A/N: Thanks for the reviews, people! Really appreciated!
Marie the Black Rose: I think you should stick to one penname (lol), it's really confusing
- yes, Jill is the character I gave to you. :P
happychaos: Thanks for picking that part of the chapter out, I had lots of fun with it.
Julia Rose: You rock! I have never rented all Johnny Depp movies, but I may someday.
Raven185: Thanks for reviewing so much! I'm really glad to know I've got a constant
reader along with Marie the Black Rose and-
The Phantom Parisienne: -you! You know, I just figured out a couple days ago that TPP
is you (lol), just goes to show how abbreviately-challenged I am.
And a special thanks to all chapter six reviewers I have not mentioned above: Lil K, lisa,
Pirates Life 4 me, and Aelimir. And thanks to everyone I haven't mentioned and should
have! Now, on to chapter seven!
Teenyboppers of the Like, Caribbean
Chapter VII
Donny Jepp, happily sleeping, was awaken startingly when there was an unexpected crack
of lightning, which was indeed an unexpected event as the sun was shining and there was
not a cloud in the sky. I daresay, it was not a rare event, for he was in the Bermuda
Triangle. The fact that Donny Jepp was a heavy sleeper could be taken into account
because although there had been a crack of lightning, he would not have awaken if it had
just been that.
At the instant that the crack of lightning had sounded and protruded from the sky, a girl
had fallen swiftly, screaming, from the end of the sizzling bolt right into Donny's lap,
rendering him... awake.
"Who! Wha-! Who-!" Donny stuttered, jolting up to see the girl topple from his lap and
onto the sand, in which she continued to scream in panic, seemingly unaware that she was
safely on land and not flying through the air anymore.
"Whoas, whoas!" Donny shouted, stooping to calm the girl down. "It's okays, you're all
right!" The girl seemed not to hear him, still flailing around and screaming. "Are yous
hurt, girly?"
The girl stopped her screaming and flailing and stared at Donny with a wary eye. "The
name's ZC," she snapped. "You may have heard of me. I was the gameshow host in
'Win Lotsa Money For Doing Stupid Things Gameshow.' I was also the main supporting
character in Codi's 'The Forgotten Pyramid.' I have had one cameo appearance in the
great Daroga's Rainy Daae's 'Ayesha Strikes Back,' and, I am, in fact, the author,
Daroga's Rainy Daae."
"Uh, sorrys, never heard of yous," Donny said. The girl lowered her eyes.
"I created your name! My sister created you! You were the pilot in 'The Forgotten
Pyramid!' You were my old boyfriend of merely hours! You dumped me because you
thought I was too weird, when YOU were the circus freak who could balance the oysters!
And you say you've NEVER HEARD OF ME!?" ZC fumed.
"Uh, nos, but, uh - could you go? I'm trying to answer a questionnaire here," Donny said.
"You can't answer it," ZC replied. "You're stuck on the last two questions. Only I can
answer them."
"Oh, good!" Jepp laughed. "So YOU can answer these last two questions for me!"
"Then, we can both just get on with our lives," ZC muttered.
"Hey! In all your other stories, you were nicer and funnier! What makes this one
different?" Jepp shot.
"Because I hate when the story doesn't revolve around me; and without a twenty three
million dollar scheme, I'm a little grumpy, okay?" ZC grumbled. "Besides, I dislike
having to solve everyone's problems."
"Good! So yous can help me!" Jepp said happily.
"Okay, what are the last two questions; make 'em quick," ZC sighed.
"Um, uh... Okays! How will Jack and Anamaria get back to the past? Will the
teenyboppers ever get home?" Jepp stared at ZC.
"No wonder I was sent here," she said thoughtfully. "You guys really need my help! Let
me see the question about Jack and Anamaria getting back to the past."
Jepp handed ZC the slip of paper.
How Will Jack and Anamaria Get Back to the Past?
Meanwhile, in Mimi's bedroom...
Anamaria was busy banging her head against the wall, and with every bang she shouted,
"Stupid!" So it sounded more like: "Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!" You get it.
"Literally beating yourself up about this is not going to help us get back to the past," Jack
said.
"Jack, once you find a way back, I want to come with you!" Jill said.
"Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!-"
"Look, love; your place is here," Jack said.
"You don't understand," Jill replied passionately. "I never fit in among these people! I
want to be a pirate, I want to be by your side and plunder and pilfer and whatever you all
do!"
"Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!-"
"It's a very dangerous business, you must understand," Jack said.
