Disclaimer: I dun own POTO - I mean - *sob* POTC... Guess I don't own
either of
them... Wish I owned both... Wish I owned Johnny Depp... I want a smoothie, and a
massage, and a movie ticket, and Jack's hat, and his braids, and, come to think of it, I'd
also like his pants - actually, if anyone knows where you can find a Spanish gold pirate
necklace thing I'd be happy to get an e-mail from someone... HEY! Off topic! You want
a story! Here you go:
DRD proudly presents...
A Rainy Daae production of...
Jessica as Teenybopper Jessica
Tiffany as Teenybopper Tiffany
Mimi as Teenybopper Mimi
IN
The Teenyboppers of the Like, Caribbean
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times; it was the time of truth! It was the time
of lies, it was the time of love, not to mention the time of misquoting. But it was ALSO
the time of the teenage-pop music-and-Leonardo DiCaprio-lovers' weekly sleepover!
Like yeah!
"Like, I know what you mean," Jessica agreed with her co-best friend, Mimi, who had
just been talking of Dreamboat Heath Ledger's latest fashion, and Jessica was now
replying in a very 'into the scene' first line of a story.
"Like, oh my god, you could like - be my sister, we are like - so alike!" Mimi said with a
flip of her perfect shining hair.
"Like, Mimi!" Tiffany said.
"Yes, hon'?" Mimi asked, turning to Tiffany.
"Your shoes! Like, where'd you get them?" Tiffany said.
"PAYLESS!" Mimi blurted.
All right, backtrack. She didn't really say that. But read, this is where it really gets
interesting.
"Your shoes! Like, where'd you get them?" Tiffany said.
"Like, if you don't tell, I'll tell you," Mimi said, lowering her voice. The three girls
crowded in a circle and giggled when they made eye contact at the whole seriousness of
the matter.
"Where?" Jessica asked eagerly.
"This guy named Donny Jepp, like yeah. I was walking yesterday at the mall and he was
sipping a latte at the reflecting pond, and I totally had to ask him where he got these
'cause he was just like - sitting with them, you know? And he said that he was like
waiting for me! I was totally flattered but like - fingering my pepper spray, right? Shya.
And he gave me the shoes and told me that if I clicked them together three times while
wearing them, I can be like... transported to some vacation spot in the Caribbean. I
wasn't sure exactly like what he was talking about, but I just got the gist of it, right? So
girls, let's try it, I was waiting for like - the right moment to tell you." Mimi finished her
story and sat back up on her pink comforter.
"Do you like - really believe that?" Jessica asked.
"There's like, only one way to find out," Tiffany said.
"You don't like mean...?" Jessica stared at her friend. Tiffany nodded. "Shut up! Shut
up shut up shut up! We can't do that!"
"Actually, shya, I think we can... Come on you guys, like - there are no boys around to
look stupid in front of... I say we give it a shot; my tan is fading," Mimi said.
"Mine too!" Jessica said.
"And so is mine!" Tiffany piped up.
"So what are we waiting for? Let's try it!" Mimi and her girlfriends stood up from the
bed and held hands, giggling again. "Now I'll just click my heels three times-"
"-And be careful not to scuff them!" Tiffany reminded her, deeply concerned.
"I won't," Mimi assured her troubled friend. "Ready?"
"Ready!" the other two agreed.
"For the life of our like tans!" Mimi said, clicking her heels once.
"For the life of our like tans!" Jessica said, and Mimi clicked her heels a second time.
"For the life of our like oh my god!" Tiffany squealed as Mimi clicked her heels a third
time - and their time journey had begun; to the past. To the past of the Caribbean!
What our heroes didn't know, was that they were to be transported to the Black Pearl,
right after when the movie took place, whenever that was supposed to be. (If anyone has
dates, please see me.) What dangers, horrors, and impossible evil lies in store!?!?!
I meant, for the PIRATES.
A/N: DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!!!! Please review and I'll get another chapter up! Like it?
