Chapter Two
The Sandwich of Light
Disclaimer: I now....still do not own Nintendo! And there is nothing you can do to make me own it! Muahahaha
A/N: Thank you Miroku004 for Charizard of Ice Path's first review! And your pokemon *may* come on. Depends.
Narrator: Well today we start at Raichu's house in Dragon's Den.
Raichu: *sips coffee with cucumber over eyes* Aah. Relaxation. And I finally cleaned my mouth out
TV: Newflash: The world's first self-unrolling toilet roll has been released in Hoenn! Now onto less important news...like. The Sandwich of Light has been stolen from the Pewter City Museum. The Sandwich is ancient and said to be made with the first sliced bread, sliced ham and sliced cheese. Also made by the first human. It is also said to keep insane fics insane in the world.
Raichu: *spits out coffee* WHAT? THE FIRST SELF-UNROLLING TOILET ROLL WAS RELEASED IN HOENN FIRST! *removes cucumbers and knocks down her own door to go to Salamance's house* The Hoenn swots...
----Meanwhile----
Charizard: *runs around the house in a crazed way and suddenly stops, puts on glasses and tries to put together a miniature ship model in a bottle thing* Dear chap you named it completely wrong. Here let me correct it for you.
Narrator: *growls* Who is the author here?
Charizard: Well you, but, dear me, you seem a bit of a rookie. Besides you know you can do nothing to me.
Narrator: I...can...but...I...must...not *grits teeth*
----Anyway back to Raichu----
Salamance: *reads book*
Raichu: *bursts through the door* Sal! Self-unrolling and TV and newsflash and Sandwich of Light and why the heck is a piano in place of the TV?
Salamance: Don't you know it is rude not to knock before entering? Don't stutter, it ruins your completion. "Heck" is not a suitable word for a young lady like yourself. I replaced the television because it is a terrible thing to have, it rots the mind, so I replaced it with a creative-enhancing piano.
Raichu: *jaw drops to floor and she runs out screaming* The Sandwich of Light is not in place! It'll be me next! I need someone else. Charizard, no he would of been taken the same time as Salamance...I know! Dragonite! He's mad! *runs to Dragonite's house*
Dragonite: *watches TV*
Raichu: *bursts through the door* Oh Dragonite! It's horrible! The insanity has left everyone!
Dragonite: Hush, my dear lady. *continues to watch*
Raichu: What are you watching? *walks over to the TV* THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL! NOOOOOOOO! *runs out of the door* Now I have no choice. I must go to *gulps* Sneasel...
----Sneasel's place----
Sneasel: *stands on head as there is a knock on the door* Gaa...interrupted while I'm doing my Agoy. *walks to the door* Keep your underwear on! *opens* Yeah whaddya want?
Guy in big black coat: The insanity of the world had left. Join the sane ones. *stares into Sneasel's eyes*
Sneasel: -.- For the last time I AM NOT BUYING RAFFLE TICKETS! *slams the door*
Guy in big black coat: It seems the one has insanity that even without the Sandwich of Light prevails. I must keep a close eye this one...*stalks off*
Raichu: *walks past Guy in big black coat and mumbles* Nice coat. Not on you. *knocks on Sneasel's door*
Sneasel: *opens door with rocket launcher in claws* I...am...not...going....to......buy.........your....stinking....RAFFLE TICKETS!
Raichu: Good to see your insane. Have you noticed something?
Sneasel: *throws rocket launcher into cupboard of dangerous weapons* No what?
Raichu: The insanity has left everyone but us. The news said the Sandwich of Light had been stolen and....
Sneasel: THE SANDWICH OF LIGHT! NO! THEY WILL PAY DEARLY! THE *******S! *goes into cupboard* Not much time...come choose your weapon...
Raichu: *searches* Rocket launcher, rocket launcher, nuclear bomb, rocket launcher, rocket launcher, Care Bear toy...
Sneasel: THAT EVIL THING IS STILL THERE! *brings out the Care Bear and sets it on fire* Muahahahaha.
Raichu: O_O;; Whatever. I don't think rocket launchers or nuclear bombs are going to help us. Maybe we need something else.
Sneasel: Laser cannon? Rocket launcher? Sword? Rocket launcher? Firearm? Rocket launcher?
Raichu: FINE! We'll take the stupid rocket launchers!
Sneasel: Yay! *throws Raichu a rocket launcher* Now to find out the Sandwich snatcher's lair.
Narrator: Well, duh. What about that huge red, white, yellow and blue airplane that said "Bad Guy's Lair" on the front you saw yesterday.
Sneasel: Aw...spoil my fun Marina...*goes off to sulk* I was going to kill innocent people.
Narrator: No you weren't! *whips Sneasel*
Sneasel: Owwies ;__;
Raichu: Thank you Marina! ^__^
----after several hours of insanity----
Sneasel: Ok we are on enemy grounds. Be wary.
Raichu: Wary of what? We are on an airplane.