"Stupid!-"
"I know, I want dangerous adventure," Jill cried, getting up in Jack's face. "Take me
with you, please!"
"We may never get home," Jack said.
"Stupid!-"
"I'm sure you'll find a way," Jill answered seriously. Then her eyes lit up. "I know!
There's this Chinese guru man who lives atop a mountain just a few minutes' drive from
here! I bet he could help you and Anamaria find a way home!"
"Chinese guru man? Sounds like a plan! Let's go!" Jack said, excitedly. "Anamaria!"
"Stupid! Stupid!-"
"Anamaria!"
"Stupid!-"
"HEY, ANAMARIA!" Jack shouted at the top of his lungs. She stopped banging her
head against the wall.
"Sorry," she said sheepishly. "What is it?"
"I think Jill here knows a way we can get back to the past," Jack said.
"Oh! Good," Anamaria said happily. All stared with blank expressions.
"All right! Here's the plan - we sneak past my parents, steal the car keys, and drive to
Chinese Guru Mountain, savvy?" Jill said.
"Savvy?" Jack asked, exasperated. Jill shrugged.
"I was trying to use pirate lingo!" she said defensively.
"Okay, let's go," Anamaria interrupted, shoving Jill into the hall. Jack followed. As they
were shuffling down the stairs, the threesome could hear Jill and Mimi's parents laughing
in the living room with the TV on full blast.
"What is that god-awful noise?" Jack asked.
"Shh!" Jill snapped. "It's a modern technological device; no biggie. Let's go!"
"This is the weirdest thing I have ever done; seriously; I only wonder how those three
stupid girls are doing out in the middle of the ocean in a rowboat," Jack grumbled.
"Three? - Are you trying to tell me that you sent my sister and her friends off in a
rowboat!?" Jill whispered loudly, trying to keep her voice under control.
"Well, uh - yes?" Jack answered warily.
"That's great!" Jill said cheerily.
"Actually, I let them back on the ship," Anamaria said, shoving between Jack and Jill.
"Darn!" Jill said, snapping her fingers.
"I'm sure that's worse now that we're gone," Jack assured her. "I only wonder what
those girls are going through right now..."
Meanwhile, in the Caribbean...
"-And to get a more dirty, evil look, all you have to do is apply this liquid gold on your
face, evenly, every morning after your shower; or what you may want is to only shower
every few days, and maybe some dark red highlights would do the trick in your hair...
And might I suggest mascara? Midnight Ash has always worked for the average movie
villain's look if you want that classic style, but it's all up to you."
Mimi had been instructing the pirates on makeup technique after Tiffany had gotten them
under control. Now, she was on deck with all pirates sitting down and listening
attentively.
"Yes, and just a tint of charcoal, although it's Jack's look, could be of use under the eyes.
If you do not wish to dare such a copy-cat feat, I suggest over-eye charcoal, or all
around," Jessica added. "Any questions?" Several hands went up.
"What if you want to impress the ladies?" one said.
"If you would like a rugged, but more intimate look, you should really go with the liquid
gold, and always remember to brush your teeth. Lose five pounds, and squint your eyes a
lot when wearing mascara. The ladies will be all over you," Jessica said simply.
"Where do we find all this maklup?" another asked.
"It's makeup, hon', and it's all-natural. Of course you have charcoal, and liquid gold can
be made with water, starch, and pyrite. Red dye you could probably buy cheap at any of
the local clothes color warehouses," Tiffany said.
"And we'll be giving free pirate makeovers to anyone interested after the presentation,"
Mimi said. All pirates cheered.
"Then we can feast!" a pirate suggested. All pirates cheered.
"With the girly's in the nude!" another shouted. All pirates cheered.
"Hey, hey!" Tiffany shot. "You can't afford our service. Better be clothed." All pirates
booed.
"As the new co-captain," Mimi added, "You must follow our orders or walk the plank!
Now cheer!"
"Yeah! Or face my mind powers," Tiffany said dangerously. All pirates cheered
enthusiastically.
Meanwhile, in the Bermuda Triangle...
"You done with dat question yet?" Donny asked, peeping over the paper that ZC was
scribbling on.
"I'm working on it, I'm working on it," she snapped, covering the paper with a hand.
"And no looking, not until I'm done."
"When will yous be done?" Jepp asked curiously.
"Darn! Ran out of paper!" ZC squealed. "Can someone get me more paper?"
ZC has run out of paper! As I have run out of chapter! Next time, the still two remaining
questions may be answered! Perhaps...!
A/N: As always, please review as you have already read! Like it? Hate it? Tell me!
