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Long forgotten disclaimer: I do not own Donny Jepp; only his name. He is the property
of my sister. Read The Forgotten Pyramid on fictionpress by Codi.


Teenyboppers of the Like, Caribbean

Chapter XIII


"-Hey, waits a minute!" Jepp interceding, cutting ZC off.

"What!?" ZC shot at him.

"Anamaria clearly stated in paragraph 41, lines's one and two of chapter nine that I's
would be knowing hows to set everything straight!" he said in a matter-of-fact tone.
ZC blinked and rummaged through her pockets to retrieve the folded chapters and fished
out the page Donny had been talking about.

"Yeah, but - honestly! I wrote that out of confusion! I was-" ZC was interrupted by a
sudden bolt of lightning which picked her up off the island and whisked her away.
Everyone was joyous.

"Alls right, settle down," Donny said, taking authority over the whole situation.

"Tell us how to like - get home already!" Mimi shouted, storming over to Jepp and pulling
him up by the collar. "If I have to like live one more minute on this awful island-"

"-Try being stranded on one-" Jack muttered under his breath.

"-I'm going to like - scream or cry or something! And - and - why did Jessica have to take
the hot and sexy cowboy!?" Mimi finished, finally throwing herself on the ground and
sobbing hysterically.

"Some are more fortunate-looking than you, hon'," Jessica said calmly from her seat on
the cowboy.

"Bitch!" Mimi shrieked, leaping at Jessica. Jessica instantly dropped her cowboy, and
Mimi and she were immediately consumed in a heated catfight to the death of their hair.

"Well, actually," Jepp said, thoughtfully. "I don't know how yous all are going to get
home."

"Oh, I don't care anymore!" Jill said, cheerily clasping to Jack's arm.

"I do!" Tiffany shot. "You mean to tell me like you have no idea how me, Jessica and Mimi
are getting back to the future!?"

"Sorrys?" Jepp shrugged. "I'll give you all 10% discount coupons for your next private
flight, if it'll make you any happier; I'm a pilot, yous be knowi-"

"I just want to get home!" Tiffany shouted. "I don't WANT - wait, did you say private
flight?" She skipped up to Jepp, who happily gave her the little slip of paper.

"Jill, darling," Jack said, scouting the surroundings. Mimi had just made a wild jab for
Jessica's eyes, while the cowboy stood back in fear. Tiffany hung off Donny Jepp.
"I truly believe you'd be safer joining my crew than going back with those crazy lasses."

"How did you survive living with them on your ship for so long?" Jill muttered,
sarcastically.

"I am Jack Sparrow!" he guffawed, as if that explained everything, which it did.

"Yeah, that's bloody lovely to know!" Oswald the butler shouted back hysterically,
obviously recovered from his sudden, yet brief, absence from his conscious state of
mind.

"One problem, mate," Anamaria sighed. "We're not exactly in our right time either. It's
not like we can just go back through the hurricane and expect to end up back in the
real Caribbean."

"So we need Donny Jepp after all," Jill said.

"He's the only one who can put things straight?" Jack snorted.

"Damn," the whole crew muttered under their breath.

"But I believe we can think of something!" Jack said. "The shoes!" he shouted.

"What?" Jill asked.

"Mimi's shoes, which brought her here in the first place! Perhaps they work backwards
here in the Bermuda Triangle!" Jack sprinted up to Mimi, who was yelping repeated cries
of "ow" as Jessica was undoubtedly winning this chick fight, a firm grasp on Mimi's hair.
"'Scuse me, love," Jack grunted, prying Mimi away from Jessica with one fell swipe.
Mimi gave a loud shout of "Argh!" as many strands of her hair were left in Jessica's fist.

"Jack, are you sure this is the best way to handle…" Jill started, but gave up, just
watching as he flipped Mimi upside down, tore off her shoes as she gave a protesting
squeal, and flipped her back over. She darted straight back to Jessica and leapt on her
back, beginning to strangle her.

"Here are the shoes," Jack said, tromping back over to Anamaria and Jill.

"Well, click them, or something!" Jill said, impatiently. Jack clicked them. Nothing
happened.

"I think you have to be wearing them," Anamaria said, stifling a laugh.

"YOU wear them!" Jack said defensively, thrusting the shoes into Anamaria's arms.

"Not if you were to threaten me with my life," she said, seriously, dropping the girly
shoes as if they were poison.

"Oh, come off it, you guys!" Jill sighed. "I'll put them on!" She pulled off her Egyptian
sandals and slid the shoes on. She clicked the shoes and stated clearly; "I wish Jack
Sparrow, his crew, and I were transported back to the Caribbean of their time, and that
Tiffany, Jessica, and Mimi were taken back to theirs!" Nothing happened. "I don't get
it!" she muttered, ripping off the shoes for all they were worth and chucking them as far
as she could.

"Ouch!" Donny shouted as the shoes hit him in the head. "Hey, these be pret-ty
styling…"

"My truck's tires are small, but my heart is very large," the cowboy sang sweetly to
Jessica, who was gasping for air on the ground beside Mimi, who had exhausted herself
as well. Both girls lay defeated with many a scratch.

Suddenly, there was a whoosh of air and a sudden loud bang which resulted in the
confusion of everyone.

"Ahhhhhh!" Tiffany shouted as all she could see was a blinding light. The blinding light
soon faded into a familiar bedroom. She stood shocked.

"AH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH!" Jessica shrieked in panic, who was in the bedroom as well.
"My cowboy! Where is he!?! NOOOOOOO!" She collapsed on Mimi's bed and sobbed
away.

"OMG, you guys! We're home!" Mimi shouted with glee, bouncing up from amidst a pile
of pink and fuzzy things. Tiffany and Mimi hugged each other and began to cry and wipe
at their dripping mascara, as Jessica continued to sob into Mimi's pillow.


Meanwhile, somewhere in Texas…


The sun was setting upon the dusty desert. A cactus grew tall and mighty and cast a
shadow upon a lone cowboy who wore his hat over his eyes while he played his guitar
on the tailgate of his dirty truck, and his rust-colored dog sat obediently at his side,
panting in the heat.

"Oh, I'm sitting on the tailgate of my truck with my dog at my side by a cactus on the eve
of a fine day in the dusty - dust - dusty land of Texas! Near a ranch with my-"

"Amos! Amos, you come back here and wash up for dinner, boy!"

"-with my ma and my pa with his shotgun on the porch!" he sang. His dog howled at
the moon.


Meanwhile, in the Caribbean…


"Jack! We're back on the Black Pearl!" Jill squealed with delight.

"Without the teenyboppers!" Anamaria shouted. Everyone cheered.

"The world is right again," Jack said, taking a huge breath of warm air and squinting
into the distance where the ocean stretched to the horizon.

"But, I wonder… How DID the world get right again?" Jill asked.


Meanwhile, in the Bermuda Triangle…


"So I says, I's landing here. My boss says land here, I's land here," Jepp said.

"That's all very interesting, but-" Oswald started.

"Bring me another Martini! And don't yous interrupt! Anyways, so I's done dat and
all of a sudden dis guy comes up that looks like a debate coach or something and
puts his filthy arm on my window-"

"Do you want that-"

"-ANYWAYS! So I'm - I'm just sittin' there listening to dis creep blab about some
crap, when the helicopter starts spinnin' and BOOM! I don't know how it happened,
but I'm here and-"

"But don't you remember anything?" Oswald asked, exasperated. "The teenyboppers?
The Black Pearl?"

"What, now dat's a load of crap! All I's be knowing is dat I gots me a pair of really
styling shoes here, and here I am!"








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