Hate it? Definitely more to come! I know it's not very POTC oriented so far, but it's
going to be cuh-razy! :D :D :D
them... Wish I owned both... Wish I owned Johnny Depp... I want a smoothie, and a
massage, and a movie ticket, and Jack's hat, and his braids, and, come to think of it, I'd
also like his pants - actually, if anyone knows where you can find a Spanish gold pirate
necklace thing I'd be happy to get an e-mail from someone... HEY! Off topic! You want
a story! Here you go:
DRD proudly presents...
A Rainy Daae production of...
Jessica as Teenybopper Jessica
Tiffany as Teenybopper Tiffany
Mimi as Teenybopper Mimi
IN
The Teenyboppers of the Like, Caribbean
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times; it was the time of truth! It was the time
of lies, it was the time of love, not to mention the time of misquoting. But it was ALSO
the time of the teenage-pop music-and-Leonardo DiCaprio-lovers' weekly sleepover!
Like yeah!
"Like, I know what you mean," Jessica agreed with her co-best friend, Mimi, who had
just been talking of Dreamboat Heath Ledger's latest fashion, and Jessica was now
replying in a very 'into the scene' first line of a story.
"Like, oh my god, you could like - be my sister, we are like - so alike!" Mimi said with a
flip of her perfect shining hair.
"Like, Mimi!" Tiffany said.
"Yes, hon'?" Mimi asked, turning to Tiffany.
"Your shoes! Like, where'd you get them?" Tiffany said.
"PAYLESS!" Mimi blurted.
All right, backtrack. She didn't really say that. But read, this is where it really gets
interesting.
"Your shoes! Like, where'd you get them?" Tiffany said.
"Like, if you don't tell, I'll tell you," Mimi said, lowering her voice. The three girls
crowded in a circle and giggled when they made eye contact at the whole seriousness of
the matter.
"Where?" Jessica asked eagerly.
"This guy named Donny Jepp, like yeah. I was walking yesterday at the mall and he was
sipping a latte at the reflecting pond, and I totally had to ask him where he got these
'cause he was just like - sitting with them, you know? And he said that he was like
waiting for me! I was totally flattered but like - fingering my pepper spray, right? Shya.
And he gave me the shoes and told me that if I clicked them together three times while
wearing them, I can be like... transported to some vacation spot in the Caribbean. I
wasn't sure exactly like what he was talking about, but I just got the gist of it, right? So
girls, let's try it, I was waiting for like - the right moment to tell you." Mimi finished her
story and sat back up on her pink comforter.
"Do you like - really believe that?" Jessica asked.
"There's like, only one way to find out," Tiffany said.
"You don't like mean...?" Jessica stared at her friend. Tiffany nodded. "Shut up! Shut
up shut up shut up! We can't do that!"
"Actually, shya, I think we can... Come on you guys, like - there are no boys around to
look stupid in front of... I say we give it a shot; my tan is fading," Mimi said.
"Mine too!" Jessica said.
"And so is mine!" Tiffany piped up.
"So what are we waiting for? Let's try it!" Mimi and her girlfriends stood up from the
bed and held hands, giggling again. "Now I'll just click my heels three times-"
"-And be careful not to scuff them!" Tiffany reminded her, deeply concerned.
"I won't," Mimi assured her troubled friend. "Ready?"
"Ready!" the other two agreed.
"For the life of our like tans!" Mimi said, clicking her heels once.
"For the life of our like tans!" Jessica said, and Mimi clicked her heels a second time.
"For the life of our like oh my god!" Tiffany squealed as Mimi clicked her heels a third
time - and their time journey had begun; to the past. To the past of the Caribbean!
What our heroes didn't know, was that they were to be transported to the Black Pearl,
right after when the movie took place, whenever that was supposed to be. (If anyone has
dates, please see me.) What dangers, horrors, and impossible evil lies in store!?!?!
I meant, for the PIRATES.
A/N: DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!!!! Please review and I'll get another chapter up! Like it?
Hate it? Definitely more to come! I know it's not very POTC oriented so far, but it's
going to be cuh-razy! :D :D :D