Ugh...X_x..Here's chapter 19..My lordy...X_x I'm sorry again for the delay! I went through 10 drafts of this chapter before deciding on this one. X_x Is it me,or is it getting harder to think of fresh gags and avoiding reudundance(Is that a word?!)?
Standard Warnings/Notes:Gomen, I don't have spellcheck so I may mess up some spellings... Also Ryou will be used to refer to..well, Ryou, and Bakura will be used to refer to his yami. As always, positive comments and constructive criticism are welcome. Flames on the other hand, will be used to toast marshmallows and to chase Yami Bakura around with.....and now that I think about it, maybe Pegasus too. *insert insane fanfic writer cackle*
Standard-everyday-semi-original-disclaimer:I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!. I don't own the Star Wars franchise. I don't own any other mentioned brand names. Hell, I don't even own a car. So don't sue me.
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After a slight altercation involving usage of certain words...
Yep,you guessed it. The movie went on.
"Very nice chase music now..."
"AHH!!"
At this point the boys looked at horror at the screen.
"Nooo! Padamé!!" They yelled in unision.
"Oh please.." Téa muttered, rolling her eyes.
"Go after her, you stupid fool!!"
"Don't call Anakin stupid!"
"He's not goin' after her! He's stickin' around."
"Come off with it already,the boy can't act!"
This thoughtless and controversial statement was mused upon.
Téa rallied magnificantly with her purse.
"Are you alright big brother?"
"Yes,Mokuba, I'll be fine.."
'As soon as I get away from the psychotic fangirl.' Seto added to himself.
As if on cue,Téa shot him a menacing glare that could rival even Yami's. It challenged him to make one more negative comment about the actor's skills.
Even those not involved felt compelled to inch away from her.
"Errr....Look at Yoda!!"
"Yoda sense..Tingling!"
"Theeeeeeere's Dooby."
"..Um..That's Dooku.."
"Whatever."
"Come into my parlor,said the spider to the fly."
"I thought they used webs."
"...It's figurative language."
"Oh,right..I knew that."
"If you only paid as much attention to literature as you do to Duel Monsters...."
"Hey,I do pay attention to literature.When was the last time you read 'Metamorphsis' by Kafka[1]and did an in-depth analysis about the hidden allusions and underlying meanings that compose the main basis of the story?" Joey huffed.
Everyone blinked.
"Wha? Why are you guys staring at me like that? That's creeping me out..."
"Who are you and what did you do to the real Joey!?"
"Hahaha.Very funny. Just because I don't pay attention in class doesn't mean I'm a stupid idiot."
"..Well,you learn something new everyday.." Yugi said shrugging.
Everyone nodded, still slightly in shock from that surprising display of intellectual prowness on Joey's part.
After that moment of weirdness..
"There's Padamé!"
"Yay! Padamé is alright!" The boys chorused again.
Téa looked heavenwards.
"Why me?"
A slip of divine(Or it would've been mistaken for it if it hadn't had the authoress's name on it at the top.) memo paper floated down.
Téa read the paper. "Because...It's funny when you wack them with your purse."
"That's really comforting..."
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[1]-Yes,this really does exist. No,I haven't gotten to reading it yet. X_x;
^_^ Hello-Hello! Here to do my review comments is a special guest who has absolutely nothing to do with Yu-Gi-Oh! or Star Wars and is only doing it by virtue of being one of my favorite characters!
Yami:...-_-...Get on with it already..*Grumbling about others taking over his job*
^^;; You're not taking this well.......*Shrugs* Presenting, from the anime/manga Hunter X Hunter-
Yami:Bah! It's Kurapica isn't it? So you're just going to bring him in to say 'Please review!'
He-y! That's not your line! And for your information it wasn't Kurapica!..*sigh* Since he did it already, there's no point now.....So anyway,go ahead and review -_-...You're a killjoy,did you know that, Yami?