Chapter One
Never Underestimate the Power of Potatoes
Disclaimer: Guess what? I don't own Nintendo. Amazed? Let us get on with it
Narrator (I, haha!): We begin our story in the freezing cold Ice Path where our hero, Charizard, does very important business.
Charizard: *comes out of toilet with newspaper under arm* Aah, refreshed. *walks to the sofa and turns on the TV*
TV: Reports of a loose maniac pokemon have been confirmed. Now onto other news, the world's first self-unrolling toilet paper!
Sneasel: *barges through the door* Hey Charizard! What the heck are you doing sitting like a Slakoth in front of the TV? Let's go!
Charizard: *groans* Do we have to? It's freezing outside today. What about on a warm sunny day?
Sneasel: Oh hello Charizard? We live in the Ice Path. *sits next to Charizard on the sofa* Anyway there's nothing on TV.
Charizard: Oh yay, the watch paint dry show! *grins stupidly*
Sneasel: Charizard! Charizard! Charizard! I want to go to the Carnival! I want to go to the Carnival!
Charizard: There's hardly going to be a Carnival in the middle of the Ice Path, Sneasel.
Sneasel: Noooo! The Dragon Carnival in Blackthorn today! Can we go? Pleeeeeeeeease?
Charizard: Alright. But we're not spending five hundred dollars in five minutes.
Sneasel: We won't! Now lets go!
----Five Minutes later----
Charizard: I can't believe we've spent six hundred dollars in five minutes and not got anything to show from it!
Sneasel: Well Whack-a-Diglett is hard and that shaking Ponyta ride is fun.
Charizard: Sneasel. That was for one year olds and that was all we spent on! We haven't got past the first arcade shop in the Carnival yet!
Sneasel: There's more? Oh goody goody!
Charizard: How did we get so much money anyway.
Sneasel: Don't know, don't care. *walks along the road and walks into Fortune Teller's booth*
Charizard: Oh great, "the bunnies are coming" incident all over again. *bumps into Dragonite*
Dragonite: Ow, oh hi Charizard. How are things?
Charizard: Two words. Sneasel. Carnival.
Dragonite: Ah. That makes sense. Where is he now. Oh let me guess "the bunnies are coming" booth.
Charizard: *nods and walks into the Fortune Teller's booth
Xatu: Come my children, come! *eyes whirl madly* Ooh! Young ones! Come! Come! *mumbles* Easy brats to get money from.
Sneasel: Oh great Fortune Teller of the Carnival! I come seeking your guidance to the light of the future! Please, tell me my fortune.
Xatu: Of course dear one. Today we have an offer on, get one fortune or item for the price of three!
Sneasel: Bargain! How much is it?
Charizard: *slaps hand on forehead*
Xatu: For the mere price of....six thousand bucks kid. Take it or lose it kid.
Sneasel: Are you kidding and miss on a chance like this? No way. *hands over six thousand dollars that come from nowhere*
Xatu: Ah yes....now look deeply into my eyes dear child. Look deeply then close your eyes.
Sneasel: *closes eyes*
Xatu: *counts money* Three thousand and twenty, three thousand and thirty. *looks at Sneasel* The potato will be useful to you. Use the potato!
Sneasel: *opens eyes* I will! Of course I will! *walks over to Charizard and Dragonite* Did you hear that? The powers of the potato is strong in me.
Dragonite: O___O
Charizard: Great. We'll now go back to my place and you can practice your potato powers there. *drags Sneasel back by the tail*
Sneasel: Halt! Desist! I will use the power of the potato against you my friends.
Dragonite: Oh shut up.
----Ten minutes later (after much struggling, fighting, screaming and dragging)----
Sneasel: *sticking potato onto staff*
Dragonite: What the hell is he doing?
Charizard: Who cares?
Dragonite: Good point.
Raichu: *kicks door down* Hello boys.
Dragonite: Hello girl
Charizard: Has anyone in this world heard of knocking before entering?
Dragonite: Huh?
Sneasel: Leaps up! I have it! The potato staff! *points potato staff at talking group* Charizard act like a duck! Dragonite hug the TV.
Charizard: *flaps wings* Quack. Quack.
Dragonite: *was already hugging the TV*
Sneasel: Er...right. Raichu! Come give me a kiss. ^_^
Raichu: *walks over to Sneasel and kisses him on the cheek*
Sneasel: Lips.
Raichu: *kisses on the lips*
Sneasel: Like you mean it.
Raichu: *snogs*
Sneasel: That's enough Raichu. ^_^ Just go off and dream about me.
Raichu: Oooh, Sneasel. How I desire thee...
Charizard: Quack! Quack! Quack! Quack!
Raichu: *stands kissing Sneasel on the lips as Salamance comes in*
Salamance: Hey gang! Why are all the boys acting weird? Raichu? RAICHU! NO! *breaks staff*
Raichu: *wakes up and runs away from Sneasel* AAAH! *pours mouthwash down mouth* Gross...gross...gross!
Dragonite: *wakes up and continues to hug the TV*
Charizard: Ha! I was awake the whole time. I got some photos of Raichu kissing Sneasel on my mini camera!
Raichu: *attacks Charizard and Sneasel* You...boys....are...going...to...die!
Narrator: And so ends another episode of Charizard of the Ice Path
Well how did you like it? Next episode coming soon!
