For all of your patient people who've put up with my MIAness,here's chapter 18 ^_^;;.And like I said RL is being a pain so expect the fic to sort of plod along like a decrepit old snail that needs to be euthanized. X_x
And here is the long awaited fic archive.
http://www.geocities.com/neo_arukenimon/fanfic/
Now on to the fic. ^_^;;
Standard Warnings/Notes:Gomen, I don't have spellcheck so I may mess up some spellings... Also Ryou will be used to refer to..well, Ryou, and Bakura will be used to refer to his yami. As always, positive comments and constructive criticism are welcome. Flames on the other hand, will be used to toast marshmallows and to chase Yami Bakura around with.....and now that I think about it, maybe Pegasus too. *insert insane fanfic writer cackle*
Standard-everyday-semi-original-disclaimer:I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!. I don't own the Star Wars franchise. I don't own any other mentioned brand names. Hell, I don't even own a car. So don't sue me.
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"Yes,yes! Get on! Get on!"
*snicker,snicker*
"That was kinky..."
"Ya know what's kinky? It-"
At this point, the authoress leaped out of nowhere, smacked Joey with a purse,reminded everyone that this was a PG fic and leapt off into the sunset (That was actually just a backdrop from a movie set.)in the space of ten seconds.
Everyone blinked.
"Those authoresses scare me sometimes."
"No kidding.."
And the movie plodded on.
"I feel sort of sorry for Boba...."
"Well,now we know where he came from..."
"They're talking again...Blah,blah."
"Yes,wonderful!Send out those droids!"
"And on the battle field..."
"Spider things!"
"Spid-er man! Spid-er man!"
"Enough 60s program songs!"
"Attack those federation starships.Good idea."
"Knew the old fart was the mastermind."
This unremarkable comment caused Ryou and Yugi to gasp.
"Y-you don't call Yoda an old fart!"
"He's right! That's sacreligious to Star Wars fans!"
"You could get trampled to death by fans for saying that!
"Or a guy dressed as Mark Hamill could beat you with a mallet,wearing a Darth Vader costume!"
Yugi and Ryou blinked for a moment.Could that happen?
Why yes it could.
They continued with the consequences.
"Or-"
And were luckily cut short before they could say much more stranger things.
"Alright,alright! I get the point. I won't call Yoda an old fart anymore."
"Uh-oh, they're powering up their ultimate weapon.."
"Shin-Ra?"
"No,in Final Fantasy 7 that's Ultimate WEAPON."
"...So..what's the difference?"
"Never mind..."
"Those things are like big wheel things."
"Hahahah! Droids go 'Boom'!
A moments Pause.
"B-"
"No,Mokuba. It didn't work at the beginning of the movie and it won't work near the end."
"Phooey."
"They're getting away!!"
"Now they're all shooting those balls!"
All the males pondered that last statement.
*wince*
*wince*
*wince*
*wince*
*wince*
*wince*
*wince*
*wince*
"Ehehe..I think that was the wrong way to phrase it."
"Yah,it hurts thinking about that"
"Either that or you guys should really stop pondering."
"It's not our fault!"
"You're getting too desciptive!"
"Fine.Those spherical, metallic,ships are crashing down now.Into flaming wreakage that no one could actually survive,save for bits of bloody body parts strewn upon the battlefield."
"Much better."
"I think Téa's starting to get morbid."
"Yeah,really..."
"ARRRRUGH!"
"Think we said something wrong?"
"Nah,probably that time of the month."
*Twack*
"Owies."
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Mokuba:*looks around* Hi everyone! *Beams cutely,inciting 'Awws'* ^_^ The authoress couldn't be here right now 'cause she's driving around with Yami and big brother ^_^...
*Cut to the authoress driving along the road*
Lalala..^_^
Yami:0_o Arugh! Watch it! Watch it! PEDESTRIAN!!
*Still humming,swerves sharply and Yami and Seto (Who had deemed the backseat the safest place to sit.)get tossed around a bit*
Seto:*ugh*...I hate thi-AAHH!!CHIPMUNK!!CHIPMUNK!!!
Gotcha.^_^ *swerves again*
Seto:Aren't you supposed to be driving with an ADULT!?
*Blink* Anou..it said someone over the age of 18..Yami's over a millenia old,that counts!!
Yami:-_-;;;
Seto:With a VALID license!!
Eh? ^_^;;;;;
*Back to Mokuba*
Mokuba:..Ummm....Anyway,she asks that you please review! ^_^;