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Teenyboppers of the Like, Caribbean
Chapter V
"So she says to me, 'Take these here shoes and they'll take yous to da mall,' so I says -
'What does this heres pay?' and she says, 'Is dat all da thanks I's be getting from my ex?'
and I says, 'What's it pay?' and that's hows it goes, but I's gotta tell ya - this is da life -
margaritas, no more of dat hoaky Anamaria; I's don't know - hit me again." Donny Jepp
raised his margarita glass and a patient waiter filled it to the brim.
"So how did you get here again, sir?" the waiter asked curiously; politely amused.
"After I's be giving dos shoes to dem teenyboppers, whats I do next is a mystery to me's!
I trip over dat fountain in da mall and I end up in da Bermuda Triangle! I's be calling it
luck, but I don't know hows I'm getting out of heres."
"Don't worry, sir. You can stay here as long as you'd like," the waiter said.
"Thank yous; someone here understands my problems! I like yous, kid. I's might be
staying heres for a long time," Donny Jepp said.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, a questionnaire appeared in Donny's lap.
"That sometimes happens," the waiter informed him. "Call me if you need anything."
He stalked off down the beach, leaving the sunning Donny Jepp to his questionnaire.
"Lesse heres, whats this say?" Jepp peered at the list of questions. They read like this:
What was part three of Anamaria's plan? What did it have to do with the teenyboppers?
What will the pirates do now that their captain is gone? Will the teenyboppers ever get
home? Why did the Magical Time Egg send the duo to the future? Where did Anamaria
get it? How will Jack and Anamaria get back to the past?
"Hmmm... Wow, those are toughies," Donny said to himself, pulling a pen from his
pocket. "Better gets started. Numbers one."
What Was Part Three of Anamaria's Plan?
Meanwhile, in the Caribbean...
"Shya, like - I'm wondering what's taking her so long," Mimi grumbled as she, Tiffany
and Jessica sat on Anamaria's cot.
"Well, she DID say she'd be down here after she told Jack something," Jessica
confirmed.
"Then why is she like taking so long? That's what I'm asking!" Mimi shot.
"Did none of you hear that evil laughter?" Tiffany interrupted Mimi and Jessica's little
tiff.
"What?" Jessica said.
"Yeah! Was I like - the only one who heard her plan unfold? She was trying to use us as
bait!" Tiffany continued.
"Anamaria didn't like say anything about her plan unfolding," Mimi said, staring at her
friend strangely.
"That's because-" Tiffany hesitated. "I... I can read minds." There was silence.
"Really?" Jessica whispered.
"Really," Tiffany whispered back. "I heard-" She stopped in mid-sentence to motion for
her friends to come closer around her. "I heard her think that after she sent Jack into the
future, she would be rid of him for good. So SHE could take over the ship. Think about
it! Part one of her plan was to send us back in time. Part two was to send Jack to our
time. Part three was to take over the ship."
Meanwhile, back in the Bermuda Triangle...
"Okays, now... Question two..." Donny Jepp chewed on the end of his pen, ink spurting
into his mouth. "Waiter!" he gagged.
What Did it Have to do With the Teenyboppers?
In the Caribbean...
"So what does that have to do with us?" Mimi whispered. "Why did she want us to go
back in time so she could take over the ship?"
"Anamaria sent Donny Jepp to the mall where there would be plenty of people to
manipulate. Study shows that only the most gullible and stupid valley girls would take
shoes from an absolute stranger just because they're cute. With the shoes, you were sent
back in time. The time that we came from; 2003; was programmed into the shoes. The
Magical Time Egg sucked up the time from the shoes, and that's why your shoes didn't
work to go home in the first place. When cracked over Jack's head, the Yolk of Doom
sent Jack into the future for good," Tiffany said.
"How do you know all this?" Jessica asked. "And why are we talking in whispers?"
"Oh, I dunno," Tiffany shrugged, talking normally. "But I know this because I could read
Anamaria's mind!"
"Why didn't you tell us you could read minds, before?" Mimi asked, exasperated.
"I thought you guys might think I was a freak," Tiffany said, shrugging.
"But Anamaria's plans were foiled!" Jessica said, excitedly. "She went into the future,
too!"
"That's the problem," Tiffany sniffed. "We could be stuck here for good!"
Meanwhile, in Bermuda Triangle...
"Thanks for the extra pen," Donny said. "Yous a real life saver."
"No problem, sir," the waiter sighed, crumpling up an ink-covered napkin in his fist.
"That is why you should not suck on pens."
