Chapter 3
The Jerry Springer Show
Disclaimer: *banner unrolls* Marina does not own pokemon nor does she own Jerry Springer. However she does own this talking disclaimer banner.
Marina: *sipping orange juice* Hey, the Jerry Springer show...
Jerry: And here's the case, I married my daughter...
Marina: Ew. *turns the on the cartoons*
----Meanwhile----
Charizard: *drowns sorrows in orange juice*
Marina: *comes down in Lugia form* What sorrows?
Charizard: That I have to be on this show to earn a living!
Marina: *growls* That isn't on the script...
Charizard: Tough.
Marina: I'm going back to my underwater cave. If you're not careful I'll take you one day.
Charizard: You wouldn't coz then you wouldn't have a main character.
Marina: I'll make Salamance fall in love with you.
Charizard: GROSS! *runs under the table*
Marina: *sighs* I'm going home. *flies off*
Sneasel: *bursts into through the door*
Charizard: Does anyone know how to knock?
Sneasel: You said that in the last few episodes.
Charizard: Well I say it again.
Salamance and Raichu: *burst through the roof* Hey boys.
Sneasel and Charizard: Hello girls.
Salamance: So what's on TV?
----a TV camera crew bursts through the door----
All but the camera crew: ????
Jerry Springer: *runs through the broken-down door with crowd behind him* Congratulations Charizard! You have been randomly selected to be on the Jerry Springer show!
Charizard: But...I don't have any issues.
Jerry Springer: Yeah you do! Charizard: And what may that be X_X
Jerry Springer: Your author, Marina, entered this house. The only entry.
Marina: *runs into the room in Lugia form* That's right! I demand more obedience!
Charizard: OBEDIENCE!? OBEDIENCE!?
Marina: Yep, that's right.
Charizard: Nooooo!
Jerry Springer: We're live on air, in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1....
----TVs all over the world turn to the Jerry Springer show----
Jerry Springer: Here we are today, in Ice Path with Charizard, Sneasel, Raichu and Salamance in Charizard's house! Here with them is Marina, their author, who demands more obedience.
Crowd: *cheers*
Marina: Well I think my creations should be more obedient to ME!
Crowd: *murmurs and nods in places*
Charizard: But we should also have free will!
Marina: *takes out mallet and whacks Charizard* Bad!
Crowd: Rio...
Jerry Springer: Let's save this till later. Next let's hear the other pokemons' opinions.
Sneasel: Hi mom! *waves at camera*
Raichu: *giggles senselessly* I'm on TV...*giggle giggle giggle*
Salamance: Well I agree with Charizard! Rights for the characters!
Marina: What about the authors. Charizard...Salamance...*deep breathing* I am....your creator!
Salamance: Never. -.-
Charizard: We didn't know that -.-
Marina: Alright...you're in trouble now. *uses aeroblast on Charizard*
Raichu: *uses thunderbolt on Marina*
Marina: *uses wing attack on Raichu and Charizard*
Sneasel: *uses beat up on Marina*
Crowd: RIOT! RIOT! RIOT....
Salamance: *uses outrage on everything nearby*
Jerry Springer: *throws microphone at Salamance*
Salamance: *bites Jerry Springer's arm*
Jerry Springer: OW! *hits Salamance with microphone over and over* Bad dragon! Bad, bad dragon! *hit hit*
Raichu: *uses thunder on Jerry Springer*
Person in the Audience: These loonatics should be locked up for hurting Jerry!
Marina: Oh shut up! *uses hydro pump on person in audience*
Person in the Audience: Meeeep!
Crowd: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!....
Charizard: *uses flamethrower on everything nearby*
Sneasel: *runs to the camera* And we'll be back after this commercial break. *jumps into the fight*
Half of the Crowd: We must help Jerry! *leaps into the fight*
Other Half: We must help the pokemon and author! *leaps into the fight*
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Narrator: We are sorry we must end you're Charizard of Ice Path episode for today, or suffer exceeding it's PG13 rating.
A/N: *is covered in bumps and bruises* Well there's that review button there. Go ahead and press it!
