A/N: Hey guys! Thanks for all the reviews, it's really appreciated!
Here's the next
chapter; but man, you people are so demanding for a good Jack! Hey-lo! It's not like I'm
the insanely great screenwriters who created him! It seems that you people fall for the
"love" calling and "swaggering" from Jack, so I'll have that in here today to satisfy your
love for him. :D
Teenyboppers of the Like, Caribbean
Chapter III
"You know, I totally wish I had brought my boyfriend's boxers with me," Jessica sighed,
staring off into the darkness. "Because they would like make the greatest comfortable
pajamas!"
It was twilight on the Black Pearl, and most of the crew were still awake, but avoiding the
new threesome of futuristic teenyboppers. But when he was drunk, Captain Jack didn't
mind them at all.
"I don't know of no boxers, love," Jack said to Jessica, taking a seat next to her with two
full bottles of rum in his hands, offering one to her. "But you can forget about yer
boyfriend; you won't be seein' him again anytime soon."
Jessica took the bottle of rum, chugged it, then wiped her mouth with the back of her
hand, giggling. "Whatchnever; you're definitely cuter than himsh!" she slurred then
threw herself into Jack's lap. Before any more could be done, she had passed out.
"Back!" Tiffany squealed, running up to Jack and Jessica with Mimi close at her heels. "I
found the cards where you told me they'd be! How about that strip poker!?" Her head
tilted dangerously to one side.
"And your name is...?" Jack squinted to get a closer look.
"Ummm..." While Tiffany was thinking about it, she overbalanced and passed out on top
of Jessica.
"Not fair!" Mimi whined. "I want to be in your lap!"
"Don't worry, love, there's enough room for everybody," Jack assured her. Mimi
squee-ed and pounced into him, getting her face up close to his.
"You know what I'd like, like - right now?" Mimi said to Jack seriously, staring into his
beautiful auburn eyes.
"What's that?" he asked.
"WILD SEX!" she shrieked. And for a moment, Jack snapped out of his drunken trance.
"Wait a moment," he said, looking worried. "Exactly how old are yeh, love?"
"Eighteen, but does it matter? I'm a slut!" Mimi shouted proudly.
"All right, then," Jack said, shrugging.
The next morning...
Jack awoke to massive gagging. He opened his eyes and looked through his quarters'
window to discover that both Jessica's and Tiffany's heads had disappeared over the side
of the Pearl, clearly retching their guts out. The only one of the three girls who seemed to
be fine was Mimi, who was happily asleep, snuggled up to Captain Jack.
Jack recoiled and stood abruptly from his bed, dressing in panic. He scrambled out the
door. "Be careful, be careful!" he yelled to Jessica and Tiffany. "Don't let any of that
touch my ship!"
Tiffany popped her head up long enough to stare at him for a dazed moment, flip him off,
then go back to puking.
"I like want OFF this ship!" Mimi screamed from inside the little room.
"Ditto to that!" Jessica hissed fiercely. "This sure doesn't beat sticking my finger down
my throat. That I can control. This is like - ridiculous!"
"Shya!" Tiffany agreed. "You have to row this thing back to LA or something, because I
seriously need to get home! Where are we, anyway? Like in the middle of NOWHERE!"
"Go back where yeh came from, I'm not stopping yeh," Jack said warily. "You can jump
off any time and swim to wherever you want to be, savvy?" he hissed.
"Oh come off it, we know you have something to do with this," Jessica said
all-knowingly.
"What!?!" Jack said, bewildered. "Why would I want to bring three bloody annoying
girls from the past, here? HOW?"
All thought on this.
"Move over, girls," Mimi groaned as she rushed up to them, clothed in a bed sheet. She
stuck her head over the railing and barfed.
"My ship! My beautiful ship!" Jack shouted, panicked again. "You three get in a row
boat and leave! Now! Get off my ship!"
"Oh, like you would make us," Mimi giggled, twirling her hair with a finger at him.
Five minutes later...
"Nice going, Mimi!" Jessica huffed from the rowboat, staring up at the giant ship. From
there she could see Jack standing contentedly at the helm.
"Shove over," Mimi grumbled, pushing Jessica.
"Stop it!" Tiffany growled. "You guys are only grumpy because we haven't showered
and we've been wearing the same clothes for two days!"
Jessica giggled. "Mimi doesn't have any clothes," she pointed.
"Shut up, or I'll like - throw you in the water," Mimi threatened.
"Psst! Girls!"
The threesome arguers were interrupted by a loud hiss from one of the lower cabin
windows. There, sticking her head from the porthole, was Anamaria.
"I'm Anamaria," she said, cocking her hat at a jaunty angle. "As the only female pirate
on board, I wouldn't mind having a few stowaways, if you know what I mean."
"I'm sorry, hon'," Tiffany said. "We don't have any canned food for you."
Anamaria gave them a "tuh" look and motioned for the three to come in through the
window.
"I'll save you a life of rowing, all right?" She smirked, grabbing Mimi's hand to hoist her
in. They're so stupid, she thought, they don't even know it was I who sent Donny Jepp to
their time to guide them here! By the power of my Magical Time Egg, I shall soon RULE
this ship once and for all! Muahaha! Muahahaha! Muahahaha!