ENJOY! :D :D :D :D
Marie the Black Rose: I think you should stick to one penname (lol), it's really confusing
- yes, Jill is the character I gave to you. :P
happychaos: Thanks for picking that part of the chapter out, I had lots of fun with it.
Julia Rose: You rock! I have never rented all Johnny Depp movies, but I may someday.
Raven185: Thanks for reviewing so much! I'm really glad to know I've got a constant
reader along with Marie the Black Rose and-
The Phantom Parisienne: -you! You know, I just figured out a couple days ago that TPP
is you (lol), just goes to show how abbreviately-challenged I am.
And a special thanks to all chapter six reviewers I have not mentioned above: Lil K, lisa,
Pirates Life 4 me, and Aelimir. And thanks to everyone I haven't mentioned and should
have! Now, on to chapter seven!
Teenyboppers of the Like, Caribbean
Chapter VII
Donny Jepp, happily sleeping, was awaken startingly when there was an unexpected crack
of lightning, which was indeed an unexpected event as the sun was shining and there was
not a cloud in the sky. I daresay, it was not a rare event, for he was in the Bermuda
Triangle. The fact that Donny Jepp was a heavy sleeper could be taken into account
because although there had been a crack of lightning, he would not have awaken if it had
just been that.
At the instant that the crack of lightning had sounded and protruded from the sky, a girl
had fallen swiftly, screaming, from the end of the sizzling bolt right into Donny's lap,
rendering him... awake.
"Who! Wha-! Who-!" Donny stuttered, jolting up to see the girl topple from his lap and
onto the sand, in which she continued to scream in panic, seemingly unaware that she was
safely on land and not flying through the air anymore.
"Whoas, whoas!" Donny shouted, stooping to calm the girl down. "It's okays, you're all
right!" The girl seemed not to hear him, still flailing around and screaming. "Are yous
hurt, girly?"
The girl stopped her screaming and flailing and stared at Donny with a wary eye. "The
name's ZC," she snapped. "You may have heard of me. I was the gameshow host in
'Win Lotsa Money For Doing Stupid Things Gameshow.' I was also the main supporting
character in Codi's 'The Forgotten Pyramid.' I have had one cameo appearance in the
great Daroga's Rainy Daae's 'Ayesha Strikes Back,' and, I am, in fact, the author,
Daroga's Rainy Daae."
"Uh, sorrys, never heard of yous," Donny said. The girl lowered her eyes.
"I created your name! My sister created you! You were the pilot in 'The Forgotten
Pyramid!' You were my old boyfriend of merely hours! You dumped me because you
thought I was too weird, when YOU were the circus freak who could balance the oysters!
And you say you've NEVER HEARD OF ME!?" ZC fumed.
"Uh, nos, but, uh - could you go? I'm trying to answer a questionnaire here," Donny said.
"You can't answer it," ZC replied. "You're stuck on the last two questions. Only I can
answer them."
"Oh, good!" Jepp laughed. "So YOU can answer these last two questions for me!"
"Then, we can both just get on with our lives," ZC muttered.
"Hey! In all your other stories, you were nicer and funnier! What makes this one
different?" Jepp shot.
"Because I hate when the story doesn't revolve around me; and without a twenty three
million dollar scheme, I'm a little grumpy, okay?" ZC grumbled. "Besides, I dislike
having to solve everyone's problems."
"Good! So yous can help me!" Jepp said happily.
"Okay, what are the last two questions; make 'em quick," ZC sighed.
"Um, uh... Okays! How will Jack and Anamaria get back to the past? Will the
teenyboppers ever get home?" Jepp stared at ZC.
"No wonder I was sent here," she said thoughtfully. "You guys really need my help! Let
me see the question about Jack and Anamaria getting back to the past."
Jepp handed ZC the slip of paper.
How Will Jack and Anamaria Get Back to the Past?
Meanwhile, in Mimi's bedroom...
Anamaria was busy banging her head against the wall, and with every bang she shouted,
"Stupid!" So it sounded more like: "Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!" You get it.
"Literally beating yourself up about this is not going to help us get back to the past," Jack
said.
"Jack, once you find a way back, I want to come with you!" Jill said.
"Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!-"
"Look, love; your place is here," Jack said.
"You don't understand," Jill replied passionately. "I never fit in among these people! I
want to be a pirate, I want to be by your side and plunder and pilfer and whatever you all
do!"
"Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!-"
"It's a very dangerous business, you must understand," Jack said.
"Stupid!-"
"I know, I want dangerous adventure," Jill cried, getting up in Jack's face. "Take me
with you, please!"
