~~ The Plan ~~ The Practice ~~
A/N: I'm so sorry for my negligence but my mom traveled and I was at my aunts so I couldn't upload. I'm sorry for uploading the last chapter wrong. I'll update the next reall quickly. IN the first part of the fic I used to upload one every day.
Thank you so much for all the reviews! Kris! Thanks for what you said, though I don't know what my writing style is, I'm glad you like it! Love you all guys! Please enjoy and review!
"So Harry, what do you wanted to tell us?"
Ron asked anxiously after Harry dragged them back inside. Percy went back to his room and Charlie and Bill were talking to their parents, after all they hadn't seen each other in quite a while, but Fred and George insisted on hearing what Harry had to say, and he didn't actually think it was a bad idea.
"Well..it's something about Malfoy." He started with an evil grin. After about an our laughter and jaws hanging were all you could hear and see of the conversation, besides the fact that they all started to make up situations were Malfoy would fall in love with Neville and kneel asking for forgiveness but Neville would by then be dating a gorgeous girl.
"No, no, he'll ask Crabbe and Goyle to give him love advices!" Ron laughed.
"Yeah, but.doesn't he has a thing with that Americansweetie?" Hermione asked.
"And who said that you have to be a girl to be sweet?" Ginny answered making everybody laugh.
"Yeah! You remember when he said "that's my girl" and she said "I'm not your GIRL, don't you?!" Ron asked.
"How do you know about that?" Hermione asked.
"Just as you do. I watched, but once I got to get in too! My nick was Chesschampion!" Ron said and Hermione's eyes widened.
"I spoke to you! WitchGirl!!! By Merlin I hated you there! And we both said we liked other people but weren't sure!" They both stared a little but then burst into laughter.
"This internet thing is quite eventful.don't you want to show me?" Fred asked.
"Yeah right! Fred and George would become hackers and send virus to everyone all the time!" Harry said.
"Or worse, chain letters!" Hermione said making them both laugh, but the others in the room just stared thinking about letter's with chains.
"Damn! Just when things get good I won't go to Hogwarts anymore!" George said.
"Ok..George actually wants to be in Hogwarts.and study? I'm scared...where's Snape? It's got to be something with him." Ron said.
"Ok, now back to the matter, how do we blackmail Malfoy?" Ginny asked.
"Well, we could start with him using muggle things and live the Crabbe, Goyle bomb for a better moment." Hermione said.
"Yeah, but he would just deny it. Both things." Ginny said and suddenly Hermione's eyes lit up like if she had found an old book.
"Americansweetie is "in love" with Malfoy...and a..i don't doubt she saved all those.private chat rooms they had..we could talk to her, make a good excuse for her to help us." Hermione said.
"Bloody brilliant!!" Ron hugged her.
"Even though.we still have to start with the fact he uses muggle entertainment..and we need that to spread around.but we need proves." Harry said and the twins smirked.
"If we were there this year we could do it ourselves, but we can't so, what you have to do is make some reeeeeally found of gossip person, probably a girl, to see that the BlondGod is Malfoy and she'll spread the rumor, but if it's more then one it's better." Fred said voicing his brother's thoughts.
Ginny and Hermione just glanced at each other in silent agreement.
"What?" Ron and Harry asked together.
"Do the names Parvati, Lavender and Padma say anything to you?" They all sort of smirked together(creepy).
"But how do we do that?" Ginny asked.
"There's only one way. Show them the internet." Harry said.
"But how?" Ginny went on.
"You'll have to sacrifice yourselves.and ask them over I'm afraid." Harry said smiling at Ginny's desperation.
"We'll.you see, I saw their faces while hmm Harry sort of.blurted out all the sugar in the world during the Ball, and they seemed quite excited about it. Ask them to come and say you'll talk about boys. They'll make an interrogatory, but they'll come in a second." Ron said.
"Plus we got to make them jealous the two book worms have boyfriends and they don't!" Hermione said making Ginny smile.
"Oh wel..ok..but do they have to sleep here?" Ginny asked and they all groaned.
"Unfortunately I think so." Hermione said.
"Oh well, we got to do what we got to do!"
Fred said messing Ginny's hair and leaving the room with George to go make so jokes to play on the guests, after all if they were after a boyfriend it would be the easiest thing they ever did, to trick them.
Ginny and Hermione got up and went to Ginny's room to write a letter to the three girls. Two letters in fact once two of them lived together, but the contents were the same.
