Legolas and Aragorn were friends. I say "were" because a fight they had one night ended their friendship. "You took my strawberry bath bubbles!" screamed Legolas, tears dripping wildly from his eyes. "I did not, you stupid Elf!" cried Aragorn, avoiding a lamp that the enraged Prince had thrown at him. Aragorn also had to duck to avoid getting hit by a hairbrush, bottle of lotion and a CoverGirl hand mirror. "Liar!" Legolas shrieked. Aragorn ran up to the Elf before he could throw anything else. He grasped him firmly by the shoulders. "Legolas," he said the weeping, pouting Elf. "I swear to you that I did not take your.?" "Strawberry bath bubbles," pouted Legolas. "Yes. I swear that I did not take your strawberry bath bubbles." The Elf was about to believe him when he sniffed something. "Your hair smells nice. Almost like GASP!" The Elf backed away. "STRAWBERRIES!" "Uh.I." Legolas kicked Aragorn in the groin. The Ranger lay on the floor, howling. "Vicious Elf!" he gasped in pain. He finally got up and spanked Legolas. "Why you!" The Elf screamed, and before you knew it, the Elf and the Human were rolling on the floor. Hitting, kicking, biting, spanking. When the fight stopped, the two were panting and sweating. With a last burst of energy, Legolas punched Aragorn in the chest, but was too tired to puck his hand back up. "Legolas?" panted the Human, his chest sore because of the Elf. "Yeah?" replied the Elf, his bottom sore because of the Human. "I confess." Aragorn paused dramatically, "I DID take your strawberry bath bubbles!" "I KNEW IT!" Legolas cried and began to sob once more. "Oh, Aragorn, WHY?" "I'm sorry," the Human wept. "It's just they were so.strawberry-scented and bubbly! I couldn't help it!" "I hate you, Aragorn son of Arathorn," said Legolas, weeping inconsolably. "I know," said the Ranger, also weeping inconsolably. Legolas, again, punched Aragorn's chest. And, Aragorn, again, slapped Legolas' butt. "WILL YOU STOP DOING THAT?" They both yelled. "YOU STARTED IT!" They screamed in unison. "NUH-UH!" They both protested. "YEAH-HUH!" Aragorn and Legolas said together. "STOP SAYING WHAT I'M SAYING!" There was silence. "Aragorn?" The Elf said quietly. "Yes?" "I still hate you, you know," he said, snuggling up to the Human. "Yup," he replied, returning the cuddle.

See? The fight ended their friendship and started their RELATIONSHIP. Weren't expecting that huh? Muhahahahahahaha!!!