Well folks, here's chapter 10! *pauses and blinks* Arrughh! Gomen ne! I also have two announcements to put up, neither all that much fun ^^;;

First off, gomen for not getting chapter 10 up yesterday. We had a really nasty thunderstorm in the afternoon and my computer conked out for the rest of the night. ^^

Secondly, tonight's posting and Sunday's posting will be the last ones until Wedenday (June 5) ^^;;; This is because finals start Monday and let's just say I reeeeeeeeeaaaalllly need to study.

Standard Warnings/Notes:Gomen, I don't have spellcheck so I may mess up some spellings... Also Ryou will be used to refer to..well, Ryou, and Bakura will be used to refer to his yami. As always, positive comments and constructive criticism are welcome. Flames on the other hand, will be used to toast marshmallows and to chase Yami Bakura around with.....and now that I think about it, maybe Pegasus too. *insert insane fanfic writer cackle*

Standard-everyday-semi-original-disclaimer:I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!. I don't own the Star Wars franchise. I don't own any other mentioned brand names. Hell, I don't even own a car. So don't sue me.

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Yu-Gi-Oh! :The attack of the Yami(s) (Or 'The cast of Yu-Gi-Oh! watches "Episode Two" with near-disasterous results')

When we last left Yugi and company in the theater, Bakura was in a world of hurts, Yami was smirking under layers of duct tape, the movie was still rolling, and the authoress was currently hiding under the bed.

Why was the authoress hiding under the bed? Two simple reasons.

1.) To hide from the angry fangirls that she predicted would flood the reviews with flames. Well, none had made themselves known yet, but 'Always be Prepared'.

2.) Yami had chased the authoress with a mallet in the author notes in chapter eight for the duct tape, and no doubt Bakura would do much worse...if he ever recovered that is...

Now that your sense of curiousity has been satisfied, back to the movie.

Bakura was still curled up, the occasional whimpering being made known.

It has been said before, but it will be said again.

Poor Bakura.

Everyone, of course, had figured he would recover soon enough and continued watching.

"They're on Tattoine...Wow, hasn't changed much..."

"The blue dude did..Ha! Look at him now!"

"Ohhhh...that's what happened..."

"Smmph Tnngh!!" Yami said, muffled underneath the tape.

"Umm..Right..."

"Woah...reminds you of classic Star Wars starship fights."

"And before you say it Mokuba,no."

"It never crossed my mind big brother."

"Nice trick."

"That one was even better."

"Hey guys, did you notice those asteroids look like enormous..-"

*Twack*

"Owwww!! I was going to say 'Doughnuts'!! What did you think I was going to say!?"

An embarassed pause, during which silence shuffled in, saw it was another mistake, and stepped out.

"Opps...heehee....Sorry..."

"Téa, maybe you should put your purse away..."

"Er..Yugi's right ,that seems like a good idea.."

"Yeah, you might kill someone with it!"

"Oooo..This landing music is pretty creepy...."

"Well, you have to credit John Williams with the music, it's pretty good."

"Flashback scene right there!"

"Hey,that's the Lars homestead!"

"I'm getting nostolgic already."

"What do you mean nostolgic? You weren't even born when Star Wars first came out."

Seto mused on his statement for a moment.

"Well the yamis were, but they don't count because they were still in the Millennium items..." He added, just to be politically correct.

"I didn't mean that.I meant when I first saw Star Wars and it's sequels...The lightsabers, the Stormtroopers, the ships,the Ewoks..."

"Ewoks!?You actually liked them!?"

"Well I like teddy bears and Ewoks are sort of like teddy bears...." Yugi said defensively.

And with that, another fic added to that illustrious myth that Yugi likes teddy bears.

Meanwhile, Bakura was slowly, abilt sorely, recovering.

He had an expression that could kill.

This could get ugly....

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^^;; Ack. This is probably my shortest and worst chapter up. I didn't have any decent ideas for those couple of scenes so it sort of screams mediocrity. But what the hey, you guys will still show me some reviewer love and review,right?......*Big puppy eyes* Ri-ght??

And maybe if I get re-inspired, I'll do a better rewrite of chapter 10.^^;;