Oi vey..This is a little intermission chapter tonight ^^;; I think I've gotten roughly halfway through the movie and since my brain's sort of dead for ideas tonight,but I promised a chapter,I've decided to take a break. Yeah, it's a dialouge chapter, but don't worry, it'll all go back to normal next chapter. ^-^
Like I said last night though, this will be the last chapter till Wed. 'cause of finals..*Blech* Just because we're Track 1, it's automatically assumed that we can handle a heavier work load, hence we have some nasty looking finals...~.~ grrrr...I mean, none of these things is less than 5 pages!! O.o..At least we only have a 1/2 day this week...^^;;..
Rantings aside... I love you minna-san!!! ^-^ Woohoo!! 92 reviews from you fine readers and it's growing!! O.o... I never expected my fic to get that big...Really! This has more reviews than my other fics combined!
Yami: Let's see...'Somewhere Out There' has 22,'Tribute to Douglas Adams' had 24,'It's All Over,Dreamer' has 3, and neither of your Harry Potter fics were ever reviewed..Though really, I don't think they want to be reviewed... Yep,this fic has a lot more reviews!
~.~...Gee,thanks for that specific information..
Yami: ^^;
Standard Warnings/Notes:Gomen, I don't have spellcheck so I may mess up some spellings... Also Ryou will be used to refer to..well, Ryou, and Bakura will be used to refer to his yami. As always, positive comments and constructive criticism are welcome. Flames on the other hand, will be used to toast marshmallows and to chase Yami Bakura around with.....and now that I think about it, maybe Pegasus too. *insert insane fanfic writer cackle*
Standard-everyday-semi-original-disclaimer:I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!. I don't own the Star Wars franchise. I don't own any other mentioned brand names. Hell, I don't even own a car. So don't sue me.
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Intermission!!
Yugi:*Looks around* Hi minna-san! The authoress is sort of frazzled by finals at the moment...
*Quick shot to the authoress's room. We then see Noodle-Brained Kitsune curled up in a ball in the corner of the room.*
N-bk:Aaaa!!..Noooo...Not Darwin's theory! Anything but that!! Noooooooooo!!!!
*Back to Yugi*
Yugi:..^^;;...Um...Anyway, she's letting us take over for an intermission chapter.
Yami:...¬_¬...Well,what do we do now?
Yugi:..^^;;;;;....I was hoping someone had an idea...
*Everyone is silent*
Ryou: How about a-
Joey: It's been done.
Mokuba:Can we do-
Seto:They've done that before.
Téa: S-
Yami:That too.
*Silence*
Seto:So what you're trying to say is we have an intermission chapter with absolutely nothing planned?
Yugi:....Uh-huh.
Bakura:*Insert evil psychotic laughter*Heheh...With the authoress out of the picture, I will take over this fanfiction!! She will be sorry she wrote about me getting kicked in the *Beep*!... *Blink*... What the *Beep*!? *Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep* What gives!?
Ryou:We're trying to keep this fanfiction at a PG rating...^^;;
Bakura:*Facefault*
Tristian:*lightbulb appears over his head* I have an idea!
Yami:*Turns off the lightbulb* You're wasting energy.
Tristian:....-_-;;;;;;;;
*A few moments later..*
[Title Screen:'Naze,Nani,AotY!'-'The how and what of 'Attack of the Yami(s)!']
Mokuba:*Dressed as a yellow duck* Waii~! I'm Mokuba!
Yugi:*Dressed as a teddy bear* And I'm Yugi!Welcome to 'Naze,Nani,AotY!'
Mokuba:Here we'll answer questions you may be wondering about regarding the fanfic! Yugi and I will be your hosts this evening!!
Yugi:Okay, first off, you might be wondering, 'What Yami was saying in Ancient Egyptian in chapter six?' Aibou,what were you saying?
Yami:*Dressed as a cat*What I said will most likely be 'Beeped' out so I won't even bother.
Yugi:...Er...Okay..I hope that answers your question minna-san....
Mokuba:^^;; Well we have another question! They're probably wondering where Pegasus is. Or Mai? Or Weevil? In fact, where are Isis,Malik and everyone else too?
Ryou:*Dressed like his 'Change of Heart Card'*Um...I guess you'd have to ask the authoress about Pegasus and others in the 'Duelist Kingdom' Story arc...She didn't add the others though for the simple fact that she only has access to the YGO! that airs on Kids WB.
Yugi:Thank you Ryou! Next up is. 'What the heck does Téa have in that purse?'
Téa:*Dressed as a ballerina* We-ll..*holds up purse*I have my make-up,my money...and this brick! ^-^ *pulls out a brick*
Yugi:...No wonder it hurt the guys...
Mokuba: Now we have my big brother answering this one.'Why would Seto bother to go to a movie theater when he could very well buy himself a theater?'
Seto:*Dressed as a dinosaur*Because I don't like spending money when I don't need to.
Joey:*Dressed as a Dalmation*Or because you're just too cheap.
Seto:*Snicker*You should be one to talk,dog.
Joey:Eh??...*Looks at his costume* TRISTAIN!!
Tristain:*Dressed as a cowboy* Huh?Oh....^^;;; That was the only costume left, so...
Joey:*Facefaults*
Seto:Dog.
Joey:Why you!!
*Seto and Joey fight,a dustcloud forms around them*
Tristain:There they go again...^^;;
Yugi:...^^;;;...Well,the final question of the night is...'Why in [Insert Deity Name]'s name did you have to have Bakura kicked.....there!?'
Bakura:*Dressed like a Devil*I demand to know why too!!
Téa:The authoress,who's still occupied...
*Quick shot back to the authoress's room.*
N-bk:AAAAIIIEEEE!! The blank verse and allusions!! The properties of a 30-60-90 Triangle!!The Horror!!The HORROR!!!
*Back to Téa*
Téa:...took the time to send us a memo for this question ahead of time.It says in this note here-'Just Because.'
Bakura:THAT'S NOT A VALID REASON!!!
Ryou:It is the authoress we're talking about here,she doesn't really need a valid reason...
Bakura:.......
Mokuba:That's all for tonight everyone!
Yugi:And we hope you liked our intermission fic 'Naze,Nani,AotY!'
Mokuba and Yugi:We hope to see you next time!
*Everyone waves and smiles,except Seto and Joey who are still fighting,thier dustcloud moving around in the background.*
Owari.
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Well,I hope you liked this intermission chapter!I sure had a ball writing it ^-^.........Er.. What are you waiting for? Review!!
P.S-If you're wondering, I was inspired by Piro and Largo at Megatokyo and their 'Naze,Nani,Megatokyo' strips,who were in turn inspired by Martian Sucessor Nadesico(An animé I have yet to see ^^;;).