A/N: Hey peeps! Sorry for the long wait, but school is so demanding... Anyway, hope ya
don't mind - and here's chapter... eleven! Wow... Eleven chappies... hmmm... :D


Teenyboppers of the Like, Caribbean

Chapter XI


Suddenly, the Black Pearl was sucked into the swirling vortex, which majorly resembled
a hurricane, which it was, just on it's side. And this is where all time didn't matter at all,
and everything became very confusing.

"Well howdy do and my leather shoes!" a cowboy hooted, falling onto the deck of the
ship from amongst the storm of time. He got up, brushed himself off, and swung his hat
around.

"What is this!?" Jack roared over the sound of the wind and rain. His outfit then felt fit to
go ahead and change into footy-pajamas. Jack stumbled about and shouted random
curses.

"The hurricane is mixing up time!" Jill shouted to anyone who would listen to her.
"Once we pass through, we'll probably be in the Bermuda Triangle! As soon as we-"
Her mouth was spontaneously filled with hot fudge. "Mmmmh!" she stated with delight.

A post-it note with arms and legs danced around Mimi's head.

"Aieek!" Mimi squealed, batting at it.

"Hello my honey, hello my neighbor-" the post-it sang.

The cowboy began to slap his knee in time with the singing post-it note.

"Ahhhhhh!!!" someone from within the time continuum yelled, thrown into a heap to the
Black pearl. He was famous. Known all over the world. It - was -

"Ew, it's RADCLIFFE," Jessica grunted, staring Daniel Radcliffe up and down. The boy
blinked.

"Bye, Radcliffe," Tiffany muttered, tossing him over the side of the ship.

"My virgin eyes!" Jill shrieked, running past with her hands over her face because right
behind her was a naked belly-dancing male.

"Help," Jack said, muffled, as he was being eaten by a bed.

"Ironic," Jill said, momentarily forgetting about the naked man and blinking at Jack.

"Ah!" Anamaria shrieked, as she was being confronted by a reasonable swarm of June
bugs.

"Scree ah ah?" a June bugs asked.

"Scree," another replied in compromise.

"You're messed up!" Anamaria shouted back at them, running away to hide below deck,
where she came face to face with Santa Claus.

"Shake my hand," Santa laughed.

"Never!" Anamaria screamed, bolting down the stairs.

"Spider-Man! Spider-Man! Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man!" the superhero
howled, swinging from a cord of web that was attached to the main mast. The web burst
into flames, and Spider-Man fell a considerable distance before hitting the ground with a
splat and stopped moving.

Mimi ran as fast as she could and jumped over Spidey, closely pursued by a cheetah in
drag.

"Aaaaaaarrrrrgh!" Tiffany yelped, running straight into Mimi from the opposite direction,
who was also being pursued, but by a substitute algebra teacher with rotten breath.

Gibbs was suddenly drenched in a vanilla pudding desert.

"This is the life," he sighed, licking his finger. The other pirates didn't think so; Cotton's
parrot, for example, had just signed a defense pact with Canada, which then became a cup
of Canada Dry, which then became a two liter bottle of Cherry Pepsi. It fizzed. Cotton's
parrot chuckled.

"We're approaching the end of the vortex!" Jill shouted excitedly, pointing to a sunny
spot in the distance and kicking a mound of mashed potatoes out of her way.

"Damn it all!" Jessica grumbled from the cowboy's lap. "Does that like mean that he's
going to disappear?"

"I have no idea," Jill muttered, rolling her eyes.

"I left my girl on my horse with my dog in the middle of the desert on one hot day next to
a cactus near a ranch in Texas," the cowboy sung sweetly.

"That's so sexy..." Jessica murmured.

"Lead us! Lead us! Lead us! Lead us!" a group of gingerbread men chanted, bowing
down to Jack.

"Gingerbread men of old, we unite!" Jack cried with passion.

"Jack?" Gibbs asked from afar.

"Sorry," Jack said sheepishly. "Got a little carried away." And with that, he shooed away
the little cookie people.


Meanwhile, in the Bermuda Triangle...


"You be seein' dat over there?" Donny asked, pointing to a swirling mass in the distance.

"Of course," ZC grumbled, continuing to write furiously. "I made that."

"Yous did?"

"Yes, now just wait! The Black Pearl is coming!"

"If yous are trying to sound mysterious and alla dat, it ain't working," Donny grumbled.

"Do you want me to finish this story or not!?" ZC shot. Donny threw up his hands.

"Continue," he said.

"I don't think I will."

"But-"

"I think I'll stop."

"But-"

"I'm not going to write any more to this chapter."

"But-"






A/N: Hehe! Please review! I know it's very weird and kinda short, but what can I say,
it's... 10:30 at night... and I'm happy there's no school tomorry. Thanks for reading! :D
:D :D :D