Disclaimer: I do not own Sailor Moon. I do not own Mountain Dew. I do not own Stefie (MorganaPendragon). I do not own Heatharrrr. however, I do own myself and Neko-chan (Comter)!!!!! ::Neko-chan gives me a look:: Well, I DO, don't I? ::Neko-chan nods his head resignedly:: HA-HAAA!!! I OWN YOU!!!!!! NOW, to a Dew-induced sugar high!

SCENE- Somewhere in the middle of the woods. no, a meadow! NO!! OMG, I got it! A HILL!!!! Yeah. on top of a hill!!!!! YAY!

TheBunny- ::suckin down some Dew:: Man, it's boring here. I know!!!!!! ::pulls out a glitter-covered star-thingie::

::POOFFFF! The Inner Senshi appear. and Mamoru::

Usagi- What in the---?

TB- Hi HI!!!!!! ::gulps more Dew::

M- Ummm. where are we?

TB- OMG!! MAMORU!!!! ::jumps on Mamo:: You are sooooooooo cool! I love you!!! Well, in a platonic way. I mean, if you ever wanted to, ya know. ::wink:: but of course, you DO have your Odango-Atama, who I lovingly stole my name from!

Usagi- ::whines:: Mamo-chan! What are you doing?

Makoto- ::laughs:: He's finally getting some action! ::punches Mamo on the arm:: You go wit' yo' bad self, boyeeeeeeeeee!

Usagi- What? Mako-chan!!!

TB- ::hops off Mamoru:: Hey, Usagi-chan. ever had Mountain Dew?

Usagi- ::shakes her head:: What is it?

TB- Aw, man!!!

Ami- NO DON'T DRINK IT!!!

Usagi, Rei, and Minako- WHY?!?

Ami- Unless you want Usagi-chan bouncing around like her ::jerks her thumb towards a mega-hyper Bunny, who is proceeding to throw Skittles in the air shouting "MAKE FIREWORKS, DAMMIT!":: I would strongly go against it.

Rei- ::looking down at the 20MILLION empty Dew bottles:: Good point.

Usagi- YOU JUSHT DON'T WANT ME TO HAVE ANY FUN!!!!! WAHHHHHHH!!!!!

::TheBunny has put her glitter-covered star-thingie down and Minako picks it up::

Minako- Hey, what's this thing? ::waves it around::

::PPPPOOOOOOFFFFFFF!!!! Stefie (MorganaPendragon) has appeared::

TB- STEFIEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stefie- Ummm. Bunny? What's going on here?

::looking around. The Bunny is still throwing Skittles, Minako has thrown the glitter-covered star-thingie down and is rolling down the hill, Rei is lighting stuff on fire (THE PYRO!!!!), Ami's doing some kinda weird school shit, Makoto is rawkin it out and trying to catch the Skittles, and Usagi has chugged a 2-liter Dew and is making out with Mamo's. TOE! Mamoru is jusht in shock. and enjoying the toe-lick::

TB- ::looks around:: . hmmm. nothing much.

Stefie- ::becomes ginormous and sprouts devil-horns:: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS POOR EXCUSE FOR A FANFIC!!! YOU DISGRACE ALL FANFIC WRITERS!!! ::keeps ranting::

Makoto- Does she have to do that? It's hurting mah head. can't you make her stop?

TB- hmmm. ::picks up the glitter-covered star-thingie and waves it, trying to poof Stefie out::

::POOOOOOOFFFFFF instead of Stefie gone, Michiru and Haruka appear. Michiru is dressed as the original Sailor Moon and Haruka is dressed as Tsukikage no Loser (Moonlight Knight)::

Ruka and Michi- .......

TB- AAAAAHHHH!!! YOU'RE SIIIICCKKK!!! SICK I TELL YOU!!!! SICK!!! KEEP YOUR STUPID SEXUAL FANTASIES TO YOURSELVES!!!!!!! ::waves glitter-covered star-thingie and Ruka and Michi go bye-bye::

Usagi- What just happened?

Mamoru- ::falls over dead, his retinas burnt out::

Usagi- MAMO-CHAN?!?!??? Ah, well. ::grabs his foot and drags him off::

Stefie- ::still ranting::

TB- Oh, Stefie. ::waves a can of whipped crem::

Stefie- O.O! ::shrinks to normal size:: YUMMY!!! ::grabs whipped cream and sits:: I think I'll write a poem. I'll call it Whipped Cream and the Horn of Gondor!

TB- ::dies and comes back to life:: YOU DO THAT!!!! ::picks up the glitter-covered star-thingie and waves it around::

::POOOOOFFF!!! Seiya, Yaten, and Taiki appear::

Seiya- What in the--? ::looks over the side of the hill where Usagi is standing next to a grave:: Usagi-chan. what happened?

Usagi- ::oddly cheery:: Oh, Mamo-chan died!

Seiya- YAY!! ::grabs Usagi and they proceed to make out::

Yaten- Disgusting.

TB- OOOOOOOOOO!!!! YATEN!!! ::glomps::

Yaten- ::sweat-drop::

Taiki- ::walks over to Stefie:: Whatcha writin?

Stefie- A poem. wanna read?

Taiki- YAY FOR POEMS!!! ::reads Stefie's poem::

Yaten- What's going on here?

TB- Look around, shexshay man!

::Yaten sweatdrops and looks around. Rei has succeeded in lighting Ami's books on fire, and she's running around while Rei is laughing her head off. Usagi and Seiya are in MAJOR make-out mode. Minako is poking Makoto, who has choked on a Skittle and pretended to die. Taiki and Stefie are talking poetry::

Yaten- Soooo. nothing much?

TB- YUP! ::looks at Yaten:: Hey, wanna go make out?

Yaten- NO!!! ::drops The Bunny:: aw, man. ::picks up the star-covered glitter-thingie:: What's this? ::waves it::

Everyone: NOOOO!!!!!!!

::POOOOFFFF!!! Heatharrrr appears, carrying a "Boycott MeatHeads" sign.::

Heatharrr: What is this? SHAVANNNNNAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

TB- No, Heatharrr. my name ish Bunny.

Heatharrr- ::sighs:: Whatever. What are you doing?

TB- ::innocently:: Nothing. writing fanfic.

Heatharrr- AAAHHH!!! FANFIC IS PORN FOR ENGLISH MAJORS!! ::waves her sign and everyone but Bunny goes POOF bye-bye::

TB- ::dropping to her knees:: NNOOOOOOO!!!!

::a POOOOFFFF and Yaten stands there with the glitter-covered star- thingie::

Yaten- heh. lucky I kept this thing. ::scoops up The Bunny:: Wanna go skru?

TB- SURE! ::waves glitter-covered star-thingie::

::POOOOOOFFFF YOU GO BYE-BYE!!!!::

::ppooofff Neko-chan pops in::

Neko- Hey, where'd everyone go? ::he picks up a ball of yarn and plays with it::

FIN!!!