A/N: This chapter is kinda schizo, so forgive us. Because within my single body there are two other personalities, named Megan and Laurie. That's not actually true, those two people have completely separate bodies, and are my best friends, but hey I scared you for a minute didn't I? Well, anyway, they helped out with the writing of the next couple chappies, 'cause we were all at Meg's house the other day, and I had them read it and they wanted to change and add. I let them do quite a bit, though it was mostly Laurie. Megan contributed an idea and added to one line. But that's okay, I don't mind, there my friends and I value their opinions.

These next few chappies are also kinda short, but, we'll get to some meatier stuff later, and you can't exactly complain about the last one now can you?

Disclaimer: There once was a writer named Quinn, with her ideas she nothing would win, so she stole from another, who wasn't her brother, and put this disclaimer in.

Chapter 2: You Perv!!!!!

Hermione walked through Draco's room on the way to the giant Jacuzzi tub in his bathroom. She had an old-fashioned claw foot tub in her bathroom. She loved it, but she wanted to use the jets, as her neck had been really bothering her lately. She could, of course, change her tub, but this way she had an excuse to organize everything and use his soap. It smelled distinctly masculine, but it smelled like him and she loved it.

Draco watched her clean his room from his place on the bed. Every once in awhile she'd look at him and smile, or maybe glare, depending on what she was currently picking up. After about twenty minutes, she went to take her bath.

After the tub was filled, Hermione slipped into the hot water. She turned the jets on high, put on her headphones, and blasted Linkin Park. There were about 4 inches of bubbles on top of the water, and they covered enough that she was pretty much decent.

Hermione closed her eyes and turned her Discman up a little higher.

Her headphones were, in fact, loud enough that she didn't notice Draco enter the room.

He paused at the door, smiling. Draco walked over and sat down on the edge of the tub.

She still hadn't noticed his presence, so he carefully leaned forward and kissed her gently on the tip of her nose. She jumped and her eyes snapped open. "You perv!" she shrieked. He immediately jumped off the side of the tub and headed for the door. A bar of soap aimed at his retreating form smashed against the doorframe.

A/N: Yes, I know it was short, but I only have so much time to dedicate to this fic. And at least I didn't just leave y'all hanging for weeks at a time like some other writers I know do.

Laterz, and have a nice day. Or don't. It's completely up to you.

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