[I] Dear Parvati, Lavender and Padma, Hermione(Granger) and I Ginny Weasley feel it would be very nice to straighten the friendship between the Gryffindor girls(though Padma is not a Gryffindor it will be nice anyway) and thought it would be a good opportunity to do it, once there is much to talk about, such as .boys! And also we have some quite devastating news on Draco Malfoy you might like to hear it and prove it to be truth. We were wondering if you have any interest on learning to use the internet(a muggle way of entertainment) where you can make lot's of friends and meet boys? WE anxiously wait for your replies. If you do accept you can use floo powder(say The Burrow) and you shall be here. You can also sleep over though the house is small. Best wishes from, Ginny and Hermione. [/I]
Hermione tied the two letters to her own owl. She knew she'd be much faster than if she had given Errol and Pig a letter each.
"Hermione don't you think those 'best wishes' were a little too formal?" Ginny asked.
"Well, don't you think that "kisses from your dear friends' would be a little to pushy?" She asked.
"I guess so."
About fifteen minutes later Hermione's owl came back followed by a grey one. Ginny untied the letter the strange owl had and gave both owls water.
"It's from Parvati and Padma."
[I] Dear Ginny and Hermione, We would truly love to go over there to talk, and our parents gave permition for a sleep over. We will be there tomorrow around 14 o'clock. If there's something wrong with that please let us know. If you don't answer we'll take it as it is all right. We owled Lavender about the time we'd get here. Kisses from, Parvati and Padma.[/I]
"Yeah, you we right. It's too pushy." Ginny said and noticed a new owl arriving. This one was brown with some black feathers and looked quite tired. Ginny untied the letter from the owl and repeated the process of giving water and then reading the letter.
[I] Dear Ginny and Hermione, I'd like that very much. I must admit I'm very curious and have many questions to ask you(Ginny) about you and Harry, if you don't mind me asking. And also about Hermione and Ronald I think. I received an owl from Parvati saying she'll be there around 14 o'clock, my parents gave me permition so I guess I'll be there around that time too. Best wishes to you girls too, Lavender[/I]
"Why is it that Lavender sounds so much more truthful.and almost cool?" Ginny asked.
"That's a mystery of science. It's not like I don't like them ,they're just.nosy and ..we'll jealous, but it would truly be nice if they got more friendly with us." Hermione said.
"Yeah, and I guess the fact that we're both dating helped a bit." Ginny giggled.
"I guess it did." Hermione giggled too.
"Why don't we go down again to talk with the boys and tell the news?" Ginny offered.
"Sounds good. I really wish that if Malfoy is gay I'll be there to see Pansy's face when she finds out." Hermione said changing the subject completely.
Ginny smiled. "Hell yeah."
The girls went back down and talked with the boys(and kissed too.come on! We're all under Merlin's protection) and laughed more because of Malfoy. When it was around midnight they said goodbye and went to bed.
Ginny and the others were sitting on the living room waiting for the guests t oarrive when three dusted girls showed up on the fire place. Hermione expected them to pull faces at the simplicity of the house but none of them did(except Padma, but she was actually looking at her dirty robe).
"Oh hello girls! Welcome to our humble house. I have some things to do, but feel at home." Molly said greeting the girls and the three smiled.
"Hi Ginny!" Lavender said running out of the fire place to greet the red haired girl. Ron and Harry arched their eyebrows and exchanged a glance.
"Hello! I'm glad you all made it. Come on, let's go up to my room. Let me help you with your bags." Ginny said noticing they were really big for a mere sleep over but keeping it shut.
"Oh thanks! I'm dying to ask you everything!" Lavender said again. She seemed very excited about the whole thing.
Once they were in Ginny's room where three more magical beds had been settled the gossip started.
"Ginny you have no idea how I wish I had a boyfriend like that! I so heard everything he said to you on that Ball!" Parvati said.
"Yeah, and you Hermione! You and Ron finally got together." Padma said a little disdainful.
"So ah." The two girls where shot by thousands of questions like that, all at once.
"Well, but the question that need answer the most is: Who is that jenny girl?" Lavender asked making Ginny blush. She seemed to be, from the three girls the one that was more tuned on what happened.
"Well, that's a long story." Ginny said.
"And we have a lot of time to hear!" Parvati said. The girls still looked stuck up, but that horrible image Hermione and Ginny had started to form about those girls was beginning to break.
