wait until I get a hold of him!!" Yami thundered.
Yami then let out a stream of curses in Egyptian so horrendeous that the meaning could be easily translated without one having knowledge of Egyptian.
Yugi, figuring it might just be an inoppertune time to remove the tape, and also fearing that any more of those curses would shatter his poor,innocent ears, said a quick "I'm sorry aibou!" before putting the tape back.
"Scene change." Bakura cackled. "I bet you wanted to say that didn't you Yami?"
Yami could only glare daggers at him, being unable to get up or talk.
Poor Yami.
But then again, when a character is thrust into a situation such as that, provided they aren't a villian, there is always one minor detail missing that the author puts to give that character an edge. The character could be suspended ten feet in the air above a pool of man-eating alligators, fall and then survive, unscathed. All because the author convieniently left out the minor detail such as that these said man-eating alligators were in fact quite a while past their prime, had few if any teeth and could only swim a few inches before reptilian arthritis kicked in.
It sometimes ruins a very promising plot. But it's a constant reliable fact. Like everytime you do the wash, no matter how much you count out everypiece of laundry, there will always be a sock missing.Even if there wasn't any socks in the wash.
Back to the plot at hand, Yami had found one of these loopholes.
While they had duct taped him to the chair, via his wrists and torso, they had neglected to tape his legs to the chair.
A very sinister, and obviously painful sort of plan made it's way into Yami's head. Well,it would be painful to the victim..
Poor Bakura..
"Obi-wan's still on Kamino?"
"There's the Fetts!"
"Is he even old enough to legally drive that?"
"I dunno, are there even such things as licenses in Star Wars?"
"...."
"Yayyy!! You were right Yugi! He has the lightsaber out again!!"
"Geeze,that'll hurt in the morning..."
"Aaaahh!Don't fall Obi!!"
"Smart move."
"I'm sure some poor Kaminos will get a shock out of him running through the halls all of a sudden."
"Quick!To the ship!"
As everyone continued watching, Bakura took the time out just to taunt Yami.
"Well, we haven't heard anything from you...Stuck on words,baka?" He sneered.
Big mistake.
With grim accuracy, Yami brought up his foot and kicked.
All the guys collectively winced.
It took a few moments for Bakura to register what had just happened. He whimpered.
"How dare you...." He growled before collapsing into the fetal position. "Mommie..."
Ryou looked at his yami.
"I can't deny that he might have deserved it...but maybe that was a bit too harsh..."
If one looked close enough, one could see the pharoah's smirk under the layers of duct tape.
See? What did I tell you about those loopholes.
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Review! Review!! ^^;;; hehe...Now Y.Bakura fans don't come and kill me... As if you couldn't figure out, as much as I love the characters of the series, when this fanfiction is concerned, noone is safe. *Evil authoress grin*