"Yeah, I's won't be doing DAT from now on!" Jepp laughed. "Okays, on to question
three..."
What Will the Pirates Do Now That Their Captain is Gone?
The Caribbean...
"Hey, you guys!" Mimi exclaimed. "I like just had an idea!"
"What's that?" Jessica asked.
"Since Anamaria had to like, crack that nasty yolk all over Jack's head - what are the
chances that some of it didn't spill on the ground?" Mimi said.
"You're right!" Tiffany shouted, eyes wide. "Let's go up and see!"
The girls hurried up the stairs to a lovely breeze and warm sun - also a bunch of confused
pirates.
"Hey!" one shouted. "THEY know where our captain is! Get them!"
"No, wait, hey!" Jessica shrieked as she was swarmed by angry pirates.
"Like, my hair! Watch the shoes!" Mimi squealed.
"Put me down now, because I can like - read all your minds!" Tiffany bellowed. The
girls were instantly dropped. The pirates backed away and Tiffany 'hmphed', brushing
herself off. "Now that's better," she said.
"Where's our captain?" Gibbs grunted, stepping forward.
"He's in the future because of Anamaria, but no worries; we can fix the problem," Mimi
blurted.
"How?" random pirates asked scatteredly.
"The yol-" Jessica started, but just then saw a cabin boy wring out a sponge, wet with egg
yolk, over the side of the ship. "We're doomed!" she cried.
The girls began to bawl.
The Bermuda Triangle...
"Zzzzzzzzz... Zzzzzzzzz..."
It appeared that Donny Jepp had fallen asleep. Too bad. When he wakes up, he will still
have four more questions to answer! Will the teenyboppers ever get home? Why did the
Magical Time Egg send the duo into the future? Where did Anamaria get it? How will
Anamaria and Jack get back to the past?
The girls have been left bawling, and Jack and Anamaria have not been heard of. But
there will be more of them, guaranteed! And more questions will be answered! Next
time!
A/N: Hmmm...? You like? Sorry about the non-Jack-ness of the chapter, but I swear
there will be a lot of him in the next chapter! Thank you all! How about that Donny
Jepp, huh? Cool? Hehehe. ENJOY! :D :D :D :D
right now: The Phantom Parisienne, Princess of Pixies, El Diablo Firestarter, and LizZ
SpaRRoW. The nice people. Thank you. On to the story!
Teenyboppers of the Like, Caribbean
Chapter V
"So she says to me, 'Take these here shoes and they'll take yous to da mall,' so I says -
'What does this heres pay?' and she says, 'Is dat all da thanks I's be getting from my ex?'
and I says, 'What's it pay?' and that's hows it goes, but I's gotta tell ya - this is da life -
margaritas, no more of dat hoaky Anamaria; I's don't know - hit me again." Donny Jepp
raised his margarita glass and a patient waiter filled it to the brim.
"So how did you get here again, sir?" the waiter asked curiously; politely amused.
"After I's be giving dos shoes to dem teenyboppers, whats I do next is a mystery to me's!
I trip over dat fountain in da mall and I end up in da Bermuda Triangle! I's be calling it
luck, but I don't know hows I'm getting out of heres."
"Don't worry, sir. You can stay here as long as you'd like," the waiter said.
"Thank yous; someone here understands my problems! I like yous, kid. I's might be
staying heres for a long time," Donny Jepp said.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, a questionnaire appeared in Donny's lap.
"That sometimes happens," the waiter informed him. "Call me if you need anything."
He stalked off down the beach, leaving the sunning Donny Jepp to his questionnaire.
"Lesse heres, whats this say?" Jepp peered at the list of questions. They read like this:
What was part three of Anamaria's plan? What did it have to do with the teenyboppers?
What will the pirates do now that their captain is gone? Will the teenyboppers ever get
home? Why did the Magical Time Egg send the duo to the future? Where did Anamaria
get it? How will Jack and Anamaria get back to the past?
"Hmmm... Wow, those are toughies," Donny said to himself, pulling a pen from his
pocket. "Better gets started. Numbers one."
What Was Part Three of Anamaria's Plan?
Meanwhile, in the Caribbean...
"Shya, like - I'm wondering what's taking her so long," Mimi grumbled as she, Tiffany
and Jessica sat on Anamaria's cot.
"Well, she DID say she'd be down here after she told Jack something," Jessica
confirmed.
"Then why is she like taking so long? That's what I'm asking!" Mimi shot.
"Did none of you hear that evil laughter?" Tiffany interrupted Mimi and Jessica's little
tiff.
