.The bottle spun for what seemed like ages until it landed upon (A/N:
drumroll please: dum dad a dum da da dummmm!) Fred.
Seamus, now recovering from the humiliation of being made into Hermione's bitch, was ready to deal out some punishment. He wasn't going to be made a fool of by his lonesome. No. they were all going to go down with him. o yes. then they would see. MWAHAHAHA! Whoops! I'm not supposed to add my own thoughts to my fics am I? Anyways, back to the story.
"Truth or dare?" Seamus asked, with an unnaturally large grin on his face.
Fred straightened up, and with useless flourish responded, "Dare. A Weasly fears nothing! Do your worst! I'll make you my bitch in the end anyways."
The group laughed loudly. Neville covered Trevor's ears. Seamus blushed openly, and tried to regain his composure.
"Fine! O, I'll show you!" Seamus shouted, pointing at Fred with a manic glint in his eye.
Harry suddenly woke up with his start, "The penguins ate my bacon!" He yelled, receiving many odd looks from the group. He blinked stupidly a few times, sat up and punched Ron in the face. "Stupid penguin." he slurred. Ron passed out.
Seamus turned away from Harry and said uncomfortably, "Riiiiight. shall we continue?"
The group nodded and Harry yelled out; "Ya! Let's get those penguins!" before being slapped by Hermione. "Dirty penguin." he muttered.
"Ok then," Seamus said, "Fred, I dare you to." he cast his eyes around the room, searching for a sadistic dare. ". kiss Neville's toad!" he finalized triumphantly.
The room gasped. Ron awoke just as an overreacted Harry jumped nearly foot into the air, and came to land on Ron's face.
"How many times do I have to tell you Harry? I-DON'T-SWING-THAT-WAY!" Ron's words were oddly muffled since Harry's butt was still stationed on his face. Hermione pushed Harry off of Ron, who was now a funny green colour. Harry started giggling.
"Hehe, I ate beans for lunch today!" Harry said stupidly.
"HE WILL NOT VIOLATE MY TREVOR!" Neville yelled out in horror, clutching the violently pink bundle that was Trevor.
Fred looked at Seamus, "Shouldn't I at least buy him a drink first?" he said, grinning, ready to shove it in Seamus' face that his dare was lame.
Seamus seemed unperturbed by Fred's comment and ease, and simply said, "Well, get on with it then, your date is waiting."
Neville was near to tears as George was trying to wretch the squirming toad from his grip. George ended up having to smack Neville around the ears, and threaten to spread rumors that Neville had come out of the closet, which was DEFINETLY not hard to believe, before he finally released his precious toad.
"Here you are Fred!" George said, smirking, as he presented Trevor to Fred with a flourish.
"Why thank you George!" Fred said politely, trying to save face. "So Seamus, what are the conditions?" he asked.
"Umm, right, lets see. you have to hold the kiss for 30 seconds! If you stop before that you are disqualified. Oh! And it has to be on Trevor's lips!" Seamus stated.
"Do frogs even have lips?" Ginny asked quizzically.
"Meh." Fred said, "Well, better get this over with." Fred stared down at the toad, and decided he may as well do the thing properly; "Hey good lookin'," Fred cooed, with a sly look in his eyes, his eyebrow cocked at a jaunty angle, "what's a frog like you doin' in a dump like this?"
Laughs resounded through the group, then Harry spoke up. "Actually, Trevor is a toad, for if he were a frog, he would be unable to successfully survive on-land. Frogs are aquatic, although they can survive on land for short periods of time, they have not yet been able to achieve the same levity on land as the toad."
When Harry finished, the group was stunned.
"OMG!" yelled Dean, "He's been possessed by Hermione!" Dean pointed at Hermione, "Witch!"
"Well, duh,"said Hermione. "But as to the possession, not a chance. I would never enter Harry, nor would I let him enter me."
The group laughed again, more wildly this time, all staring at Hermione.
"What??" Hermione said, unawares of the sick and twisted minds of her fellows, "What?" she said more urgently.
Harry piped up again, "Oh poor Hermione, they were laughing at you because you said duh. Duh."
More laughter from the group. This time directed at Harry's recovered ignorance.
