Yay!Chapter 16.....Can you believe it??
Arugh!I'm sorry I didn't update in what...ten days!? But w/FF.net having problems..~_~...*sigh* But I guess it's sorta good in a strange way because now I can get ahead with my fanfiction work w/out having to worry about deadlines ^^;;;...
Yami:*Pttph* Yeah right...You still need to tack on a chapter to 'SoT'.
-_-....What do you think minna-san?Should I put a mirror site of my fics just in case something like this should happen again??Or does anyone know of a YGO! Fic archive hanging about?
Errr....Sorry for ranting a bit...^^;;..Anyways,back to the news that was supposed to be added w/the 14th posting..
I'm glad you like the little saga at the end of the chapters. I really hadn't intended to have that there..but then it just sort of developed into a mini-plot of it's own....O_o
^_^ And yes! Expect some of my story art soon.Bwahahha....
Standard Warnings/Notes:Gomen, I don't have spellcheck so I may mess up some spellings... Also Ryou will be used to refer to..well, Ryou, and Bakura will be used to refer to his yami. As always, positive comments and constructive criticism are welcome. Flames on the other hand, will be used to toast marshmallows and to chase Yami Bakura around with.....and now that I think about it, maybe Pegasus too. *insert insane fanfic writer cackle*
Standard-everyday-semi-original-disclaimer:I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!. I don't own the Star Wars franchise. I don't own any other mentioned brand names. Hell, I don't even own a car. So don't sue me.
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The group continued watching the drama of Star Wars unfold,minus Bakura,who had had a brief,painful, and ultimately humiliating altercation with Yami that resulted in Bakura retreating to his soul room.
It wasn't a very pretty sight.
"Well,just in the nick of time!"
"Don't tell me it's a sudden one-man army!"
"Looks like the cavalry has arrived!"
"......"
"Yami,if you don't have anything to say,don't say it at all."
"..........There's light sabers..."
*Sigh*
"YAY!! They have light sabers!!!"
"See?Girls can too be Jedi! See them?"
"Yes,we see them, Téa.."
"Ha!"
As Téa gloated,someone then muttered a very insulting thing.It was impossible to tell who or what was said by the fact that it was a near whisper.
But to answer your question,the offending party did infact get hit by a purse.
Several actually.
This only goes to show that no matter how low you think you've muttered something, if it is any insult to the female gender, any and all women will hear it. They will also respond.Usually in a violent manner at that.
This of course had no relevance to Yugi and company.Well,maybe one person...
"What happened?"
"You were hit by several purses for your comments.."
"Wonderful.What do they want to give me,a concussion?"
"What a good idea,maybe then you'll keep your big mouth shut."
"AAAAAHH! GET AWAY FROM ME WITH THAT PURSE!!"
"I wasn't really going to hit you this time..."
"They are hopelessly outnumbered..."
"Hey,how come Mace Windu's light saber different from everyones?"
The group paused for a moment to think about that.
"Because he's head of the Jedi council?"
"I thought that was Yoda."
"I guess I really don't know then."
"Uh-oh...That can't be good..."
"They look like souped up droids."
"They got light sabers again."
"Yeah!This is a great fight scene!"
"They sooooo watched Ben-Hur before they filmed this."
"What gave you that idea,the chariot?"
"They're supposed to be Jedi masters! How come some of them die in like 2 seconds!?"
"Budgetary reasons?"
"Whatever.The point is that it's so friggin' cheap doing that! I mean the Jedi are supposed to be near invincible!"
"You want to know something funnier?"
"What's that?"
"Everyone has a name in this movie pretty much.Did you see that Jedi there in the last scene?"
"The one on the screen for five seconds?"
"Yeah, that one. Did you know his name is Kit Fisto?"(N-bk:Bad spelling aside[I had to recall the name from memory]..This is a real character name..I saw it on one of the AotC action figures at our local mall...O_o..)
"Woo-Hoo! Mace versus Jengo!!"
As the battle on Genosis unfolded, Yami had a noticiable gleam in his eye. If one could visit Bakura's soul room,they would see a gleam not unlike the one Yami was sporting.
And if one brave enough could peer into their minds, they would see thoughts roving around pertaining to certain weaponry.
Good heavens,what had George Lucas done?
Of course he had never expected that two ancient spirits in a derranged fanfiction would even take it upon their little heads to concoct devious ideas founded on the principles of light sabers.So he can't be entirely to blame...
Either way, it was all lost on him,wherever he may be at the current moment.
Which was also a good thing,being that the authoress escaped the clutches of what could be a lawsuit.
Then again,there was the disclaimer....
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Yami:In face of numerous threats upon my after-life,sanity, and dignity I relent and I won't put the authoress through any more of that...*Glares suspiciously at Chang Meilin*
*Suddenly men in white coats drag in the Strait-jacketed authoress,dump her,and take their leave*
Yami:O_o...
*Dazed look*...Lookit the wittle BEWDs....Ooooo...
Seto:*Walks in,stares at the authoress and prods her with a foot*
*Blink*...Are you the Easter Bunny?*Looks into around* Buggy go 'Boom!!' *Giggles insanely*
Seto:-_-;; Great job.You've driven the authoress insane.
*Is currently curled up in a ball and rolling around the room*I'm an eggroll!! ^_^*giggle*
Seto:Well,genius?
Yami:-_-;;;...Er...Please review and we will hopefully have her back to sanity in the next chapter.
Seto:'We'?
Yami:Yes,'We'...
*Both watch as the authoress jumps and flaps around*
Cookoo!Cookoo!
Both:-_-;;;;;;;......
Yami:And we thought Malik was a piece of work...