A/N: Thank you chapter eight reviewers: Rachel the Insane Unicorn, remnants-2011,
The Phantom Parisienne, Marie the Black Rose, and Raven185.


Shea Pierce: That chapter is here - hope you like this one bettah.


Teenyboppers of the Like, Caribbean

Chapter IX


There was a huge "boom!" and a flash of light as Anamaria, Jack and Jill appeared among the
pirates on the Black Pearl. Many were thrown back for effect. All stared in silence and awe.

The pirates stared with embarrassment and guilt at their captain, for the majority of them
had liquid gold on their faces, and many of their nails were buffered. The midget had had
his head waxed.

"Mimi!" Jill cried, pointing out the teenybopper among the group of men. "What did you
DO to them?"

"Hi, Jill," Mimi said waving. She then stared to Jack and Anamaria. "Jill can stay. But
you two can't."

"What!?" Jack asked, flabbergasted.

"I'm sorry." Mimi shrugged and sighed. "As a part of our new code, all members of the
pirate crew must be compliant to our rules, and I don't really think you two would be."

"What is she talking about, Captain?" Anamaria muttered under her breath to Jack. Jack
blinked.

"Excuse me, love; this is MY ship. And if you don't mind, I'LL be making the rules
around here, savvy?" Jack said.

"Yes, well, while you were gone we made a few adjustments," Tiffany said, stepping up.

"I can see that," Jack said, monotone.

"And we have taken over the ship," Jessica added.

"You can't do that!" Jack sniggered. "You're nothing but a bunch of-"

"-I can read minds," Tiffany interrupted dangerously; like the kid in the Sixth Sense
saying 'I can see dead people.' Same concept.

"So now WE have control of the crew, and this is OUR ship," Jessica finished. Mimi,
Jessica and Tiffany giggled amongst themselves.

"What has gotten into you guys?" Jill shot, striding up to the girls from next to Anamaria
and Jack. "Why aren't you planning mall trips and saying 'like' after every other word,
or at least painting the pirates' toenails?"

"We've seen the light," Tiffany said with a wave of her hand. "As the new co-captain of
the Black Pearl, we have seen it as our duty to keep order and style among the people of
this ship, and besides; there aren't any malls in this time."

"And... That doesn't bother you?" Jill asked, astounded.

"Of course not, we're all past the stuff we used to be into," Mimi retorted.

"Then what if I do - THIS!" Jill shouted, whipping out from her jacket a glossy picture of
Ben Affleck.

"Noooooo!" Mimi squealed, grabbing her head with both hands as if she had just
experienced a terrible migraine. "It's all coming back..." she whispered shakily.

"Oh, God, Mimi, no!" Tiffany shouted, covering Mimi's eyes. "Don't look!"

"I can't believe I'm witnessing this," Jack muttered to Anamaria.

"I see him too!" Jessica shrieked. Her eyes took on their former pep and suddenly, her
hair became silky and flowy. Her lipstick glistened in the sunlight. "I like want to grab a
hunk of Ben Affleck in Miami at the mall looking at clothes from like Abercrombie and
Fitch and then go to the gym while watching my like weight and eating fruits and cereal
bars then go to like the school and practice my cheerleading because I'm like head of the
like squad and I think guys are so hot like Heath Ledger, Leonardo DiCaprio, Toby
Maguire, Orlando Bloom, and Johnny Depp not to like mention I need a manicure and
must go do my hair at my stylist and my tan is fading so I like have to go sit at the
swimming pool while checking out hot guys and reading pink magazines with Vin Diesel
on the front of them!" She gasped and collapsed on the floor, crying madly.

"We lost her!" Tiffany cried. "We lost Jessica!"

"I want a like manicure and do my hair so I can look good for my like boyfriend while
I'm cheerleading!" Mimi sobbed hysterically, joining Jessica on the floor. "Hon'!" she
added.

"But! But!" Tiffany whipped around at the blinking, befuddled pirates. "No!" She ran
up to one and shouted, "You need to - PAINT - your - TOENAILS - and we have to
rename the ship the - PINK! - Pearl! Nooooo!!!" She stumbled about and finally grabbed
onto Jack for support. "And - and you're - SEXY HOT!" She collapsed at his feet and
began to sob along with the other teenyboppers.

"Now, now," Jack assured Tiffany, blinking still. "Everything's going to be okay; we can
get you back to your time."

"Really?" Tiffany asked, looking up at Jack with teary eyes. "Because my mascara is
like, running."

"If you give up your position as captain of the Black Pearl-"

"Co-captain," Mimi sniffed.

"If you ALL give up your positions as co-captains of the Black Pearl," Jack revised,
"Then I will see what I can do about you getting back home."

"Thank you, thank you, like, thank you!" Jessica squealed happily, picking herself up off
the deck. Mimi and Tiffany followed suit and they all hugged and sniffed a few times
more.

"So how do we get back?" Mimi asked.

"Yes, I would like to know, too," Jill muttered skeptically.

"Well, I said I'd see what I could do," Jack grumbled. "I didn't say I actually KNEW a
way to get from here to the future." He stared at Anamaria.

All stared at Anamaria.

"Um." She coughed. "Hi." She proceeded to bolt for the side of the ship to jump
overboard, but Jack stopped her.

"Wait, love," Jack said. "Although this is your fault, I'm not mad at you."

"Dreamboat Jack Sparrow!" Tiffany giggled to Mimi and Jessica. "I like want him!"

"Well, maybe a little bit," he added truthfully. "But if there are any details you're leaving
out about anything we could find useful to those girls getting back to the future, please
tell us."

"Actually," Anamaria said, thoughtfully, "That guy I hired; Donny Jepp? He may know a way back."

"You hired a guy named Donny Jepp?" Jill asked, disbelieving.

"Well, yes," Anamaria said. "An old boyfriend. Long story. Anyway; HE knows how to get
the girls back to the future.


Meanwhile, in the Bermuda Triangle...


"I do?" Donny asked, astonished.

"Shut up!" ZC shot, taking her paper out of view from Donny.


Meanwhile, back in the Caribbean...


"He does?" Jack asked.

"He like, does?" Mimi asked as well.

"Yes, now shut up!" Anamaria shouted, frustrated. "All we have to do is take this ship to
Bermuda."

"But... why?" Jessica asked, raising her perfectly waxed eyebrows.

"Because that's where the Bermuda Triangle is," Anamaria replied.

"Duh," Mimi giggled. "Everyone knows that."

"Well, what are we waiting for!?" Jack said, fed up. "Let's get this bucket to Bermuda,
savvy!"

"Savvy," Jill purred.





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