A/N: Ummm... Yeah... Good? Bad? Better than the other chapters? Worse than the
other chapters? Please review, and thanks! More to come! :D :D :D :D
chapter; but man, you people are so demanding for a good Jack! Hey-lo! It's not like I'm
the insanely great screenwriters who created him! It seems that you people fall for the
"love" calling and "swaggering" from Jack, so I'll have that in here today to satisfy your
love for him. :D
Teenyboppers of the Like, Caribbean
Chapter III
"You know, I totally wish I had brought my boyfriend's boxers with me," Jessica sighed,
staring off into the darkness. "Because they would like make the greatest comfortable
pajamas!"
It was twilight on the Black Pearl, and most of the crew were still awake, but avoiding the
new threesome of futuristic teenyboppers. But when he was drunk, Captain Jack didn't
mind them at all.
"I don't know of no boxers, love," Jack said to Jessica, taking a seat next to her with two
full bottles of rum in his hands, offering one to her. "But you can forget about yer
boyfriend; you won't be seein' him again anytime soon."
Jessica took the bottle of rum, chugged it, then wiped her mouth with the back of her
hand, giggling. "Whatchnever; you're definitely cuter than himsh!" she slurred then
threw herself into Jack's lap. Before any more could be done, she had passed out.
"Back!" Tiffany squealed, running up to Jack and Jessica with Mimi close at her heels. "I
found the cards where you told me they'd be! How about that strip poker!?" Her head
tilted dangerously to one side.
"And your name is...?" Jack squinted to get a closer look.
"Ummm..." While Tiffany was thinking about it, she overbalanced and passed out on top
of Jessica.
"Not fair!" Mimi whined. "I want to be in your lap!"
"Don't worry, love, there's enough room for everybody," Jack assured her. Mimi
squee-ed and pounced into him, getting her face up close to his.
"You know what I'd like, like - right now?" Mimi said to Jack seriously, staring into his
beautiful auburn eyes.
"What's that?" he asked.
"WILD SEX!" she shrieked. And for a moment, Jack snapped out of his drunken trance.
"Wait a moment," he said, looking worried. "Exactly how old are yeh, love?"
"Eighteen, but does it matter? I'm a slut!" Mimi shouted proudly.
"All right, then," Jack said, shrugging.
The next morning...
Jack awoke to massive gagging. He opened his eyes and looked through his quarters'
window to discover that both Jessica's and Tiffany's heads had disappeared over the side
of the Pearl, clearly retching their guts out. The only one of the three girls who seemed to
be fine was Mimi, who was happily asleep, snuggled up to Captain Jack.
Jack recoiled and stood abruptly from his bed, dressing in panic. He scrambled out the
door. "Be careful, be careful!" he yelled to Jessica and Tiffany. "Don't let any of that
touch my ship!"
Tiffany popped her head up long enough to stare at him for a dazed moment, flip him off,
then go back to puking.
"I like want OFF this ship!" Mimi screamed from inside the little room.
"Ditto to that!" Jessica hissed fiercely. "This sure doesn't beat sticking my finger down
my throat. That I can control. This is like - ridiculous!"
"Shya!" Tiffany agreed. "You have to row this thing back to LA or something, because I
seriously need to get home! Where are we, anyway? Like in the middle of NOWHERE!"
"Go back where yeh came from, I'm not stopping yeh," Jack said warily. "You can jump
off any time and swim to wherever you want to be, savvy?" he hissed.
"Oh come off it, we know you have something to do with this," Jessica said
all-knowingly.
"What!?!" Jack said, bewildered. "Why would I want to bring three bloody annoying
girls from the past, here? HOW?"
All thought on this.
"Move over, girls," Mimi groaned as she rushed up to them, clothed in a bed sheet. She
stuck her head over the railing and barfed.
"My ship! My beautiful ship!" Jack shouted, panicked again. "You three get in a row
boat and leave! Now! Get off my ship!"
"Oh, like you would make us," Mimi giggled, twirling her hair with a finger at him.
Five minutes later...
"Nice going, Mimi!" Jessica huffed from the rowboat, staring up at the giant ship. From
there she could see Jack standing contentedly at the helm.
"Shove over," Mimi grumbled, pushing Jessica.
"Stop it!" Tiffany growled. "You guys are only grumpy because we haven't showered
and we've been wearing the same clothes for two days!"
Jessica giggled. "Mimi doesn't have any clothes," she pointed.
"Shut up, or I'll like - throw you in the water," Mimi threatened.
"Psst! Girls!"
The threesome arguers were interrupted by a loud hiss from one of the lower cabin
windows. There, sticking her head from the porthole, was Anamaria.
"I'm Anamaria," she said, cocking her hat at a jaunty angle. "As the only female pirate
on board, I wouldn't mind having a few stowaways, if you know what I mean."
"I'm sorry, hon'," Tiffany said. "We don't have any canned food for you."
Anamaria gave them a "tuh" look and motioned for the three to come in through the
window.
"I'll save you a life of rowing, all right?" She smirked, grabbing Mimi's hand to hoist her
in. They're so stupid, she thought, they don't even know it was I who sent Donny Jepp to
their time to guide them here! By the power of my Magical Time Egg, I shall soon RULE
this ship once and for all! Muahaha! Muahahaha! Muahahaha!
A/N: Ummm... Yeah... Good? Bad? Better than the other chapters? Worse than the
other chapters? Please review, and thanks! More to come! :D :D :D :D