Ginny actually felt glad someone was interested in her and cheerily started the tale of Jenny and Henry. And by the end of it the three guest were looking at her like you'd look at a movie star(if you're a muggle).
"That's so cool!!!!" Padma gave herself away. She was the one taking more time to adjust.
"Yeah! And Hermione actually fought with Ron online without knowing it was him and admitted she liked a boy she thought hated her and he did the same!" Ginny said making Hermione blush, but the older girl didn't really mind.
"Wow! We totally want to learn how to use this thing!" Lavender voiced their thoughts.
"We'll teach you, but before we have to tell you Malfoy's tale." Hermione mocked.
"Yeah! I wanna hear it! He might be cute but he's so rot inside he's looks don't help a bit!" Parvati said.
* I'm starting to like this girl * Ginny and Hermione thought.
After about half an hour they were over telling the whole story.
"That's why we need you to get in that chat as yourselves and make Malfoy get caught. If we do it no one will believe, after all everyone knows we hate each other." Hermione explained.
"You can sure count on me for that." Lavender said with a smirk.
"Me too." Parvati said with an excited smiled.
"I guess it'd be cool to tear him down." Padma answered.
"Good." Ginny and Hermione said smiling at each other.
"Now to the computers." Hermione said while she and Ginny pulled the two laptops out of the bed at the same time, as if they had agreed.
"It's time to act!" Lavender said. "Sorry." She said with a half smile at the arched eyebrows of the other four girls.
"Yeah I guess it is. Press this button over here." Hermione said. Ginny teaching(what she knew) to lavender and Hermione who know more of it to the twins.
"Malfoy better watch his back!" Padma said.
"You really hate him don't you?" Ginny asked noticing this wasn't the first time she used a rough tone to talk about the boy.
"Yeah, she kind of had a crush on him and he dismissed her." Parvati said.
"Shut up Parvati!"
"It's ok Padma, we'll bring him down." Ginny said with an evil smile that would make You-Know-Who proud.
"We're connected." Hermione warned/
TBC.
HA HA HA!! I'm an evil being!!! Or so I like you to think.I always end up doing what you want don't I(When it's on my reach of course)?
A/N: I'm so sorry for my negligence but my mom traveled and I was at my aunts so I couldn't upload. I'm sorry for uploading the last chapter wrong. I'll update the next reall quickly. IN the first part of the fic I used to upload one every day.
Thank you so much for all the reviews! Kris! Thanks for what you said, though I don't know what my writing style is, I'm glad you like it! Love you all guys! Please enjoy and review!
"So Harry, what do you wanted to tell us?"
Ron asked anxiously after Harry dragged them back inside. Percy went back to his room and Charlie and Bill were talking to their parents, after all they hadn't seen each other in quite a while, but Fred and George insisted on hearing what Harry had to say, and he didn't actually think it was a bad idea.
"Well..it's something about Malfoy." He started with an evil grin. After about an our laughter and jaws hanging were all you could hear and see of the conversation, besides the fact that they all started to make up situations were Malfoy would fall in love with Neville and kneel asking for forgiveness but Neville would by then be dating a gorgeous girl.
"No, no, he'll ask Crabbe and Goyle to give him love advices!" Ron laughed.
"Yeah, but.doesn't he has a thing with that Americansweetie?" Hermione asked.
"And who said that you have to be a girl to be sweet?" Ginny answered making everybody laugh.
"Yeah! You remember when he said "that's my girl" and she said "I'm not your GIRL, don't you?!" Ron asked.
"How do you know about that?" Hermione asked.
"Just as you do. I watched, but once I got to get in too! My nick was Chesschampion!" Ron said and Hermione's eyes widened.
"I spoke to you! WitchGirl!!! By Merlin I hated you there! And we both said we liked other people but weren't sure!" They both stared a little but then burst into laughter.
"This internet thing is quite eventful.don't you want to show me?" Fred asked.
"Yeah right! Fred and George would become hackers and send virus to everyone all the time!" Harry said.
"Or worse, chain letters!" Hermione said making them both laugh, but the others in the room just stared thinking about letter's with chains.
"Damn! Just when things get good I won't go to Hogwarts anymore!" George said.
"Ok..George actually wants to be in Hogwarts.and study? I'm scared...where's Snape? It's got to be something with him." Ron said.