The Jerry Springer Show
Disclaimer: *banner unrolls* Marina does not own pokemon nor does she own Jerry Springer. However she does own this talking disclaimer banner.
Marina: *sipping orange juice* Hey, the Jerry Springer show...
Jerry: And here's the case, I married my daughter...
Marina: Ew. *turns the on the cartoons*
----Meanwhile----
Charizard: *drowns sorrows in orange juice*
Marina: *comes down in Lugia form* What sorrows?
Charizard: That I have to be on this show to earn a living!
Marina: *growls* That isn't on the script...
Charizard: Tough.
Marina: I'm going back to my underwater cave. If you're not careful I'll take you one day.
Charizard: You wouldn't coz then you wouldn't have a main character.
Marina: I'll make Salamance fall in love with you.
Charizard: GROSS! *runs under the table*
Marina: *sighs* I'm going home. *flies off*
Sneasel: *bursts into through the door*
Charizard: Does anyone know how to knock?
Sneasel: You said that in the last few episodes.
Charizard: Well I say it again.
Salamance and Raichu: *burst through the roof* Hey boys.
Sneasel and Charizard: Hello girls.
Salamance: So what's on TV?
----a TV camera crew bursts through the door----
All but the camera crew: ????
Jerry Springer: *runs through the broken-down door with crowd behind him* Congratulations Charizard! You have been randomly selected to be on the Jerry Springer show!
Charizard: But...I don't have any issues.
Jerry Springer: Yeah you do! Charizard: And what may that be X_X
Jerry Springer: Your author, Marina, entered this house. The only entry.
Marina: *runs into the room in Lugia form* That's right! I demand more obedience!
Charizard: OBEDIENCE!? OBEDIENCE!?
Marina: Yep, that's right.
Charizard: Nooooo!
Jerry Springer: We're live on air, in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1....
----TVs all over the world turn to the Jerry Springer show----
Jerry Springer: Here we are today, in Ice Path with Charizard, Sneasel, Raichu and Salamance in Charizard's house! Here with them is Marina, their author, who demands more obedience.
Crowd: *cheers*
Marina: Well I think my creations should be more obedient to ME!
Crowd: *murmurs and nods in places*
Charizard: But we should also have free will!
Marina: *takes out mallet and whacks Charizard* Bad!
Crowd: Rio...
Jerry Springer: Let's save this till later. Next let's hear the other pokemons' opinions.
Sneasel: Hi mom! *waves at camera*
Raichu: *giggles senselessly* I'm on TV...*giggle giggle giggle*
Salamance: Well I agree with Charizard! Rights for the characters!
Marina: What about the authors. Charizard...Salamance...*deep breathing* I am....your creator!
Salamance: Never. -.-
Charizard: We didn't know that -.-
Marina: Alright...you're in trouble now. *uses aeroblast on Charizard*
Raichu: *uses thunderbolt on Marina*
Marina: *uses wing attack on Raichu and Charizard*
Sneasel: *uses beat up on Marina*
Crowd: RIOT! RIOT! RIOT....
Salamance: *uses outrage on everything nearby*
Jerry Springer: *throws microphone at Salamance*
Salamance: *bites Jerry Springer's arm*
Jerry Springer: OW! *hits Salamance with microphone over and over* Bad dragon! Bad, bad dragon! *hit hit*
Raichu: *uses thunder on Jerry Springer*
Person in the Audience: These loonatics should be locked up for hurting Jerry!
Marina: Oh shut up! *uses hydro pump on person in audience*
Person in the Audience: Meeeep!
Crowd: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!....
Charizard: *uses flamethrower on everything nearby*
Sneasel: *runs to the camera* And we'll be back after this commercial break. *jumps into the fight*
Half of the Crowd: We must help Jerry! *leaps into the fight*
Other Half: We must help the pokemon and author! *leaps into the fight*
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Narrator: We are sorry we must end you're Charizard of Ice Path episode for today, or suffer exceeding it's PG13 rating.
A/N: *is covered in bumps and bruises* Well there's that review button there. Go ahead and press it!