^^;;;;;;;; Ahaahaha.....Gomen nasai for leaving you guys hanging like that. ^^;;;;; Please don't kill me. My dad was hogging the computer for the weekend, starting and finishing work that he had two weeks to do. ¬_¬...So...enjoy! ^^;; *Walks away grumbling about how parents and procrastination don't mix*

Standard Warnings/Notes:Gomen, I don't have spellcheck so I may mess up some spellings... Also Ryou will be used to refer to..well, Ryou, and Bakura will be used to refer to his yami. As always, positive comments and constructive criticism are welcome. Flames on the other hand, will be used to toast marshmallows and to chase Yami Bakura around with.....and now that I think about it, maybe Pegasus too. *insert insane fanfic writer cackle*

Standard-everyday-semi-original-disclaimer:I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!. I don't own the Star Wars franchise. I don't own any other mentioned brand names. Hell, I don't even own a car. So don't sue me.

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Yu-Gi-Oh! :The attack of the Yami(s) (Or 'The cast of Yu-Gi-Oh! watches "Episode Two" with near-disasterous results')

Bakura looked darkly at the snoozing Yami.

"Sleeping like a baby...." He mumbled.

Then he started cackling.

"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-er..." Bakura suddenly stopped and sat down,a bit embarassed.

Number one:He was getting a bit loud.

Number two:People were starting to look at him funny...

Being that this was usual for a Bakura(and was a very important plot devic-er thing.), the group ignored him yet again.

It would be admitted that this had the same effect as looking at a rabid dog, realizing it was a rabid dog, then offering it a biscuit and calling it 'Poppy-kins'. As it was, something bad was bound to happen....

"Well...Duh!If he's not answering he's liable to NOT be there!Stupid."

"Don't insult Obi!"

"Who?You must be mistaken.'Obi' is the term for the traditional Japanese kimono sash."

"Fine.Obi-Wan!Is that politically correct enough!?"

*Snore*

"Aw*Sniffle*...He's bringing her home...."

"How can he be tinkering with inventions at a time like this!?"

"Aww...There's Padmé..."

"The Dark Side theme....Very ominous touch to the scene..."

"Is Anakin..crying?"

"Awwwwwww....."

"Téa,will you stop swooning and beginning every sentence ya say with 'awww'?"

"Shut up.You're already on my bad side."

"Please don't start fighting now...Look,it's almost near the good scenes."

"What? Ya mean she wears another one of those dresses?"

*Twack*

"Pervert!!"

"The Purse:The return."

"Wit a friend like you,who needs enemies?Whose side are you on anyway,Tristain?"

"The side that doesn't get clobbered with Liz Taylor."

"Hardee,har,har."

"Artoo!Why did you ruin such a beautiful moment??"

"Because if it didn't,the universe could be doomed."

"Not that old excuse...I mean look at the first Star Wars! I mean, does it look all happy and shiny to you??"

"Intresting holograpic communication technology...I wonder if my company could do something like that.." Seto said thoughtfully.

"They're all suggesting to vote for what??Are they insane??

"Most likely."

"Oooo...Floating..."

*Snore*

"If that's his agenda then I'm the jolly king of England!"

"Never trust a guy who also played Saruman."

"I think he took your advice."

"Don't be silly!That was in the script already."

"Glare.Glare.Glare.Glaring seems to be the order of the day."

Bakura, sensing that this would be a good as time as any to put his plan into action, quietly snuck out.

He soon found himself in front of the almighty concession stand. He took out some money from his wallet, which actually was Ryou's wallet, which he happened to pilfer from the youth outside the theater. He didn't call it stealing per say, rather he considered it 'Involuntary lending'.

He stared straight at the person working the counter, his eyes seeming to pierce into her very soul.(And assuring nightmares later on.)

"Let's see.....Get me..."

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So,how do you like? Review!!

Oh yes...See!The readers don't want you to toss my stuff into the Shadow Realm! *Blows a raspberry* Nyah!

Yami:¬_¬...That doesn't mean a thing...I'm still going to toss this thing.You didn't get me out of the duct tape this chapter.

But think about all those loyal fans of yours who reviewed the story! Surely you can't do something as low as tossing my stuff into the Shadow Realm with all of them watching?

Yami:*Grumble*Fine.....You've won yourself some time....I'll give you till the next chapter to get me out..

Thank the Heavens for psychology. ^-^

Yami:-_-...