Well, here's chapter 14! ^-^ And before I forget again, here's a quick explanation of the snack of otaku...also known as 'Pocky'. ^_^
What is Pocky?It's a Japanese snack food that has become VERY popular among a majority of Anime/Manga fandom.Even some animes make references to it,the most notable being the creative team of CLAMP.(Card Captor Sakura,X/1999,Magic Knight Rayearth,Chobits,ect.)
What it is basically is a thin biscuit stick thingy dipped in chocolate. Of course the manufactuers are very creative and there's a whole slew of flavors now.Including, but not limited to, Coconut,Green Tea(I really wanna try out this flavor!!),Chocolate Mousse, and Strawberry. There's also a dark chocolate one running about under the flavor title, 'For Men'.¬_¬;;;;;;;;;; I think the marketers went just a bit overboard there...
Still curious?I suggest these links.The first one is a store inventory w/pictures,the other is...a web clique devoted to pocky!? O.o
http://www.asiafoods.com/asi/showprod.cfm?&DID=7&CATID=11&ObjectGroup_ID=221&af_id=32
http://www.ming-ling.net/pocky/
Now back to our regularly scheduled fic!^_^ And as a bit of forewarning, I love Yami (Really! He's one of my favorite animé characters!!)and all,but that doesn't mean I won't torture him a bit,as is reflected in this chapter.So don't flame me X_x..It's a humor fic!! It's all in good fun. Like I said before,none of the characters were hurt in the making of this fic....well,maybe some of thier pride.....
Standard Warnings/Notes:Gomen, I don't have spellcheck so I may mess up some spellings... Also Ryou will be used to refer to..well, Ryou, and Bakura will be used to refer to his yami. As always, positive comments and constructive criticism are welcome. Flames on the other hand, will be used to toast marshmallows and to chase Yami Bakura around with.....and now that I think about it, maybe Pegasus too. *insert insane fanfic writer cackle*
Standard-everyday-semi-original-disclaimer:I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!. I don't own the Star Wars franchise. I don't own any other mentioned brand names. Hell, I don't even own a car. So don't sue me.
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Bakura grinned evily as he snuck back into the theater, his arms laden with the ingredients for his mischief-making....
"Well, the Galactic Senate hasn't changed since the last movie."
"That was unanimous?!"
"Talk about digging your own grave..."
"The didn't know that was going to happen..They didn't have cinematic foresight."
"Wha?"
"What he means is,it's not like the Senate could pop in the VHS tape of the future to determine their decision on."
"...I knew that..."
"Ri-ght."
*Snore*
"Does he know his snoring could probably wake up the dead?"
"I don't know...What I do know is it's making the plaster fall from the ceiling again."
"It looks like snow,falling down...."
"I guess we can untape him now..Guys?"
Everyone thought for a moment, and nodded. He wouldn't be hyper anymore so there was no use keeping him strapped there.
In a few moments,Yami was untaped without incident and was still snoozing soundly.(N-bk:All together now....Awwwwwwwwwwww!!)
"They're off to rescue Obi-Wan!"
"...Neat place to put a docking bay."
"Didn't they just tell those two to stay put?"
"Eh,you know machines these days..."
"This place looks a wee bit too quiet...Empty too."
"Sort of like Joey's brain."
"Hey! Jus' because I'm not in da top ten..or even forty of da class doesn't mean I'ma idiot!"
"Relax,it was only a joke!"
"Besides,he only has one title:Dog"
"I'm goin' to kill you Kaiba....Right now!!!"
Joey lunged at the young CEO, only to be drug back again,thanks to the foresight of Tristain and Ryou.
"I knew it was an ambush!"
"Pretty big factory..."
"They be jumping around."
"Wouldn't it make a lot more sense to go straight through the conveyer bel-Oh,never mind..."
"Yeah Artoo! Shove him out!"
"I didn't know the little guy was capable of that..."
"Oh dear,that would be losing your head in a situation...."
"That's some neat camera work."
"Back to that sub-plot.Oi...What a nasty thing to happen to him."
"Again!? You mean he practically breaks those things for a living!?"
"They're probably expensive to make."
"Obi-Wan will kill him."
"Uh-oh,that can't be good."
"If she reaches there,she'll be a deep fried politician."
"And the little guy pulls through!"
"...Out of the frying pan and into the fire.."
"That sucks...I mean,they make it through that gaunlet only to see Jengo."
"Yeah.How's that for a hospitality committee?"
Meanwhile,Bakura had slipped back into the theater.
Instead of sitting at his seat, however, he sat directly behind Yami. Quietly,confidently,he started his task.
He spit out an extremely large wad of pink gum into his hand.He then proceeded to smear it on the slumbering Phararoh's hair and on him.He also saturated Yami with some nacho cheese. Part one,check.
