A/N: I've decided to try this idea and see if people enjoy it: I'm
going to make personal
thank you's and comments to people cuz I appreciate it, so I'm betting you will too! Fun!
Besides, there's some things I want to get straight - okay, here we go:
SS/Destiny Daae: Yes! I knew you'd understand! But I think this story may go
somewhere. But if it doesn't, you can tell me "I told you so."
Saiyan-Girl-Cheetah: I didn't put a comma after every "like" because I thought the valley
girls kind of just add them in where they don't belong, and I believe that a comma might
disrupt the balance of the whole valley-girl-ness of it. 'Twould also interrupt the flow of
the speech - "like" just pops out, you know?
Beads: Thanks for loving that line! I lurve it too!
Happychaos: Thanks so much! Love the recognition! "Wonderful mind" ooh! You're
my favorite! Teehee!
Aelimir: Uhhh.... er.... sorry. Poor OOC Jack.
Although that was the end of personalized comments, I still love all of you for reviewing,
even the flamers! That's why I'll list the rest of you right here! Thank you: Bellatrixx
Krystynnia Keily, aznkitty11, August DuMonte, Raven185, Anne Parkington, Anya
Midnight, Jehan's Muse, Tamzin, Mrs.Sparrow, Undomiel Malfoy, The Phantom
Parisienne, Cheese Head, Yao Kafei, GotSparrow, Elanial, bebe, TPP, Ariel-chan,
TolkienFan711, Cindy, AgentStarbuck, Katterree Fengari, and Dazzle1.
Teenyboppers of the Like, Caribbean
Chapter IV
"So, like, what's the catch, Ana?" Jessica asked Anamaria as she was pulled through the
porthole.
"Anamaria, thank you," she snapped. "And don't you forget it."
"Shya, shya, whatever," Mimi said, shoving through. "But she asked you a question.
What's in it for you?"
"What?"
"Come on, do you like think we were born yesterday?" Mimi said. "Isn't it kind of
suspicious for a pirate to help us out; we're feminists. We don't buy that "'cause I'm the
only girl" crap!"
"Well, um-" Anamaria stuttered. Cad-fridge!, she thought. They're on to me!
"Obviously you want us to paint your nails or something," Tiffany added.
"Is that it, hon'?" Jessica asked. Anamaria automatically relaxed.
"Uh, yeah, that's right," she giggled fretfully. "A manicure would be nice."
"And some braids?" Mimi offered.
"No way, Mimi! Like, braids are Jack's style!" Tiffany said. "She's more of a zigzag
part... Hmmm..."
The girls began to giggle and play with Anamaria's hair, while Jessica examined her
nails.
At least they're earning my trust while I create my diversion, Anamaria thought as Mimi
accidentally knocked ribbon off the shelf. After that, I'll just have to come up with some
story to make them go through with my evil-plot-of-doom without actually knowing it's
an evil-plot-of-doom... All too easy! Muahaha! Muahaha! Muaha- Oh GOD, I'm glad I
only have to sit through this for one day!
Two hours later...
"Anamaria!" Jack barked as the female pirate zoomed up the stairs from below deck. She
stopped in her tracks and turned to him, looking sly and guilty. "Anamaria, WHY are you
looking sly and guilty?" Jack asked.
"Captain!" she said brightly after stuttering for a good four seconds. There was blank
staring. Jack surveyed Anamaria's makeover.
"Well, you could have just TOLD me!" he sighed, finally.
"What?"
"You know that you have every right to express yourself as a girl! No shame in that!"
He smiled and slapped her on the back.
"Oh yes, right," she replied. "Like it?"
"Well, uh..." Jack absorbed the extreme pinkity of the chosen nail polish on both her
fingers and toes, and the stylish part in her shining, flowing hair. "I think it's lovely," he
said after a while. "Just - don't get used to it, savvy?"
"Whatever you say, captain," Anamaria said, saluting. She began to walk away when she
remembered what she can come running up there for; and not just to escape the girls and
their maddening giggling and painful gossip of "how cute Jack is" and "where'd he get
that charcoal?" and "I'd like some of him"-type talk.
"Captain?"
"Aye."
"Um - THINK FAST!" Anamaria shrieked, tearing the Magical Time Egg out of her
pocket.
"Not the egg! Wait - what?" Jack stared.
"Ha!" Anamaria cracked the Magical Time Egg over Jack's head, spilling the Yolk of
Doom all over his bandanna-covered hair. In a hazy instant, Jack Sparrow disappeared.
"Ha ha ha!" she shouted with laughter, "Part two out of three of my plan is done! NOW
all I have to do, is-"
And before she could finish her sentence, a large glob of the egg yolk fell smack on her
face, caused by the elaborate arm movements she had been making to emphasize her
victory. Big mistake.
"Nooooooo!" she cried, fading in and out once before disappearing just as Jack had done.
Nobody was at the helm now, for the captain of the Black Pearl and his backstabbing,
conniving female companion had just been sucked into the future! The future of Mimi's
room, 2003!
What was part three of Anamaria's plan? What did it have to do with the teenyboppers?
What will the pirates do now that their captain is gone? Will the teenyboppers ever get
home? Why did the Magical Time Egg send the duo to the future? Where did Anamaria
get it? How will Jack and Anamaria get back to the past!? WHEN WILL I STOP
ASKING ALL THESE QUESTIONS!?! RIGHT NOW!
The rest of the questions may be answered... Next time! STAY TUNED!
A/N: Like it? Hate it? Confusing? I know, party because of writer's block and my
sisters constantly nagging for the computer. Sorry about the lame chapter - and hopefully
the next one will be more interesting! Thank you and good nigh- er - day! :D :D :D
thank you's and comments to people cuz I appreciate it, so I'm betting you will too! Fun!
