*Grins and waves*I'm ba-ccccccck!!!! I'm glad you all liked the brief intermission chapter,but now back to the story!!! (And yes,I'm still working on 'SoT', but I'm uploading it slowly.) And before I do,I have a few comments to dish out.
Leifang Fan -'Naze,Nani,AtoY' means 'The how and what of AotY(Attack of the Yami(s)) ^^ .And thanks for the geometry tip,but what I needed to remember was how to find the hypotenuse of it O.o .(Which is 2 times the shorter leg.)
Meredith T. Tasaki-No problem. ^.^ I laughed so hard reading the 'noodle incident' that my parents thought I'd gone loony.
Flamegaruru-Yeah!Go get 'em!! ^^;; And I think that dress when that way...O.o (Missing part of the dress:I'm over here!!)...yep...^^
Shadow and Dark Promise-...~.~..You got perfect on midterms?...I loath you...(Only kidding! You asked for it in the reviews! ^.~)
Chang Meiling-As always,your comments are great and bolster this authoress' tiny flicker of an ego O.o...and that's okay!We all get a little lazy once in a while logging in. ^-^
Gatochu-Cheesecake? O.o...*Pulls out silverware* What a coincidence! I haven't had dinner yet! ^__^ (Kidding again...^-^)
And one more note....YAY!I passed all my finals!! ^.^ *Does the happy dance*
Standard Warnings/Notes:Gomen, I don't have spellcheck so I may mess up some spellings... Also Ryou will be used to refer to..well, Ryou, and Bakura will be used to refer to his yami. As always, positive comments and constructive criticism are welcome. Flames on the other hand, will be used to toast marshmallows and to chase Yami Bakura around with.....and now that I think about it, maybe Pegasus too. *insert insane fanfic writer cackle*
Standard-everyday-semi-original-disclaimer:I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!. I don't own the Star Wars franchise. I don't own any other mentioned brand names. Hell, I don't even own a car. So don't sue me.
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Bakura grimanced as he picked himself up from the ground.
Yami was going to pay for that,one way or the other....
All this plotting of revenge of course,was lost to the others, as they were all watching the movie.
"Threepio!!"
"Who's this whuzza?"
"How could he be so stupid as to let that happen!?"
"I'm surprised Anakin hasn't gone bonkers yet."
"So that's how he's related..."
"A Star Wars mystery solved."
"And there was much rejoicing throughout the theater."
"Yay!"
"Umm..I think you missed the point of that Yugi..."
"Huh?"
"Nevermind..."
"Doesn't that remind you of the first Star Wars?"
"That doesn't."
"Well,yeah...but can't you see the foreshadowing?"
Yugi took a moment to look at his aibou.It looked like he was calming down...
"Will you promise not to yell at the screen and at Ryou's yami if I take off the tape?"
Nod.
"Are you sure?"
Nod.Nod.Nod.
"Okay..."
And with much pulling,a loud rip, and a yelp of pain,the duct tape was removed from Yami's mouth.
And before fangirls kill the authoress for having inflicted slight pain to the yami, have you ever tried to remove duct tape from skin and have it not hurt?
Exactly.
"Not the kind of building you'd want to set foot in..."
"Spying on the seperatist..."
"Dum,dum,dum,dum,dum,da,da,da,da,da.." Yami sung,in what was unmistakeably the 'Mission Impossible' theme.
Just because Yami's mouth isn't covered with duct tape doesn't mean he isn't hyper anymore.
"Oh ewwwww!! Those are so gross looking!!"
"Well,they are the bad guys..."
"It's those darn fish-dudes again....I thought they died.."
"Lotsa droids..."
"There's Count DooDoo!"
"Er...It's Count Dooku,Joey...."
"Whatever.He's got a messed up name anyway."
"So that's their plan..."
Then came a scene change.
You know what's coming...
"Scene change!!"
"Why did you untape him?"
"At least it wasn't as loud as before..."
"And he's not cursing the screen..."
"And-"
"You've made your points..."
"Those things are dense,for not hearing them."
"That's a neat little light saber trick..."
"Burr-zap!Zzzzz-ish!"
"We don't need light saber sound effects..."
"Oh,that's gotta hurt..."