Mutant fluffy bunny: Me made from insanity! Me crush little thingys for boss's carrots! *tries to stomp on Sneasel who holds up his claw* Ow! Booooossssss! I got a booboo! *runs away crying*
Raichu: I see.
Sneasel: No you don't. With the power of the Sandwich of Light the enemy can do whatever he or she likes...
Raichu: Yeah...whatever. *launches rocket at random mutant fluffy bunny*
Mutant fluffy bunny: Yay boom boom! *gets blown up*
Sneasel: *walks along the aisle and sees a stewardess with a trolley* Must...resist...
Raichu: Nooo! Don't look! Don't looook!
Sneasel: *the stewardess, everything on her trolley and the trolley* That was nice. *burps*
*suddenly the Imperial March starts to play*
Magikarp: *comes out of doorway breathing deeply* Sneasel. You have come this far! *holds up Sandwich of Light* But you shall never get it! And the world will be sane forever.
Sneasel: *growls* Hello...old friend.
Raichu: This is toooooo cheesy. -.-
Magikarp: Muahahahaha!
Sneasel: And you shall see me and Magikarp's past in the magic of flash backs....
*screen goes all swirly*
Flashback Magikarp: Hello Sneasel.
Flashback Sneasel: Hello dear friend! Oh let me get that door for you! *halo appears above head*
Sneasel: Wait...wrong Sneasel and Magikarp
*screen goes all swirly again to an arena*
Flashback Sneasel: *growls* Get your fins off of her.
Flashback Magikarp: Never!
Flashback Sneasel: You asked for it *prepares to beat up*
Flashback Magikarp: *strokes Sneasel's new Playstation 3* Never. *puts WET FIN in the Playstation 3's wires*
Flashback Sneasel: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*screen goes back to present*
Raichu: *gasp*
Sneasel: I still haven't forgotten her Magikarp! And now I will take the Sandwich of Light back! Bwahahahhahahaha!
Charizard: *bursts in suddenly through the roof* SUGAR RUSH! *bonks Magikarp over the head and starts eaten mutant fluffy bunnies* THE POWER OF SHERBET HAS BROUGHT ME BAAAAAACK! *starts beating chest and making Tarzan sounds*
Sandwich of Light: *starts to glow*
Sneasel: Of course. When there are three good-willed, crazed idiots in the same room of the Sandwich of Light it glows and spreads it's insanity across the world! And then it disappears as it is not needed. And it has to be three people.
Raichu: *rolls eyes* Such a coincidence. I'm going home!
Narrator: And so ends another random adventure.
A/N: Well come on! Reviews for me please!
The Sandwich of Light
Disclaimer: I now....still do not own Nintendo! And there is nothing you can do to make me own it! Muahahaha
A/N: Thank you Miroku004 for Charizard of Ice Path's first review! And your pokemon *may* come on. Depends.
Narrator: Well today we start at Raichu's house in Dragon's Den.
Raichu: *sips coffee with cucumber over eyes* Aah. Relaxation. And I finally cleaned my mouth out
TV: Newflash: The world's first self-unrolling toilet roll has been released in Hoenn! Now onto less important news...like. The Sandwich of Light has been stolen from the Pewter City Museum. The Sandwich is ancient and said to be made with the first sliced bread, sliced ham and sliced cheese. Also made by the first human. It is also said to keep insane fics insane in the world.
Raichu: *spits out coffee* WHAT? THE FIRST SELF-UNROLLING TOILET ROLL WAS RELEASED IN HOENN FIRST! *removes cucumbers and knocks down her own door to go to Salamance's house* The Hoenn swots...
----Meanwhile----
Charizard: *runs around the house in a crazed way and suddenly stops, puts on glasses and tries to put together a miniature ship model in a bottle thing* Dear chap you named it completely wrong. Here let me correct it for you.
Narrator: *growls* Who is the author here?
Charizard: Well you, but, dear me, you seem a bit of a rookie. Besides you know you can do nothing to me.
Narrator: I...can...but...I...must...not *grits teeth*
----Anyway back to Raichu----
Salamance: *reads book*
Raichu: *bursts through the door* Sal! Self-unrolling and TV and newsflash and Sandwich of Light and why the heck is a piano in place of the TV?
Salamance: Don't you know it is rude not to knock before entering? Don't stutter, it ruins your completion. "Heck" is not a suitable word for a young lady like yourself. I replaced the television because it is a terrible thing to have, it rots the mind, so I replaced it with a creative-enhancing piano.
Raichu: *jaw drops to floor and she runs out screaming* The Sandwich of Light is not in place! It'll be me next! I need someone else. Charizard, no he would of been taken the same time as Salamance...I know! Dragonite! He's mad! *runs to Dragonite's house*
Dragonite: *watches TV*
Raichu: *bursts through the door* Oh Dragonite! It's horrible! The insanity has left everyone!
Dragonite: Hush, my dear lady. *continues to watch*
Raichu: What are you watching? *walks over to the TV* THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL! NOOOOOOOO! *runs out of the door* Now I have no choice. I must go to *gulps* Sneasel...
