Whee!!!! ^_^ Chapter 21 is up and kicking...Awww..

Standard Warnings/Notes:Gomen, I don't have spellcheck so I may mess up some spellings... Also Ryou will be used to refer to..well, Ryou, and Bakura will be used to refer to his yami. As always, positive comments and constructive criticism are welcome. Flames on the other hand, will be used to toast marshmallows and to chase Yami Bakura around with.....and now that I think about it, maybe Pegasus too. *insert insane fanfic writer cackle*

Standard-everyday-semi-original-disclaimer:I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!. I don't own the Star Wars franchise. I don't own any other mentioned brand/animé names. Hell, I don't even own a car. So don't sue me.

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Yu-Gi-Oh! :The attack of the Yami(s) (Or 'The cast of Yu-Gi-Oh! watches "Episode Two" with near-disasterous results')

"KILLLLLLLLLLL HIMMMMM!!!!"

As our story continues...

"Die, Doo-Mmmfph!"

Certain parties were attempting to shut one certain parties mouth shut because certain parties on the screen were attacked by certain parties which angered the second party which was cause for the first party to shut up second party.

Get it?

Oh,all right.In layman's terms...

The boys were trying to shut up Téa because she was getting extremely loud, violent and boisterous. Also she was trying to kill Count Dooku, who was as it was,a movie character.

All this because he did something to another character which must not be gone over in great detail for fear of spoilers.

And the movie went on.. It had obviously accepted the fact that it was alas, but a mere backdrop for the ensuring hilarity in the theater.

"Cue in the ominous music.."

"It's..It's.."

"The little dude!"

"Standing for truth,justice,and little guys like Yugi and Mokuba!"

"Hey!" The aformentioned vertically challenged boys said in unision, whapping Tristain.

"Oww.."

Oh sweet irony...

"He isn't a Jedi master for nothing..."

"My,he's a fast bugger..."

"Who owns you...Yoda does, you old fart!"

"Zoom..Brrrzapppp!Bizz!"

"Did someone give Yami sugar again?"

"He seems sane enough..."

*Poke*

"Hey!"

"Did you have any sugar?"

"I did not have any sugar.It's not MY fault I like the sound effects..." Yami muttered under his breath.

"He's not shaking all funny anymore, so he's okay.

"...."

"Sorry..." Yugi apologized, "We were just worried...that's all..After what happened.."

"I see. That's fine."

"Ooooo..It's like extreme tennis.."

"Heheh..I just realized Yoda reminds me of Jaken.Where's Sesshoumaru?"

"What?"

"There's an animé called Inu-Yasha and-"

"Never mind.."

"Wow, you have something in common with my big brother,Joey! He watches that too! And Evangelion and the Gundam series..." Mokuba trailed off,meanwhile smirking in an adorably diabolical smile.

Joey and Seto looked at each other for a moment.

"We don't have anything in common!!!" They both yelled, indignant at the thought of having a similar interest.

"Sure...What ever you say guys..."

Silently, everyone thanked whoever threw in this revelation. Maybe they would in fact, get along better...

"Dog."

"SHADDUP RICH BOY!"

Or maybe not...

The discreet,wonderfully bright, and of course non-self-inserting authoress grinned from her computer. And thanking the heavens for the advent of fanfiction...

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Buwahaha. I bet you weren't expecting that, were you. ^_^

Seto:-_- What? The fact that you've recruited me to the Legion of animé otaku?

^_^..*Spooky-like voice* Joooinnnnnn usss......Joooinnnnnnn ussssss!!!!!

Seto:-_- Whatever. Jus-*Looks at his watch* O.o I'm going to miss Cowboy Bebop!! *Runs*

Who says you can't teach a CEO new tricks? ^_^...Well,anyways...Review.