"Ok, now back to the matter, how do we blackmail Malfoy?" Ginny asked.
"Well, we could start with him using muggle things and live the Crabbe, Goyle bomb for a better moment." Hermione said.
"Yeah, but he would just deny it. Both things." Ginny said and suddenly Hermione's eyes lit up like if she had found an old book.
"Americansweetie is "in love" with Malfoy...and a..i don't doubt she saved all those.private chat rooms they had..we could talk to her, make a good excuse for her to help us." Hermione said.
"Bloody brilliant!!" Ron hugged her.
"Even though.we still have to start with the fact he uses muggle entertainment..and we need that to spread around.but we need proves." Harry said and the twins smirked.
"If we were there this year we could do it ourselves, but we can't so, what you have to do is make some reeeeeally found of gossip person, probably a girl, to see that the BlondGod is Malfoy and she'll spread the rumor, but if it's more then one it's better." Fred said voicing his brother's thoughts.
Ginny and Hermione just glanced at each other in silent agreement.
"What?" Ron and Harry asked together.
"Do the names Parvati, Lavender and Padma say anything to you?" They all sort of smirked together(creepy).
"But how do we do that?" Ginny asked.
"There's only one way. Show them the internet." Harry said.
"But how?" Ginny went on.
"You'll have to sacrifice yourselves.and ask them over I'm afraid." Harry said smiling at Ginny's desperation.
"We'll.you see, I saw their faces while hmm Harry sort of.blurted out all the sugar in the world during the Ball, and they seemed quite excited about it. Ask them to come and say you'll talk about boys. They'll make an interrogatory, but they'll come in a second." Ron said.
"Plus we got to make them jealous the two book worms have boyfriends and they don't!" Hermione said making Ginny smile.
"Oh wel..ok..but do they have to sleep here?" Ginny asked and they all groaned.
"Unfortunately I think so." Hermione said.
"Oh well, we got to do what we got to do!"
Fred said messing Ginny's hair and leaving the room with George to go make so jokes to play on the guests, after all if they were after a boyfriend it would be the easiest thing they ever did, to trick them.
Ginny and Hermione got up and went to Ginny's room to write a letter to the three girls. Two letters in fact once two of them lived together, but the contents were the same.
[I] Dear Parvati, Lavender and Padma, Hermione(Granger) and I Ginny Weasley feel it would be very nice to straighten the friendship between the Gryffindor girls(though Padma is not a Gryffindor it will be nice anyway) and thought it would be a good opportunity to do it, once there is much to talk about, such as .boys! And also we have some quite devastating news on Draco Malfoy you might like to hear it and prove it to be truth. We were wondering if you have any interest on learning to use the internet(a muggle way of entertainment) where you can make lot's of friends and meet boys? WE anxiously wait for your replies. If you do accept you can use floo powder(say The Burrow) and you shall be here. You can also sleep over though the house is small. Best wishes from, Ginny and Hermione. [/I]
Hermione tied the two letters to her own owl. She knew she'd be much faster than if she had given Errol and Pig a letter each.
"Hermione don't you think those 'best wishes' were a little too formal?" Ginny asked.
"Well, don't you think that "kisses from your dear friends' would be a little to pushy?" She asked.
"I guess so."
About fifteen minutes later Hermione's owl came back followed by a grey one. Ginny untied the letter the strange owl had and gave both owls water.
"It's from Parvati and Padma."
[I] Dear Ginny and Hermione, We would truly love to go over there to talk, and our parents gave permition for a sleep over. We will be there tomorrow around 14 o'clock. If there's something wrong with that please let us know. If you don't answer we'll take it as it is all right. We owled Lavender about the time we'd get here. Kisses from, Parvati and Padma.[/I]
"Yeah, you we right. It's too pushy." Ginny said and noticed a new owl arriving. This one was brown with some black feathers and looked quite tired. Ginny untied the letter from the owl and repeated the process of giving water and then reading the letter.
[I] Dear Ginny and Hermione, I'd like that very much. I must admit I'm very curious and have many questions to ask you(Ginny) about you and Harry, if you don't mind me asking. And also about Hermione and Ronald I think. I received an owl from Parvati saying she'll be there around 14 o'clock, my parents gave me permition so I guess I'll be there around that time too. Best wishes to you girls too, Lavender[/I]
"Why is it that Lavender sounds so much more truthful.and almost cool?" Ginny asked.