"Ohhhhh!That's so sad!!!" Téa wailed,watching the turn of events.
"How..*sniff*could George Lucas write that in...?"
Téa meanwhile,had buried her head in Yugi's shoulder and was sobbing incessantly at the sad scene.(N-bk:I'll admit,I was crying at this part too...^^;..I'm such a sensitive pansy...)
"There,there.." Yugi said patting her on the back. He also thought this was a sad scene.
But he was also inwardly,thanking whichever deity on high did this.(N-bk:Yesh,I'm a Yugi/Téa fan...^^;;)
"Uh-oh,he's got a psychotic gleam in his eye..."
"Sorta like my big brother when he's dueling Yami!"
"Mokuba!"
"What??"
"Bizzz!!Zap!!"
"What did I just say about the sound effects?"
"Ohhhhh....Lovely thing to see.."
"There can be only one!" Tristain said in a Scottish drawl.
"Eh?"
"Err...'Highlander' reference...That scene just reminded me of that..."
"That show with da immortal people?"
"Yep.."
"Oh..."
Téa looked up from her crying. She then reacted in a very unexpected manner.
"Yeah Ani!!! Beat them!Slice 'em up!!YEAH!!"
The guys looked at her in astonishment.
"I never knew Téa would advocate violence like that..."
"She's sympathizing with the him quite a bit,isn't she?"
"Only because it's Anakin."
"Now we're back to Yoda..."
"Go back to Ani! I want to see him kick those Tusken's arses!!!!" Téa yelled,standing up.
"Téa, you might want to calm down..."
"Huh?...Epp! Sorry!!" Téa said sheepishly,sitting back down.
"Geeze,wat is with you tonight,Téa? Must be PM-"
*Twack*
"Ow!"
"Keep those comments to yourself, Joseph Wheeler!"
"Hey,the music is a reprise of the Empire theme!"
"More foreshadowing!"
"Hey,isn't that Liam Neeson's voice??"
"Really?Where?"
"The one saying -'Anakin, Anakin, no!'...Am I right?"
"Uh-huh.."
"These are some very interesting scenes..."
"There's Obi!"
"Bug things.What is it with George Lucas putting in alot of bug aliens?"
During this time,Yami suddenly felt his eyelids beginning to droop. Obviously he had not taken into account the latter effects of sugar.
"...Sugar..rush...gone...need...sleep......"
*Thonk*
"What was that!?"
"Yami just fell asleep...."
"I guess all that sugar in his system wore down.."
"Should we wake him up?"
"NO!!"
"Gee,don't jump up to wake him..."
"Nah,I agree with Kaiba.Let's just let him sleep."
"Joey?Actually agreeing with Kaiba!?The world's going to end after this,I know it."
Bakura,un-noticed,cackled to himself,and the fortunate turn of events.
He then rubbed his hands together as everyone does when they are plotting something devious.
Revenge would be sweet.(No pun intended.)
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Well,I hope you liked this chapter! I think this was my longest to date. O.o As always please revi-Nani? O.o
Yami:*Walks by with a box labled 'All N-bk's important animé/otaku paraphanalia*
O.o What is that!?
Yami: ¬_¬ What it says on the box.
But that would be....
Yami:Your Yu-Gi-Oh!Cards, your Gundam Wing model kits, your animé wallscrolls,your animé tapes,your animé figurines,your manga and anime magazine collection.....*smirk*And your secret stash of pocky.
O.o!!! Two Questions.One-What are you doing with my animé stuff? Two-How did you find the pocky?
Yami:It's not that hard to find the pocky stash.Where do you hide everything? Of course..Inside your drawers-second level in the right corner.
Drat my predictability!(I actually do have a stash of Pocky hidden there...^^;;)
Yami:And to answer your first question,I have this box and will now proceed to dump it into the deepest,darkest part of the Shadow Realm,never to be seen again....
O.o...NOOOOO!! NOT THAT!! NOT MY ANIME STUFF! NOT MY TAPES....NOT MY POCKY!!
Yami:...Unless you get me out of being duct taped to the chair in the fic.
You can't threaten me!I'm the authoress!
Yami:I just did.*Holds said box over said deepest,darkest part of the Shadow Realm,via a portal*
~.~ *To the readers*Don't you hate it when characters get out of control?