Never Underestimate the Power of Potatoes
Disclaimer: Guess what? I don't own Nintendo. Amazed? Let us get on with it
Narrator (I, haha!): We begin our story in the freezing cold Ice Path where our hero, Charizard, does very important business.
Charizard: *comes out of toilet with newspaper under arm* Aah, refreshed. *walks to the sofa and turns on the TV*
TV: Reports of a loose maniac pokemon have been confirmed. Now onto other news, the world's first self-unrolling toilet paper!
Sneasel: *barges through the door* Hey Charizard! What the heck are you doing sitting like a Slakoth in front of the TV? Let's go!
Charizard: *groans* Do we have to? It's freezing outside today. What about on a warm sunny day?
Sneasel: Oh hello Charizard? We live in the Ice Path. *sits next to Charizard on the sofa* Anyway there's nothing on TV.
Charizard: Oh yay, the watch paint dry show! *grins stupidly*
Sneasel: Charizard! Charizard! Charizard! I want to go to the Carnival! I want to go to the Carnival!
Charizard: There's hardly going to be a Carnival in the middle of the Ice Path, Sneasel.
Sneasel: Noooo! The Dragon Carnival in Blackthorn today! Can we go? Pleeeeeeeeease?
Charizard: Alright. But we're not spending five hundred dollars in five minutes.
Sneasel: We won't! Now lets go!
----Five Minutes later----
Charizard: I can't believe we've spent six hundred dollars in five minutes and not got anything to show from it!
Sneasel: Well Whack-a-Diglett is hard and that shaking Ponyta ride is fun.
Charizard: Sneasel. That was for one year olds and that was all we spent on! We haven't got past the first arcade shop in the Carnival yet!
Sneasel: There's more? Oh goody goody!
Charizard: How did we get so much money anyway.
Sneasel: Don't know, don't care. *walks along the road and walks into Fortune Teller's booth*
Charizard: Oh great, "the bunnies are coming" incident all over again. *bumps into Dragonite*
Dragonite: Ow, oh hi Charizard. How are things?
Charizard: Two words. Sneasel. Carnival.
Dragonite: Ah. That makes sense. Where is he now. Oh let me guess "the bunnies are coming" booth.
Charizard: *nods and walks into the Fortune Teller's booth
Xatu: Come my children, come! *eyes whirl madly* Ooh! Young ones! Come! Come! *mumbles* Easy brats to get money from.
Sneasel: Oh great Fortune Teller of the Carnival! I come seeking your guidance to the light of the future! Please, tell me my fortune.
Xatu: Of course dear one. Today we have an offer on, get one fortune or item for the price of three!
Sneasel: Bargain! How much is it?
Charizard: *slaps hand on forehead*
Xatu: For the mere price of....six thousand bucks kid. Take it or lose it kid.
Sneasel: Are you kidding and miss on a chance like this? No way. *hands over six thousand dollars that come from nowhere*
Xatu: Ah yes....now look deeply into my eyes dear child. Look deeply then close your eyes.
Sneasel: *closes eyes*
Xatu: *counts money* Three thousand and twenty, three thousand and thirty. *looks at Sneasel* The potato will be useful to you. Use the potato!
Sneasel: *opens eyes* I will! Of course I will! *walks over to Charizard and Dragonite* Did you hear that? The powers of the potato is strong in me.
Dragonite: O___O
Charizard: Great. We'll now go back to my place and you can practice your potato powers there. *drags Sneasel back by the tail*
Sneasel: Halt! Desist! I will use the power of the potato against you my friends.
Dragonite: Oh shut up.
----Ten minutes later (after much struggling, fighting, screaming and dragging)----
Sneasel: *sticking potato onto staff*
Dragonite: What the hell is he doing?
Charizard: Who cares?
Dragonite: Good point.
Raichu: *kicks door down* Hello boys.
Dragonite: Hello girl
Charizard: Has anyone in this world heard of knocking before entering?
Dragonite: Huh?
Sneasel: Leaps up! I have it! The potato staff! *points potato staff at talking group* Charizard act like a duck! Dragonite hug the TV.
Charizard: *flaps wings* Quack. Quack.
Dragonite: *was already hugging the TV*
Sneasel: Er...right. Raichu! Come give me a kiss. ^_^
Raichu: *walks over to Sneasel and kisses him on the cheek*
Sneasel: Lips.
Raichu: *kisses on the lips*
Sneasel: Like you mean it.
Raichu: *snogs*
Sneasel: That's enough Raichu. ^_^ Just go off and dream about me.
Raichu: Oooh, Sneasel. How I desire thee...
Charizard: Quack! Quack! Quack! Quack!
Raichu: *stands kissing Sneasel on the lips as Salamance comes in*
Salamance: Hey gang! Why are all the boys acting weird? Raichu? RAICHU! NO! *breaks staff*
Raichu: *wakes up and runs away from Sneasel* AAAH! *pours mouthwash down mouth* Gross...gross...gross!
Dragonite: *wakes up and continues to hug the TV*
Charizard: Ha! I was awake the whole time. I got some photos of Raichu kissing Sneasel on my mini camera!
Raichu: *attacks Charizard and Sneasel* You...boys....are...going...to...die!
Narrator: And so ends another episode of Charizard of the Ice Path
Well how did you like it? Next episode coming soon!