A/N: Hello everyone! I managed to escape the evil watermelon long enough to write this little parody song. It's based on Good Charlotte's "Riot Girl". I made it "Quidditch Girl". Hehe. Should be interesting eh? Please RnR! Oh yeah, one more thing. I thought this up while I was singing in the shower. Yes, I was singing "Riot Girl" and I was thinking about my boyfriend... lol.

Disclaimer: I don't own "Riot Girl", Harry Potter, Good Charlotte, or Joel. Lol. ^_^

***Start!***

She's got Firebolts and Nimbuses

She likes playin Chaser, she also likes Keeper

My girl's a hot girl

A broom rider who needs a really good opponent

Hufflepuff you wouldn't wanna meet her

She hates you Slytherin so you better run for cover

My girl's a hot girl

A Quidditch girl and she's playin the whole world

Ravenclaw call St. Mungos,

Quidditch Robes instead of clothes

Bludgers, Quaffles, the Snitch too she wants the Cup, she wants the Cup

And everywhere we go she signs autographs constantly

But that's okay 'cause I know, I know

I know my baby would do anything for me, yeah

Hufflepuff you wouldn't wanna meet her

She hates you Slytherin so you better run for cover

My girl's a hot girl

A Quidditch girl and she's playin the whole world

I said!

Ravenclaw call St. Mungos,

Quidditch Robes instead of clothes

Bludgers, Quaffles, the Snitch too she wants the Cup

She the Cup, she wants the Cup

ohhhh ohhhh ohhhh ohhhh ohhhh ohhhh

Don't you know that all I really want is you?

Gotta know that all I really want is you!!!

Ravenclaw call St. Mungos

Quidditch Robes instead of clothes

Bludgers, Quaffles, the Snitch too she wants the Cup, she wants the Cup

Ravenclaw call St. Mungos,

Quidditch Robes instead of clothes

Bludgers, Quaffles, the Snitch too she wants the Cup, she wants the Cup

***End!***

A/N: Ahhh... the watermelon is coming back again! I have a few seconds before he gets me. So here's some notes for ya. * Cookies to everyone who reviews. * Jackie: Mmmm Steak! Lol. * This is kinda written in one of Jackie's RP characters (Kevin's) POV. Toward Rachel of course. * Please review! * Oh yeah, and if you haven't heard the real song - "Riot Girl" - you probably won't understand it. So go get Good Charlotte's album "The Young and the Hopeless" and listen to track #9!