Besides, there's some things I want to get straight - okay, here we go:
SS/Destiny Daae: Yes! I knew you'd understand! But I think this story may go
somewhere. But if it doesn't, you can tell me "I told you so."
Saiyan-Girl-Cheetah: I didn't put a comma after every "like" because I thought the valley
girls kind of just add them in where they don't belong, and I believe that a comma might
disrupt the balance of the whole valley-girl-ness of it. 'Twould also interrupt the flow of
the speech - "like" just pops out, you know?
Beads: Thanks for loving that line! I lurve it too!
Happychaos: Thanks so much! Love the recognition! "Wonderful mind" ooh! You're
my favorite! Teehee!
Aelimir: Uhhh.... er.... sorry. Poor OOC Jack.
Although that was the end of personalized comments, I still love all of you for reviewing,
even the flamers! That's why I'll list the rest of you right here! Thank you: Bellatrixx
Krystynnia Keily, aznkitty11, August DuMonte, Raven185, Anne Parkington, Anya
Midnight, Jehan's Muse, Tamzin, Mrs.Sparrow, Undomiel Malfoy, The Phantom
Parisienne, Cheese Head, Yao Kafei, GotSparrow, Elanial, bebe, TPP, Ariel-chan,
TolkienFan711, Cindy, AgentStarbuck, Katterree Fengari, and Dazzle1.
Teenyboppers of the Like, Caribbean
Chapter IV
"So, like, what's the catch, Ana?" Jessica asked Anamaria as she was pulled through the
porthole.
"Anamaria, thank you," she snapped. "And don't you forget it."
"Shya, shya, whatever," Mimi said, shoving through. "But she asked you a question.
What's in it for you?"
"What?"
"Come on, do you like think we were born yesterday?" Mimi said. "Isn't it kind of
suspicious for a pirate to help us out; we're feminists. We don't buy that "'cause I'm the
only girl" crap!"
"Well, um-" Anamaria stuttered. Cad-fridge!, she thought. They're on to me!
"Obviously you want us to paint your nails or something," Tiffany added.
"Is that it, hon'?" Jessica asked. Anamaria automatically relaxed.
"Uh, yeah, that's right," she giggled fretfully. "A manicure would be nice."
"And some braids?" Mimi offered.
"No way, Mimi! Like, braids are Jack's style!" Tiffany said. "She's more of a zigzag
part... Hmmm..."
The girls began to giggle and play with Anamaria's hair, while Jessica examined her
nails.
At least they're earning my trust while I create my diversion, Anamaria thought as Mimi
accidentally knocked ribbon off the shelf. After that, I'll just have to come up with some
story to make them go through with my evil-plot-of-doom without actually knowing it's
an evil-plot-of-doom... All too easy! Muahaha! Muahaha! Muaha- Oh GOD, I'm glad I
only have to sit through this for one day!
Two hours later...
"Anamaria!" Jack barked as the female pirate zoomed up the stairs from below deck. She
stopped in her tracks and turned to him, looking sly and guilty. "Anamaria, WHY are you
looking sly and guilty?" Jack asked.
"Captain!" she said brightly after stuttering for a good four seconds. There was blank
staring. Jack surveyed Anamaria's makeover.
"Well, you could have just TOLD me!" he sighed, finally.
"What?"
"You know that you have every right to express yourself as a girl! No shame in that!"
He smiled and slapped her on the back.
"Oh yes, right," she replied. "Like it?"
"Well, uh..." Jack absorbed the extreme pinkity of the chosen nail polish on both her
fingers and toes, and the stylish part in her shining, flowing hair. "I think it's lovely," he
said after a while. "Just - don't get used to it, savvy?"
"Whatever you say, captain," Anamaria said, saluting. She began to walk away when she
remembered what she can come running up there for; and not just to escape the girls and
their maddening giggling and painful gossip of "how cute Jack is" and "where'd he get
that charcoal?" and "I'd like some of him"-type talk.
"Captain?"
"Aye."
"Um - THINK FAST!" Anamaria shrieked, tearing the Magical Time Egg out of her
pocket.
"Not the egg! Wait - what?" Jack stared.
"Ha!" Anamaria cracked the Magical Time Egg over Jack's head, spilling the Yolk of
Doom all over his bandanna-covered hair. In a hazy instant, Jack Sparrow disappeared.
"Ha ha ha!" she shouted with laughter, "Part two out of three of my plan is done! NOW
all I have to do, is-"
And before she could finish her sentence, a large glob of the egg yolk fell smack on her
face, caused by the elaborate arm movements she had been making to emphasize her
victory. Big mistake.
"Nooooooo!" she cried, fading in and out once before disappearing just as Jack had done.
Nobody was at the helm now, for the captain of the Black Pearl and his backstabbing,
conniving female companion had just been sucked into the future! The future of Mimi's
room, 2003!
What was part three of Anamaria's plan? What did it have to do with the teenyboppers?
What will the pirates do now that their captain is gone? Will the teenyboppers ever get
home? Why did the Magical Time Egg send the duo to the future? Where did Anamaria
get it? How will Jack and Anamaria get back to the past!? WHEN WILL I STOP
ASKING ALL THESE QUESTIONS!?! RIGHT NOW!
The rest of the questions may be answered... Next time! STAY TUNED!
A/N: Like it? Hate it? Confusing? I know, party because of writer's block and my
sisters constantly nagging for the computer. Sorry about the lame chapter - and hopefully
the next one will be more interesting! Thank you and good nigh- er - day! :D :D :D