Next came the popcorn(Extra Butter),Nacho chips,Milk Duds, Junior Mints,Reeses Pieces,Gummi Peach Rings,and other assorted candies. Painstakingly, Bakura arranged them to form the sentence-"I am the King of Bakas.Bow before me!"on Yami's head,and of course,various obsecenities(In Ancient Egyptian,Japanese,and English),and slandering of the Dark Magician on the rest of him.As it was,it stuck on the bubble gum and cheese extremely well....
Cackling softly,he then proceeded to top it with popcorn flavor packets.(You know,those powdery stuff that you can put in popcorn to make it taste like ranch,BBQ,etc.)
He then dumped some of the chesse right by Yami's feet.He was guarenteed to slip on it...
He paused slightly to admire his handywork.Also, to glare at the authoress,who was sitting a few seats behind,enjoying the movie for a bit,and tossing bits of gummi bear at the back of his head.The authoress grinned sheepishly,waved,and disappeared back to her computer room to type up the rest of the chapter.
As the final touch to the mess , Bakura stuck straws standing straight upon Yami's hair.On some of these straws, he had cups of soft-drinks balanced in such a way as that any sudden movement would cause the cups to dump their contents on the hapless victim.
With a satisfied smirk,Bakura surveyed his grim handiwork.
In effect, Yami in fact looked like a black,pink,orange Kefkan nightmare that was posing as a walking advertisement asking for trouble,covered in multi-colored sand,with anntenae.
Bakura cackled softly and put his phrase into action.
When getting revenge on a former Pharaoh,it isn't very good form to kill them.Damaging their royal pride as to make them wish they were dead is a much better option.And the results are much funnier.
"HEY YAMI!! IS THAT RA COMING DOWN!?," Bakura yelled loudly and startling the Pharaoh to attention.
"Ra??Where?!" Yami yelped,standing up quickly.
This started a chain reaction,not unlike,the chaos effect.('If a butterfly flaps it's wings in New York,the weather pattern in San Diego changes') In fact, as a result of the following,in Paris,a remarkably intelligent chipmunk who was plotting to take over the world,due to this all,was chased by a dog into a tree,where it fell,recieved head trauma and ceased to be an intelligent chipmunk.It just goes to show you,that even science has a sense of humor.
Back to the theater,where one does not worry about these things...
First,as Yami stood up suddenly,the drinks spilled on him,ice cold drinks.These of course failed to get rid of the food graffiti because they were lodged on the nacho cheese and bubble gum.
Then,as Yami tried to walk around,he slipped on the goo on the ground,and fell.As if that wasn't enough,the exact angle of decent(Which had been calculated to a tee by Bakura...Who says you can't teach an old thief new tricks?),caused him to fall on Téa.
This normally wouldn't have been a problem.But being that Yami fell head-first into a rather soft, bouncy, and off-limits area.....
Téa screeched an octave higher than was once thought humanly possible and whapped Yami with her purse.Hard.
The velocity of this then sent Yami sprawling into Joey,and like a domino effect,fell into Tristain,who fell into Seto,who fell into Mokuba,who fell intoYugi,who luckily was by the wall and didn't fall anywhere.
As this happened,Bakura laughed.And laughed some more.And was konked out by Ryou,who found that the Millennium Ring was a rather good bludgeon.
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You liked this!I know you did!Reviewwwwwwww!!!
Yami:*Looking over the fic*....Ahem.
*Rolls her eyes*And while you're at it, thank Yami for not tossing the authoress's box into the Shadow Realm...*Clutches her box of animé stuff,now saved from the Shadow Realm*
Yami:*Is now reading near the end of the chapter*...!!!!!!*Furious expression*
*Nervous laugh*...I guess...it would be a bit too late in apologizing,Yami-kun?? ^^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Yami:BUBBLE GUM!?SODA!?FALLING INTO-!?!HOW DARE YOU!!!*Eye of Horus appears*GIVE ME THAT BOX BACK!!IT'S GOING INTO THE SHADOW REALM!!!
What do you take me for?An idiot?I feel a bit guilty and all for doing that,but not that guilty!!So noooooo wayyyyyyy!!*Runs away from a flaming mad Yami with the box*.....
*After a few moments...*
..¬_¬...Hmm..I don't see him following...What's that dustcloud back there?*Sees Yami leading Yami fangirls who are wielding torches and all sorts of pointed implements*
Yami:Go fangirls!Avenge me,your favorite bish!!The authoress has caused me great suffering!!
Yami Fangirls:How dare this fanfic authoress cause poor Yami distress!!*charge the authoress*
O_o Epp!!*Runs farther and faster*Come on guys!I'll make it up to you all in the next chapter!!!!Don't kill meeeeeeeeee!!