"What?" Jessica said.
"Yeah! Was I like - the only one who heard her plan unfold? She was trying to use us as
bait!" Tiffany continued.
"Anamaria didn't like say anything about her plan unfolding," Mimi said, staring at her
friend strangely.
"That's because-" Tiffany hesitated. "I... I can read minds." There was silence.
"Really?" Jessica whispered.
"Really," Tiffany whispered back. "I heard-" She stopped in mid-sentence to motion for
her friends to come closer around her. "I heard her think that after she sent Jack into the
future, she would be rid of him for good. So SHE could take over the ship. Think about
it! Part one of her plan was to send us back in time. Part two was to send Jack to our
time. Part three was to take over the ship."
Meanwhile, back in the Bermuda Triangle...
"Okays, now... Question two..." Donny Jepp chewed on the end of his pen, ink spurting
into his mouth. "Waiter!" he gagged.
What Did it Have to do With the Teenyboppers?
In the Caribbean...
"So what does that have to do with us?" Mimi whispered. "Why did she want us to go
back in time so she could take over the ship?"
"Anamaria sent Donny Jepp to the mall where there would be plenty of people to
manipulate. Study shows that only the most gullible and stupid valley girls would take
shoes from an absolute stranger just because they're cute. With the shoes, you were sent
back in time. The time that we came from; 2003; was programmed into the shoes. The
Magical Time Egg sucked up the time from the shoes, and that's why your shoes didn't
work to go home in the first place. When cracked over Jack's head, the Yolk of Doom
sent Jack into the future for good," Tiffany said.
"How do you know all this?" Jessica asked. "And why are we talking in whispers?"
"Oh, I dunno," Tiffany shrugged, talking normally. "But I know this because I could read
Anamaria's mind!"
"Why didn't you tell us you could read minds, before?" Mimi asked, exasperated.
"I thought you guys might think I was a freak," Tiffany said, shrugging.
"But Anamaria's plans were foiled!" Jessica said, excitedly. "She went into the future,
too!"
"That's the problem," Tiffany sniffed. "We could be stuck here for good!"
Meanwhile, in Bermuda Triangle...
"Thanks for the extra pen," Donny said. "Yous a real life saver."
"No problem, sir," the waiter sighed, crumpling up an ink-covered napkin in his fist.
"That is why you should not suck on pens."
"Yeah, I's won't be doing DAT from now on!" Jepp laughed. "Okays, on to question
three..."
What Will the Pirates Do Now That Their Captain is Gone?
The Caribbean...
"Hey, you guys!" Mimi exclaimed. "I like just had an idea!"
"What's that?" Jessica asked.
"Since Anamaria had to like, crack that nasty yolk all over Jack's head - what are the
chances that some of it didn't spill on the ground?" Mimi said.
"You're right!" Tiffany shouted, eyes wide. "Let's go up and see!"
The girls hurried up the stairs to a lovely breeze and warm sun - also a bunch of confused
pirates.
"Hey!" one shouted. "THEY know where our captain is! Get them!"
"No, wait, hey!" Jessica shrieked as she was swarmed by angry pirates.
"Like, my hair! Watch the shoes!" Mimi squealed.
"Put me down now, because I can like - read all your minds!" Tiffany bellowed. The
girls were instantly dropped. The pirates backed away and Tiffany 'hmphed', brushing
herself off. "Now that's better," she said.
"Where's our captain?" Gibbs grunted, stepping forward.
"He's in the future because of Anamaria, but no worries; we can fix the problem," Mimi
blurted.
"How?" random pirates asked scatteredly.
"The yol-" Jessica started, but just then saw a cabin boy wring out a sponge, wet with egg
yolk, over the side of the ship. "We're doomed!" she cried.
The girls began to bawl.
The Bermuda Triangle...
"Zzzzzzzzz... Zzzzzzzzz..."
It appeared that Donny Jepp had fallen asleep. Too bad. When he wakes up, he will still
have four more questions to answer! Will the teenyboppers ever get home? Why did the
Magical Time Egg send the duo into the future? Where did Anamaria get it? How will
Anamaria and Jack get back to the past?
The girls have been left bawling, and Jack and Anamaria have not been heard of. But
there will be more of them, guaranteed! And more questions will be answered! Next
time!
A/N: Hmmm...? You like? Sorry about the non-Jack-ness of the chapter, but I swear
there will be a lot of him in the next chapter! Thank you all! How about that Donny
Jepp, huh? Cool? Hehehe. ENJOY! :D :D :D :D