"See??" Harry pointed out to Hermione. "They LOVE the word duh. Weirdo British people. Wait a minute, I'm British. Hehe, I'm weird too. Hey, where did those damn penguins get off to?"
Hermione gave him yet another patronizing look.
"Ugh! Can Fred just kiss the frog already??" Seamus said angrily.
"Yeah, yeah, don't get your knickers in a twist." Fred said irritably, then looked down at the frog (A/N: Frog, toad, whatever. They both go hop and are green). "This'll hurt me more than it hurts you." Fred said. Trevor croaked, just as Fred leaned down to kiss him, as if he knew what horror was about to be afflicted upon him.
There was an uproar just as Fred's lips touched those of Trevor's. Hysterical laughter burst out from all sides, and Seamus was keeping time with a stopwatch.
"15 seconds to go!" he sounded off.
Fred held strong, his lips pressed to Trevor's, then, something very odd happened. Odd and disturbing. Trevor's lips (or whatever toads have) opened, and his long, slimy tongue, reached out. Luckily, Fred was kissing close-mouthed. He didn't put out that way on first dates. The tongue reached out and planted itself instead firmly inside of Fred's nose.
"Ok, times up!" Seamus cried, through gales of laughter.
Fred flung Trevor at Neville, who caught him, then cradled him in his arms, muttering things like "daddy loves you," and "the bad man is gone," then he started to sing him a lullaby. Disturbing things these are.
"Happy??" Fred spat. Literally.
"Yes, quite." Seamus managed to choke out while wiping his eyes.
"Good, I'll spin then. It's MY turn now." and with that, Fred spun the bottle, with a sadistic glint in his eye.
"Hey!" Harry said, as the bottle was spinning, "I never thought of it, but Trevor is one horny toad!"
And they all started laughing huge gales of cheesy laughter until the bottle landed on.
A/N: HAHA! Cliffhangers rock. OK then, you have the second chappy, now do you want another? I can't hear you, I said DO YOU WANT ANOTHER??? Good, now, you tell me what dares/truths you would like included in later chaps, and I will keep up with the messed up ficcys. 'Cause I KNOW that is what you want. Please review. Or else. MWAHAHAH! Yes.
~Jaimy~
Seamus, now recovering from the humiliation of being made into Hermione's bitch, was ready to deal out some punishment. He wasn't going to be made a fool of by his lonesome. No. they were all going to go down with him. o yes. then they would see. MWAHAHAHA! Whoops! I'm not supposed to add my own thoughts to my fics am I? Anyways, back to the story.
"Truth or dare?" Seamus asked, with an unnaturally large grin on his face.
Fred straightened up, and with useless flourish responded, "Dare. A Weasly fears nothing! Do your worst! I'll make you my bitch in the end anyways."
The group laughed loudly. Neville covered Trevor's ears. Seamus blushed openly, and tried to regain his composure.
"Fine! O, I'll show you!" Seamus shouted, pointing at Fred with a manic glint in his eye.
Harry suddenly woke up with his start, "The penguins ate my bacon!" He yelled, receiving many odd looks from the group. He blinked stupidly a few times, sat up and punched Ron in the face. "Stupid penguin." he slurred. Ron passed out.
Seamus turned away from Harry and said uncomfortably, "Riiiiight. shall we continue?"
The group nodded and Harry yelled out; "Ya! Let's get those penguins!" before being slapped by Hermione. "Dirty penguin." he muttered.
"Ok then," Seamus said, "Fred, I dare you to." he cast his eyes around the room, searching for a sadistic dare. ". kiss Neville's toad!" he finalized triumphantly.
The room gasped. Ron awoke just as an overreacted Harry jumped nearly foot into the air, and came to land on Ron's face.
"How many times do I have to tell you Harry? I-DON'T-SWING-THAT-WAY!" Ron's words were oddly muffled since Harry's butt was still stationed on his face. Hermione pushed Harry off of Ron, who was now a funny green colour. Harry started giggling.
"Hehe, I ate beans for lunch today!" Harry said stupidly.
"HE WILL NOT VIOLATE MY TREVOR!" Neville yelled out in horror, clutching the violently pink bundle that was Trevor.