"We may never get home," Jack said.
"Stupid!-"
"I'm sure you'll find a way," Jill answered seriously. Then her eyes lit up. "I know!
There's this Chinese guru man who lives atop a mountain just a few minutes' drive from
here! I bet he could help you and Anamaria find a way home!"
"Chinese guru man? Sounds like a plan! Let's go!" Jack said, excitedly. "Anamaria!"
"Stupid! Stupid!-"
"Anamaria!"
"Stupid!-"
"HEY, ANAMARIA!" Jack shouted at the top of his lungs. She stopped banging her
head against the wall.
"Sorry," she said sheepishly. "What is it?"
"I think Jill here knows a way we can get back to the past," Jack said.
"Oh! Good," Anamaria said happily. All stared with blank expressions.
"All right! Here's the plan - we sneak past my parents, steal the car keys, and drive to
Chinese Guru Mountain, savvy?" Jill said.
"Savvy?" Jack asked, exasperated. Jill shrugged.
"I was trying to use pirate lingo!" she said defensively.
"Okay, let's go," Anamaria interrupted, shoving Jill into the hall. Jack followed. As they
were shuffling down the stairs, the threesome could hear Jill and Mimi's parents laughing
in the living room with the TV on full blast.
"What is that god-awful noise?" Jack asked.
"Shh!" Jill snapped. "It's a modern technological device; no biggie. Let's go!"
"This is the weirdest thing I have ever done; seriously; I only wonder how those three
stupid girls are doing out in the middle of the ocean in a rowboat," Jack grumbled.
"Three? - Are you trying to tell me that you sent my sister and her friends off in a
rowboat!?" Jill whispered loudly, trying to keep her voice under control.
"Well, uh - yes?" Jack answered warily.
"That's great!" Jill said cheerily.
"Actually, I let them back on the ship," Anamaria said, shoving between Jack and Jill.
"Darn!" Jill said, snapping her fingers.
"I'm sure that's worse now that we're gone," Jack assured her. "I only wonder what
those girls are going through right now..."
Meanwhile, in the Caribbean...
"-And to get a more dirty, evil look, all you have to do is apply this liquid gold on your
face, evenly, every morning after your shower; or what you may want is to only shower
every few days, and maybe some dark red highlights would do the trick in your hair...
And might I suggest mascara? Midnight Ash has always worked for the average movie
villain's look if you want that classic style, but it's all up to you."
Mimi had been instructing the pirates on makeup technique after Tiffany had gotten them
under control. Now, she was on deck with all pirates sitting down and listening
attentively.
"Yes, and just a tint of charcoal, although it's Jack's look, could be of use under the eyes.
If you do not wish to dare such a copy-cat feat, I suggest over-eye charcoal, or all
around," Jessica added. "Any questions?" Several hands went up.
"What if you want to impress the ladies?" one said.
"If you would like a rugged, but more intimate look, you should really go with the liquid
gold, and always remember to brush your teeth. Lose five pounds, and squint your eyes a
lot when wearing mascara. The ladies will be all over you," Jessica said simply.
"Where do we find all this maklup?" another asked.
"It's makeup, hon', and it's all-natural. Of course you have charcoal, and liquid gold can
be made with water, starch, and pyrite. Red dye you could probably buy cheap at any of
the local clothes color warehouses," Tiffany said.
"And we'll be giving free pirate makeovers to anyone interested after the presentation,"
Mimi said. All pirates cheered.
"Then we can feast!" a pirate suggested. All pirates cheered.
"With the girly's in the nude!" another shouted. All pirates cheered.
"Hey, hey!" Tiffany shot. "You can't afford our service. Better be clothed." All pirates
booed.
"As the new co-captain," Mimi added, "You must follow our orders or walk the plank!
Now cheer!"
"Yeah! Or face my mind powers," Tiffany said dangerously. All pirates cheered
enthusiastically.
Meanwhile, in the Bermuda Triangle...
"You done with dat question yet?" Donny asked, peeping over the paper that ZC was
scribbling on.
"I'm working on it, I'm working on it," she snapped, covering the paper with a hand.
"And no looking, not until I'm done."
"When will yous be done?" Jepp asked curiously.
"Darn! Ran out of paper!" ZC squealed. "Can someone get me more paper?"
ZC has run out of paper! As I have run out of chapter! Next time, the still two remaining
questions may be answered! Perhaps...!
A/N: As always, please review as you have already read! Like it? Hate it? Tell me!
ENJOY! :D :D :D :D