*Deep Breath* ARRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHH! -_- Is it me or are these chapters getting harder to write. -_- I hate to say it folks, but it's the beginning of the end...^^;; This is the end of the movie..But don't worry,I'll wrap up with a chapter or two more, add a 'Nani Naze', and a thanks message. ^^;;
Standard Warnings/Notes:Gomen, I don't have spellcheck so I may mess up some spellings... Also Ryou will be used to refer to..well, Ryou, and Bakura will be used to refer to his yami. As always, positive comments and constructive criticism are welcome. Flames on the other hand, will be used to toast marshmallows and to chase Yami Bakura around with.....and now that I think about it, maybe Pegasus too. *insert insane fanfic writer cackle*
Standard-everyday-semi-original-disclaimer:I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!. I don't own the Star Wars franchise. I don't own any other mentioned brand/animé names. Hell, I don't even own a car. So don't sue me.
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The movie, though most likely at the point of breaking due to the fact that more dialouge in the fic was given to completely unconsequential things, resigned itself to remaining a backdrop.
Poor movie..
After the lapse of sympathy, the story went on.
"So dat's who he is..."
"Another mystery solved."
"How come Doodoo-"
"Doku."
"Whatever..How come he has too many names?"
"Schizophrenia?"
"....."
"Oh my gosh!" Téa yelped.
"Wha?"
"Eh?"
"What?"
"We've gone through this long without a staple running gag or a funny remark!"
"My remark about Doku wasn't funny?" Ryou said, eyes beginning to brim with tears.
'Damn right it isn't.' Bakura's voice echoed,in a non-supportive way.
"Aww..Ryou,that's not what I meant! It's just that usually the purse is flying or Yami and your yami or Seto or Joey are fighting!"
"Téa does have a point..." Tristain said musing. "I mean..what will the readers think??"
"Poop."
In unision, they all looked towards the 'Readers', bowed, and said many sorries and apologies.
The authoress then popped in and made them conveniently and momentarily at least until the end of the movie,forget that they were FICTIONAL characters in a fanfic. This meant that the fic wouldn't be delayed with cumbersome dialouge and to much missing 4th wall. And popped out.
Everyone blinked.
"Umm...Guys why are we staring at the wall and bowing?"
"No idea,Yugi.."
"Let's just watch the movie..."
"The Jedi better start worrying...The dark side is coming!"
"Geeze..That's a whole freakin' army of clones.."
"Hey, we know now what's under their helmets.."
"And why they have the tenacity of cockroaches.."
"Did you know that if we went under a nuclear war, cockroache-"
"Totally unfounded, I heard that's an urban-"
"Guys,the movie?"
"Right..."
"..."
"Yes?"
"Where's Téa?"
"She's at the front getting her purse, big brother!"
"Nnooooooo!!"
The uttered whimperings coming from a few select characters could not stop it. The purse had made it's return with Téa.
"Look what I found guys!"
All the victims of the purse screamed.
"Sissies..."
"SCENE CHANGE!!"
Momentarily startled, the gang clambered about, believing for a milli-second that the would would end
"YAMI!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*Whack*
"It wasn't me." Yami muttered, rubbing a fresh purse sized welt on his head.
"If it wasn't you,at least sound more enthusiastic about it..."
"Sorry guys, I just wanted to try it out..." Joey chucked. "Now I see why Yami liked it so much!"
Bad idea, Joey.
*WHACK*
"Whoa..."
"I thought gravity kept that from happening...."
Téa was shaken from what was guarenteed to be another derranged rampage by that lucky scene change. Though not much could be said of Joey.
'That's why I stayed in here for the movie.' Bakura nodded sagely to himself.
"Awwww!!!! A Wedding!!!!"
"Yeeeeeeech...EWWWWWW!!Big brother!"
*Sigh*
The movie then rolled into credits.
"....So.."
"That's it?"
"I think so.." Yugi said as the lights went on.
"Guys...Wasn't the theater packed when we came in?"
"Yeah.."
"Why is it empty?"
"......."
"......."
"......."
"......."
"......."
"......."
"......."
"......."
'.......'
"How come we didn't notice?"
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Yami:*Blinks* That's it?
Neh?What do you mean by that?
Yami:You always have some stupid little thing going on here on the bottom before you tell the readers to review.
I didn't feel like it today.
Yami:Oh.
Yeah.
Yami:I see.....*Points dramatically at the authoress*AAHA!!!! I SEE THROUGH YOUR LITTLE PLAN!!!*Runs off*
O_o...Um...Someone's paranoid today..
Seto:-_- He wouldn't be that way if you'd be a normal authoress..