Fred looked at Seamus, "Shouldn't I at least buy him a drink first?" he said, grinning, ready to shove it in Seamus' face that his dare was lame.
Seamus seemed unperturbed by Fred's comment and ease, and simply said, "Well, get on with it then, your date is waiting."
Neville was near to tears as George was trying to wretch the squirming toad from his grip. George ended up having to smack Neville around the ears, and threaten to spread rumors that Neville had come out of the closet, which was DEFINETLY not hard to believe, before he finally released his precious toad.
"Here you are Fred!" George said, smirking, as he presented Trevor to Fred with a flourish.
"Why thank you George!" Fred said politely, trying to save face. "So Seamus, what are the conditions?" he asked.
"Umm, right, lets see. you have to hold the kiss for 30 seconds! If you stop before that you are disqualified. Oh! And it has to be on Trevor's lips!" Seamus stated.
"Do frogs even have lips?" Ginny asked quizzically.
"Meh." Fred said, "Well, better get this over with." Fred stared down at the toad, and decided he may as well do the thing properly; "Hey good lookin'," Fred cooed, with a sly look in his eyes, his eyebrow cocked at a jaunty angle, "what's a frog like you doin' in a dump like this?"
Laughs resounded through the group, then Harry spoke up. "Actually, Trevor is a toad, for if he were a frog, he would be unable to successfully survive on-land. Frogs are aquatic, although they can survive on land for short periods of time, they have not yet been able to achieve the same levity on land as the toad."
When Harry finished, the group was stunned.
"OMG!" yelled Dean, "He's been possessed by Hermione!" Dean pointed at Hermione, "Witch!"
"Well, duh,"said Hermione. "But as to the possession, not a chance. I would never enter Harry, nor would I let him enter me."
The group laughed again, more wildly this time, all staring at Hermione.
"What??" Hermione said, unawares of the sick and twisted minds of her fellows, "What?" she said more urgently.
Harry piped up again, "Oh poor Hermione, they were laughing at you because you said duh. Duh."
More laughter from the group. This time directed at Harry's recovered ignorance.
"See??" Harry pointed out to Hermione. "They LOVE the word duh. Weirdo British people. Wait a minute, I'm British. Hehe, I'm weird too. Hey, where did those damn penguins get off to?"
Hermione gave him yet another patronizing look.
"Ugh! Can Fred just kiss the frog already??" Seamus said angrily.
"Yeah, yeah, don't get your knickers in a twist." Fred said irritably, then looked down at the frog (A/N: Frog, toad, whatever. They both go hop and are green). "This'll hurt me more than it hurts you." Fred said. Trevor croaked, just as Fred leaned down to kiss him, as if he knew what horror was about to be afflicted upon him.
There was an uproar just as Fred's lips touched those of Trevor's. Hysterical laughter burst out from all sides, and Seamus was keeping time with a stopwatch.
"15 seconds to go!" he sounded off.
Fred held strong, his lips pressed to Trevor's, then, something very odd happened. Odd and disturbing. Trevor's lips (or whatever toads have) opened, and his long, slimy tongue, reached out. Luckily, Fred was kissing close-mouthed. He didn't put out that way on first dates. The tongue reached out and planted itself instead firmly inside of Fred's nose.
"Ok, times up!" Seamus cried, through gales of laughter.
Fred flung Trevor at Neville, who caught him, then cradled him in his arms, muttering things like "daddy loves you," and "the bad man is gone," then he started to sing him a lullaby. Disturbing things these are.
"Happy??" Fred spat. Literally.
"Yes, quite." Seamus managed to choke out while wiping his eyes.
"Good, I'll spin then. It's MY turn now." and with that, Fred spun the bottle, with a sadistic glint in his eye.
"Hey!" Harry said, as the bottle was spinning, "I never thought of it, but Trevor is one horny toad!"
And they all started laughing huge gales of cheesy laughter until the bottle landed on.
A/N: HAHA! Cliffhangers rock. OK then, you have the second chappy, now do you want another? I can't hear you, I said DO YOU WANT ANOTHER??? Good, now, you tell me what dares/truths you would like included in later chaps, and I will keep up with the messed up ficcys. 'Cause I KNOW that is what you want. Please review. Or else. MWAHAHAH! Yes.
~Jaimy~