O_o Presenting..Chapter 20!! *Deranged look* You thought I'd forgotten this fic,didn't you? Hehehe...You thought it was dead...Eheheheh-WAHAHAHAHAHH!! Well...you're wrong,see? You're absolutely,positivelyyyyyyyyyy-
Big Arse Chemisty Paper:*Cracks a whips*GET BACK TO SCHOOLWORK,WHELP!!!
O_o...Err...Spoooorrkkk!!!...*Runs*
Standard Warnings/Notes:Gomen, I don't have spellcheck so I may mess up some spellings... Also Ryou will be used to refer to..well, Ryou, and Bakura will be used to refer to his yami. As always, positive comments and constructive criticism are welcome. Flames on the other hand, will be used to toast marshmallows and to chase Yami Bakura around with.....and now that I think about it, maybe Pegasus too. *insert insane fanfic writer cackle*
Standard-everyday-semi-original-disclaimer:I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!. I don't own the Star Wars franchise. I don't own any other mentioned brand names. Hell, I don't even own a car. So don't sue me.
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When we last left out intrepid group of movie-goers...
"Ooooo..Ominous.."
"Fight,fight,fight!"
Then,silence.
The fight scene was suddenly punctuated by a shriek. No,no, not the green ogre featured in a popular movie produced by Dreamworks. That one doesn't have an 'i'. This one is defined as the high-pitched scream that shatters the nerves of dogs,cats, and very timid people.
"AAAIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!"
"Ahhhhhh!!!!" The boys screamed, clambering over the seats,under the seats,and each other in panic, wondering what in Insert-diety's-name just happened.
Yes,it was that sort of shriek.
A few seconds...
"Let go of my neck, you sissy."
"You grabbed me first."
"Are you insinuating that I'm a pervert?"
"Yeah, that's what I'm insinuating,rich boy."
*Drop*
"OW! Ya could've dropped me gently!"
"You called me a pervert."
"Ya know what else you are? You're a...."
Enter scuffle.
"Téa? Are you okay?" Yugi asked ,crawling out from his hiding spot under the seat, regaining some of his wits back. Also ignoring the dustcloud forming nearby.
She twitched.
Everyone stopped,even the dustcloud boys.
She had twitched. That was not a good sign...
"THAT OLD FART HURT OBI-WAN!!!!!!!!!!" Téa, kind and gentle Téa, bellowed, charging at the screen.
It was only through the combined efforts of the rest of the crew that she was subduded.
"Calm,down..It's just a movie.." Ryou said, still a bit frazzled, trying to clam down the raging girl.
In an irrelevant note,you could tell he was still frazzled by the way his usually immaculate hair frizzed up. Sort of like a terrified cat's tail.
Needless to say, because of said hair,Bakura was rolling on his soul-room floor, laughing so hard that he was in tears. What he wouldn't do for a camera...
Back to relevancy...
"AVENGE HIM ANAKIN!!!!
"I wish we still had duct tape.."
"KILL DOO-HEAD!!"
"I wish I still had my hearing, but we can't all get what we want now,can we?"
"Ooo...Two lightsabers!"
"ARRRUGH!! STUPID OLD GUY!"
"We should really stop taking Téa to these movies.."
"This coming from someone who was trying to get her to come with us to watch 'Gone in 60 seconds'."
"How was I supposed to know she got like this?"
"YEAH! Beat him!!!"
"He seems to be winning.."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!"
"My ears...my earsssss....."
Suddenly, there was, in the span of a few seconds, a Liz Claiborne purse in full airborne flight. It made a graceful arc before hitting Dooku's nose.
"I think Téa just threw her purse at the screen..."
"No more purse abuse.." Seto mumbled, happily for once. All was finally well with the world now that the designer monster was gone.
"Someone up there loves us..." Joey said, looking heavenward.
A loose chip of ceiling plaster fell on him.
"I think you spoke too soon..."
Hmmmm....
You'd expect the fellow movie going patrons to complain by now..
But there's this little thing called 'plot device'...Err..You get the idea..
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Yami:*Deadpan voice*The authoress...
*Running away from Whip-cracking 'Big Arse Chemistry Paper'*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Yami:Would like you to review.That is all. *Looks at the authoress running* You're getting redundant,do you know that?
IT'S NOT MY FAULTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!*Runs faster*