Disclaimer- I DON'T OWN NOTHING!! Well sept ryou!! He is all mine!!!
Ryou- sorry hun but u don't own me!
LS7- b-but!!
Ryou- u don't but I still love u!!
LS7- REALLY I LOVE U TOO!! *bear hugs*
Ryou- *gasp* cant *gasp* breathe!
LS7- O SRY!! Review please!!
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Chap 1-We air in 1!
Sasami- HELLO EVERYONE! AND WELCOME TO MAH SHOW! THE BISHY FILES!! On every show you always have the chance to win a prize it can be for anything so you never no who can get one!!
Audience- *claps*
Sasami- now on today's we have……ryou!
Ryou- *walks on stage* hello everyone!!
Fg (fan girls)- AHHHHH OMG ITS RYOU!! *faints*
Sasami- uh…..yea…..right…ok back to the show. So ryou….
Ryou- huh? What?
Sasami- I hear u are dating mah hikari??
Ryou- uh…yea…what does that have to do with anything though?
Sasami- nothing I ju-
Annie- GET BACK U BAKA FOX!!
Sasami- hey watch who your calling a baka!!
Annie- not you! Kurama!
Kurama (as a fox)- *sticks tongue out at annie* heehawed
Annie- u little!! *energy level rises and spirit energy flames out and destroys audience and stage*
Audience- *blinks*
Sasami- *eye twitch* LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MAH STAGE!! THIS IS MAH FIRST SHOW AND U DESTROYED IT!! WHERE IS SUNNI??
Sunni- hn….
Ryou- wow mah hair is black!! Kool *looks at hair in surprise totally oblivious to what just happened*
Jami (sasamis hikari)- OMG RYOU ARE U OK!! I WAS JUST WATCHING THE TV!
Ryou- yea!
Sasami- wow that was fast!! How did u get here so fast- NOOO!!! ANNIE WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! NOT FRED!! KURAMA DON'T CHASE FRED!! (A/N fred is mah best friend….he is a squirrel….don't laugh at me!! I talk to squirrels!!)
Jami- FRED WHERE?? KURAMA DON'T!!
Annie- KURAMA DROP FRED RIGHT NOW!!
Kurama- *looks innocent like he doesn't no what we are talking about*
Sasami- *climbs up from behind her desk alright folks we will be right back to The Bishy Files after this commercial brake so stayed tuned!
*commercial- white-out, staplers, binders dancing in a circle and singing a song about the wonders of supplies…white outs solo- come on down to bobs supplies you no that he wont make u cry! You can buy some white- out, tape, sharpies, binder, staplers, and pens!! The prices are always low that u can depend on!*
Sasami- *at desk with everything calm and three new geusts* hello…we are back now we have mah hikari jami, her friends annie, and kurama, mah uh…husband, MAH BAD HUSBAND WHO TRIED TO EAT A SQUIRELL!!
Kurama- *innocent face*
Sasami- o don't give me that!
Annie- *pins collar and leash on kurama* YES AHHAHA I GOT YOU!
Kurama- *worried* thinks: aw….shit!
Annie and kurama leave the stage and don't show any sign of returning.
Jami- *evil smile* THE FORBIDDEN SONG!! (A/N annie is so sick of this song that she forbided me from ever singing it ever again so I am not aloud to! I hope she isn't reading this fic!) I BRUSHED AGAINST THOSE FRECKLES THAT I HATED SO!!
Annie- *eye twitch* *death glare* kurama
Kurama- *looks up*
Annie- *unleashes kurama* go get her!
Jami- AHHHHHHH KILLER FOXES!! *runs a crossed sasamis desk and hit's a remote* *the wizard of oz, the part with the killer monkeys (A/N what they are scarey!!)
Ryou- what?? O_O AHHH KILLER MONKEYS!! THEY ARE GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD EVERYONE RUN!!! RUN FOR UR LIVES!!
After ten minutes of people running around the set ryou and jami are run off stage and are gone.
Sasami- now what am I going to do?? I have no one on mah show!
Seto and jou- *walk on stage*
Seto- thought we would stop bye!
Sasami- *trying to contain laughter* so….how are….you two??
Jou- fine…are u ok??
Sasami- NO!! AHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!
Seto is wearing really baggy pants with a huge chain down the side. He has a white jersey with a plain white shirt underneath it, and a giant gold chain that says bling bling. He also has a red bandanna on that says 'ghetto' on it, and a diamond earing left ear. Jou is wearing pretty much the same but a blue jersey and the necklace says $ and his bandanna is white and says 'badass'.
Seto and jou- whats so funni??
Sasami- YOU!!! HAHAHAHA!!
Jou- *his pants fall down*
Seto- uh…jou….*looks down*
Jou- what? *blushes*
Sasami- OMG! HAHAHAH THAT IS JUST AHAHAHAHHA! JOU PULL UR PANTS UP KID UR EMBARRESSING URSELF!
Jou- aightz
Sasami- so do you dawgs like rap or dance??
Seto- I rap!
Jou- and I break dance!
Sasami- this should be good…..why don't u guys show us what u can do??
Seto and jou- OK!
Seto- *starts to rap* look at mah shoe it is soo blue! Um…. Mah name is mr. Kaiba dude!! Uh…uh…I don't know a word that rhymes with dude! So u goin to forget that I said anything cause you don't even have a ring!
Jou- *attempts to break dance horribly*
Sasami- ………*blinks* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! THAT WA-WAS!! HAHAHAHA!! THAT WAS HORRIBLE AHAHAHAHHAHA!!
Seto and jou- *sad*
Sasami- O DON'T WORRY YOU WERENT THAT BAD I NO SOME ONE WORSE!! YUGI!!
Yugi- yea?
Sasami- yugi rap for us!
Yugi- ok!! Hello pillow what is your name fellow!
Sasami seto and jou- ………AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Yugi- what??
Sasami- YUGI YOU JUST WON THE WORST RAPPER AWARD!!
Yugi- I was that bad??
Seto- yea…yea you were…..
Yugi- *sadly looks at the floor*
Sasami- don't worry yugi I am sure u will get better!!
Yugi- really??
Sasami- sure why not!! OK THAT IS END OF MAH SHOW THE BISHY FILES WE LEARNED NOTHING BUT O WELL!! NEXT SHOW WE WILL HAVE BALLAY DANCING MEN AND GO LIVE AT CO-ED SLEEPOVER HOSTED BY YUGI MOUTO AND FIND OUT HOW MISS FREINDSHIT WAS ARRESTED FOR MURDER AND THEFT!!
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Ok that is mah fic only chapter one I hoped u like it!! I am on like a sugar high not a big one or else this would cause u to be on the floor cracking up but this one aint that funni so bare with me next chapter I will eat lots of chocolate!! ^-^