----Sneasel's place----
Sneasel: *stands on head as there is a knock on the door* Gaa...interrupted while I'm doing my Agoy. *walks to the door* Keep your underwear on! *opens* Yeah whaddya want?
Guy in big black coat: The insanity of the world had left. Join the sane ones. *stares into Sneasel's eyes*
Sneasel: -.- For the last time I AM NOT BUYING RAFFLE TICKETS! *slams the door*
Guy in big black coat: It seems the one has insanity that even without the Sandwich of Light prevails. I must keep a close eye this one...*stalks off*
Raichu: *walks past Guy in big black coat and mumbles* Nice coat. Not on you. *knocks on Sneasel's door*
Sneasel: *opens door with rocket launcher in claws* I...am...not...going....to......buy.........your....stinking....RAFFLE TICKETS!
Raichu: Good to see your insane. Have you noticed something?
Sneasel: *throws rocket launcher into cupboard of dangerous weapons* No what?
Raichu: The insanity has left everyone but us. The news said the Sandwich of Light had been stolen and....
Sneasel: THE SANDWICH OF LIGHT! NO! THEY WILL PAY DEARLY! THE *******S! *goes into cupboard* Not much time...come choose your weapon...
Raichu: *searches* Rocket launcher, rocket launcher, nuclear bomb, rocket launcher, rocket launcher, Care Bear toy...
Sneasel: THAT EVIL THING IS STILL THERE! *brings out the Care Bear and sets it on fire* Muahahahaha.
Raichu: O_O;; Whatever. I don't think rocket launchers or nuclear bombs are going to help us. Maybe we need something else.
Sneasel: Laser cannon? Rocket launcher? Sword? Rocket launcher? Firearm? Rocket launcher?
Raichu: FINE! We'll take the stupid rocket launchers!
Sneasel: Yay! *throws Raichu a rocket launcher* Now to find out the Sandwich snatcher's lair.
Narrator: Well, duh. What about that huge red, white, yellow and blue airplane that said "Bad Guy's Lair" on the front you saw yesterday.
Sneasel: Aw...spoil my fun Marina...*goes off to sulk* I was going to kill innocent people.
Narrator: No you weren't! *whips Sneasel*
Sneasel: Owwies ;__;
Raichu: Thank you Marina! ^__^
----after several hours of insanity----
Sneasel: Ok we are on enemy grounds. Be wary.
Raichu: Wary of what? We are on an airplane.
Mutant fluffy bunny: Me made from insanity! Me crush little thingys for boss's carrots! *tries to stomp on Sneasel who holds up his claw* Ow! Booooossssss! I got a booboo! *runs away crying*
Raichu: I see.
Sneasel: No you don't. With the power of the Sandwich of Light the enemy can do whatever he or she likes...
Raichu: Yeah...whatever. *launches rocket at random mutant fluffy bunny*
Mutant fluffy bunny: Yay boom boom! *gets blown up*
Sneasel: *walks along the aisle and sees a stewardess with a trolley* Must...resist...
Raichu: Nooo! Don't look! Don't looook!
Sneasel: *the stewardess, everything on her trolley and the trolley* That was nice. *burps*
*suddenly the Imperial March starts to play*
Magikarp: *comes out of doorway breathing deeply* Sneasel. You have come this far! *holds up Sandwich of Light* But you shall never get it! And the world will be sane forever.
Sneasel: *growls* Hello...old friend.
Raichu: This is toooooo cheesy. -.-
Magikarp: Muahahahaha!
Sneasel: And you shall see me and Magikarp's past in the magic of flash backs....
*screen goes all swirly*
Flashback Magikarp: Hello Sneasel.
Flashback Sneasel: Hello dear friend! Oh let me get that door for you! *halo appears above head*
Sneasel: Wait...wrong Sneasel and Magikarp
*screen goes all swirly again to an arena*
Flashback Sneasel: *growls* Get your fins off of her.
Flashback Magikarp: Never!
Flashback Sneasel: You asked for it *prepares to beat up*
Flashback Magikarp: *strokes Sneasel's new Playstation 3* Never. *puts WET FIN in the Playstation 3's wires*
Flashback Sneasel: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*screen goes back to present*
Raichu: *gasp*
Sneasel: I still haven't forgotten her Magikarp! And now I will take the Sandwich of Light back! Bwahahahhahahaha!
Charizard: *bursts in suddenly through the roof* SUGAR RUSH! *bonks Magikarp over the head and starts eaten mutant fluffy bunnies* THE POWER OF SHERBET HAS BROUGHT ME BAAAAAACK! *starts beating chest and making Tarzan sounds*
Sandwich of Light: *starts to glow*
Sneasel: Of course. When there are three good-willed, crazed idiots in the same room of the Sandwich of Light it glows and spreads it's insanity across the world! And then it disappears as it is not needed. And it has to be three people.
Raichu: *rolls eyes* Such a coincidence. I'm going home!
Narrator: And so ends another random adventure.
A/N: Well come on! Reviews for me please!