"That's a mystery of science. It's not like I don't like them ,they're just.nosy and ..we'll jealous, but it would truly be nice if they got more friendly with us." Hermione said.
"Yeah, and I guess the fact that we're both dating helped a bit." Ginny giggled.
"I guess it did." Hermione giggled too.
"Why don't we go down again to talk with the boys and tell the news?" Ginny offered.
"Sounds good. I really wish that if Malfoy is gay I'll be there to see Pansy's face when she finds out." Hermione said changing the subject completely.
Ginny smiled. "Hell yeah."
The girls went back down and talked with the boys(and kissed too.come on! We're all under Merlin's protection) and laughed more because of Malfoy. When it was around midnight they said goodbye and went to bed.
Ginny and the others were sitting on the living room waiting for the guests t oarrive when three dusted girls showed up on the fire place. Hermione expected them to pull faces at the simplicity of the house but none of them did(except Padma, but she was actually looking at her dirty robe).
"Oh hello girls! Welcome to our humble house. I have some things to do, but feel at home." Molly said greeting the girls and the three smiled.
"Hi Ginny!" Lavender said running out of the fire place to greet the red haired girl. Ron and Harry arched their eyebrows and exchanged a glance.
"Hello! I'm glad you all made it. Come on, let's go up to my room. Let me help you with your bags." Ginny said noticing they were really big for a mere sleep over but keeping it shut.
"Oh thanks! I'm dying to ask you everything!" Lavender said again. She seemed very excited about the whole thing.
Once they were in Ginny's room where three more magical beds had been settled the gossip started.
"Ginny you have no idea how I wish I had a boyfriend like that! I so heard everything he said to you on that Ball!" Parvati said.
"Yeah, and you Hermione! You and Ron finally got together." Padma said a little disdainful.
"So ah." The two girls where shot by thousands of questions like that, all at once.
"Well, but the question that need answer the most is: Who is that jenny girl?" Lavender asked making Ginny blush. She seemed to be, from the three girls the one that was more tuned on what happened.
"Well, that's a long story." Ginny said.
"And we have a lot of time to hear!" Parvati said. The girls still looked stuck up, but that horrible image Hermione and Ginny had started to form about those girls was beginning to break.
Ginny actually felt glad someone was interested in her and cheerily started the tale of Jenny and Henry. And by the end of it the three guest were looking at her like you'd look at a movie star(if you're a muggle).
"That's so cool!!!!" Padma gave herself away. She was the one taking more time to adjust.
"Yeah! And Hermione actually fought with Ron online without knowing it was him and admitted she liked a boy she thought hated her and he did the same!" Ginny said making Hermione blush, but the older girl didn't really mind.
"Wow! We totally want to learn how to use this thing!" Lavender voiced their thoughts.
"We'll teach you, but before we have to tell you Malfoy's tale." Hermione mocked.
"Yeah! I wanna hear it! He might be cute but he's so rot inside he's looks don't help a bit!" Parvati said.
* I'm starting to like this girl * Ginny and Hermione thought.
After about half an hour they were over telling the whole story.
"That's why we need you to get in that chat as yourselves and make Malfoy get caught. If we do it no one will believe, after all everyone knows we hate each other." Hermione explained.
"You can sure count on me for that." Lavender said with a smirk.
"Me too." Parvati said with an excited smiled.
"I guess it'd be cool to tear him down." Padma answered.
"Good." Ginny and Hermione said smiling at each other.
"Now to the computers." Hermione said while she and Ginny pulled the two laptops out of the bed at the same time, as if they had agreed.
"It's time to act!" Lavender said. "Sorry." She said with a half smile at the arched eyebrows of the other four girls.
"Yeah I guess it is. Press this button over here." Hermione said. Ginny teaching(what she knew) to lavender and Hermione who know more of it to the twins.
"Malfoy better watch his back!" Padma said.
"You really hate him don't you?" Ginny asked noticing this wasn't the first time she used a rough tone to talk about the boy.
"Yeah, she kind of had a crush on him and he dismissed her." Parvati said.
"Shut up Parvati!"
"It's ok Padma, we'll bring him down." Ginny said with an evil smile that would make You-Know-Who proud.
"We're connected." Hermione warned/
TBC.
HA HA HA!! I'm an evil being!!! Or so I like you to think.I always end up doing what you want don't I(When it's on my reach of course)?
