Sorority Lex
CHAPTER 2: Please be a 14
Lex and Dave were going through the clothing racks in the women's section of the department store, completely unfazed by the looks they were getting from the other shoppers.
"So how long have you been with Clark?" Dave asked Lex who was looking at a dress.
"2 months now, shit why can't they make clothes that don't require an eating disorder to fit into?"
"Lex you had an eating disorder and you still couldn't fit into a size 8" Dave responded.
"Don't remind me! Listen, what do you think, black or purple?" Lex said holding two rather skanky dresses to his body.
Dave shook his head and Lex put the dresses back on the rack, they continued their mad hunt for a dress that looked good on them, when a sales- man walked up to them.
"Please be a 14!" Lex prayed as he checked the tag on this long evening dress
"Um excuse me gentlemen, the men's department is on the next level" Lex and Dave turned around to face the attendant.
"Yeah um well, you see, it's my girlfriend's birthday, and I didn't know what to buy her so I brought my friend here to help me choose" Dave explained, patting Lex on the shoulder.
"Oh, I apologize, I misunderstood." The manager said before he turned and walked away.
About 3 hours later the boys had picked out a perfect ensemble: shoes, dresses, makeup, accessories and everything else needed, or not. Satisfied, if a bit worn out, they headed back to the castle.
"Damn I forgot how tiring this women thing was, my feet ache! Before I collapse and die do you want a beer?" Lex exclaimed
"Yeah sure" Dave said and Lex walked over to the mini-bar and grabbed two beers, then walked back to where Dave had collapsed, collapsing into one of the expensive chairs in the library, Lex handed Dave one of the beers.
"Thanks, Tell me 'bout it, I wonder how Leah will react to seeing Daisy, Edina, and Roberta again?" Dave said taking a sip of his beer.
"I have no idea" Lex said, doing a mock salute with his beer bottle. "But I can tell you one thing. They're gonna freak!"
CHAPTER 2: Please be a 14
Lex and Dave were going through the clothing racks in the women's section of the department store, completely unfazed by the looks they were getting from the other shoppers.
"So how long have you been with Clark?" Dave asked Lex who was looking at a dress.
"2 months now, shit why can't they make clothes that don't require an eating disorder to fit into?"
"Lex you had an eating disorder and you still couldn't fit into a size 8" Dave responded.
"Don't remind me! Listen, what do you think, black or purple?" Lex said holding two rather skanky dresses to his body.
Dave shook his head and Lex put the dresses back on the rack, they continued their mad hunt for a dress that looked good on them, when a sales- man walked up to them.
"Please be a 14!" Lex prayed as he checked the tag on this long evening dress
"Um excuse me gentlemen, the men's department is on the next level" Lex and Dave turned around to face the attendant.
"Yeah um well, you see, it's my girlfriend's birthday, and I didn't know what to buy her so I brought my friend here to help me choose" Dave explained, patting Lex on the shoulder.
"Oh, I apologize, I misunderstood." The manager said before he turned and walked away.
About 3 hours later the boys had picked out a perfect ensemble: shoes, dresses, makeup, accessories and everything else needed, or not. Satisfied, if a bit worn out, they headed back to the castle.
"Damn I forgot how tiring this women thing was, my feet ache! Before I collapse and die do you want a beer?" Lex exclaimed
"Yeah sure" Dave said and Lex walked over to the mini-bar and grabbed two beers, then walked back to where Dave had collapsed, collapsing into one of the expensive chairs in the library, Lex handed Dave one of the beers.
"Thanks, Tell me 'bout it, I wonder how Leah will react to seeing Daisy, Edina, and Roberta again?" Dave said taking a sip of his beer.
"I have no idea" Lex said, doing a mock salute with his beer bottle. "But I can tell you one thing. They're gonna freak!"