A/N: Hi! Sorry for not updating sooner, peeps, but I got grounded... short and stupid
story. Not gonna tell it. Anyway. Thanks for waiting for chappie ten and sticking
around! :D :D :D :D


Teenyboppers of the Like, Caribbean

Chapter X


"Um, like excuse me, Jack," Tiffany piped up from behind him, "but how do you know
where we're going?" Jack eyed Tiffany and closed his compass.

"Trust me, I know," he replied.

"But your compass doesn't even look right... Is it like a sundial? Do you have clocks in
these days?" Tiffany asked.

"Of course, now shut up, I'm trying to steer here," Jack snapped.

"So it IS like a sundial?" she said warily.

"No, we have clocks these days! Now quit bugging me!"

"How does your compass work?"

"It's a secret."

"Ooh! It's a SECRET!" Tiffany squealed anxiously, eyes alight. "Tell me, tell me, tell
me! Is it a magic compass?"

"No!"

"No, you won't tell me, or no, it's not like magic?" Tiffany asked.

"Will you shut your trap, you stupid-"

"LAND HO!" Jill shouted from the top of the crow's nest, interrupting Jack. All squinted
ahead of them to see an island in the distance.

"Aha! What did I tell you?" Jack said proudly, nodding towards the land mass.

"Magic! I like knew it!" Tiffany said, bouncing off and leaving Jack to his steering.

"If that's Bermuda, then aren't we already in the Bermuda Triangle?" Jill shouted to Jack
from her post.

"How should I know? I've never even heard of the Bermuda Triangle," Jack shouted
back up.

"What?" Jill asked, leaning out of the little basket.

"I said-" Jack shouted back up again, "-that I've never even heard of the Bermuda
Triangle!"

"WHAT!?" Jill leaned further out.

"I SAID I'VE NEVER EVEN HEARD-" Jack started, but was abruptly cut off by Jill's
screaming when she toppled out of the crow's nest.

"AHHHHH!" she shrieked. She had about five seconds to yell in panic, "HELP ME
HELP ME AH HELP ME I'M GONNA DIE I'M GONNA DIE, GOODBYE CRUEL
WORLD, I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE HELP HELP HELP!" Of course all these words
were just one big jumbled mess intertwined with her "Ah's" and such, when Jack, with
his pirate reflexes and swift precision, caught Jill an inch from her was-to-be death
ground.

Jill squee-ed and clung to Jack's neck while enjoying being in his arms way too much. "I
love you, you are my love, you are my hero!" Jill cried, snuggling into him.

"Ouch!" Jack said suddenly, and dropped Jill.

"Hey!" she protested, flopping on the ground. "What was that for?"

"This," he answered, revealing from within his jacket a golden statue head. "It was
digging into my side when I caught you."

"What is THAT?" Jill asked, blinking.

"Something I picked up from your time," he said with a wave of his hand, tucking it back
into his jacket.

"How do you do that?" Jill asked, curiously studying Jack up and down. "It didn't even
look like there was anything in that jacket of yours! What all do you HAVE in it?"

"I've got a baseball!" Jack said cheerily.


Meanwhile, in the Bermuda Triangle...


"Hey!" Donny Jepp said, snatching the paper from ZC. "Dat was just about da cheapest
"Day in a Room" reference I ever seen!"

"I have to make references to previous stories!" ZC shot. "It's great advertisement!
Watch this: Read the "Day in a Room" series by DRD! Right now! See? Now people
will be all interested and READ it because they have NO IDEA where that baseball
remark is made in it!"

"Will not!"

"Will too!"

"Will not!"

"Will too!"

"Will not!"


Meanwhile, back in the Caribbean...


"Ooh, goody! Let's play catch!" Jill suggested. Jack and Jill began to toss the baseball
back and forth.

"Oy, Jack!" Gibbs called, running up to him. The game was immediately over with.

"Aye?"

"I heard-" Gibbs leaned closer and shifted his eyes about. "I heard you have some...
problems... So if you ever need any help or advice, you can talk to me, all righty?"

"What are you talking about?" Jack asked.

"You know, the..." Gibbs flicked his fingers a couple of times, stuffed an imaginary
object into his pants, winked and nodded.

"WHAT."

"If you're embarrassed, it's okay," Gibbs whispered. "You may not know this, but it's
common. Just live with it, it will go away soon enough."

"What is he talking about?" Jack asked Jill, exasperated. Jill shrugged.

"Like, rumors spread a long way!" Mimi squealed with Jessica and Tiffany, running by.

Jack scowled and told Gibbs to get lost, and the man stalked off, not before winking and
nodding again.

"OH MY GOD, LOOK!" Jill shouted, pointing out to sea. Right between Bermuda and
where the Black Pearl was, was a whirlpool, but on it's side so that it looked like that
Austin Powers time portal thingy, but made of water.

"I think we have to go through that," Jack said bravely.

"Bring it on," Jill crowed. Too bad the crew wasn't so brave about it.

"We're all gonna die!" some of them were shouting, running around in circles in panic.

"The undiminished time continuum has been subverted and has no longer a facade
imperceptible to the naked optic receiver!" the midget cried.

All stopped their panicking and blinked.

"We're all gonna die?" the midget said.

"We're all gonna die!" the others responded, running around the ship again.






A/N: There you have it! Chapter ten! Thanks for reading! :D :D :D :D :D :D