Disclaimer: Writing all these disclaimers is giving me carpal tunnel
syndrome. People are dumb.
A/N: Another short chappie, but I'm putting this one and chap. 5 up at the same time. So don't complain, or I'll wait a really long time before I post the next one. Which I have all written and just need to type, and is fairly long. I have the power here and I adore it, so don't complain. All four of you who are actually reading this, that is. You guys aren't allowed to complain, oh, and by the way thank you all of my reviewers, and I'm planning on doing a section for review thank you's and answers to questions and stuff, so review and be recognized. You know what I found out today? OIDIA and me are on somebody's favorites! I was shocked, so thank you very much, !
Chapter Four: I May Have to Buy Her a Really Big Present at Some Point
Draco went to his room, and laid down on his bed. He heard Hermione leave her room and go to the small kitchen area to make lunch.
About half an hour later Hermione yelled, "Foods done!"
"I'm not hungry!"
"Liar." She was standing at his bedroom door. "Just because I'm angry doesn't mean I'm going to poison you. I'm not ~that~ angry."
Draco rolled over and looked at her, pain and anger evident in his eyes. "You make me mad. I don't get you at all. One minute you're furious at me, and the next you're making fun of me."
"I'm your girlfriend. It's part of the job description. The contract clearly states that I "must make the my male counterpart as confused and frustrated as possible on a regular basis.' Otherwise, you'd have so much ego we'd need the entire hotel to make room for it. Plus, you'd be very difficult to snog with a head that big."
"Well, stop! Change the farking contract! Jeez!"
She left, shaking her head.
(A/N: I should end it here, but that would be ~really~ mean. So.)
He rolled over onto his back and glared at the ceiling for an hour and a half. He would have continued, but he fell asleep.
As he lapsed into unconsciousness, he thought, 'I may have to buy her a really big present at some point.'
A/N: Hee hee.
Thank you for reviews everyone!
A/N: Another short chappie, but I'm putting this one and chap. 5 up at the same time. So don't complain, or I'll wait a really long time before I post the next one. Which I have all written and just need to type, and is fairly long. I have the power here and I adore it, so don't complain. All four of you who are actually reading this, that is. You guys aren't allowed to complain, oh, and by the way thank you all of my reviewers, and I'm planning on doing a section for review thank you's and answers to questions and stuff, so review and be recognized. You know what I found out today? OIDIA and me are on somebody's favorites! I was shocked, so thank you very much, !
Chapter Four: I May Have to Buy Her a Really Big Present at Some Point
Draco went to his room, and laid down on his bed. He heard Hermione leave her room and go to the small kitchen area to make lunch.
About half an hour later Hermione yelled, "Foods done!"
"I'm not hungry!"
"Liar." She was standing at his bedroom door. "Just because I'm angry doesn't mean I'm going to poison you. I'm not ~that~ angry."
Draco rolled over and looked at her, pain and anger evident in his eyes. "You make me mad. I don't get you at all. One minute you're furious at me, and the next you're making fun of me."
"I'm your girlfriend. It's part of the job description. The contract clearly states that I "must make the my male counterpart as confused and frustrated as possible on a regular basis.' Otherwise, you'd have so much ego we'd need the entire hotel to make room for it. Plus, you'd be very difficult to snog with a head that big."
"Well, stop! Change the farking contract! Jeez!"
She left, shaking her head.
(A/N: I should end it here, but that would be ~really~ mean. So.)
He rolled over onto his back and glared at the ceiling for an hour and a half. He would have continued, but he fell asleep.
As he lapsed into unconsciousness, he thought, 'I may have to buy her a really big present at some point.'
A/N: Hee hee.
Thank you for reviews everyone!