This Takes Place In A Continuation Episode Of My Last Fan Fic, "My Number
One Pal"
(Jesse Enters Back Downstairs)
Jesse: Well you guys, I think it worked, Michelle now knows that I'll always love her no matter what
Joey: That's good Jess; I think she was just jealous about how you are going to soon have kids of your own
Danny: So Jess, have you and Becky given any thought to the twins names yet?
(Stephanie and DJ enter in their pajamas)
Stephanie: Just came to say goodnight
DJ: Yeah, and also to ask how it went tonight Uncle Jesse
Jesse: Well it worked out great, and I had some fun myself
Danny: Soon you'll be able to do that with your own kids
Jesse: Yeah well Danny, you see, I think of DJ, Stephanie, and Michelle as my own kids.
Joey: Yeah, your relationships with them changed a lot than how it was before we moved in here
DJ: Yeah Uncle Jesse, I mean before you stopped by maybe four times a year for Christmas and our birthdays, now you're always here
Joey: Which isn't always a good thing
(Jesse playfully smacks Joey in the head)
Stephanie: It's like we have three dads
DJ: Three people who care about us more than anything
Danny: Well we do girls, I mean, look how our family cares about each other
(Flashback to "Those Better Not Be The Days")
DJ: Excuse us. (To Stephanie) Did you happen to say 'thank you' for any of the things they did for us today ?
Stephanie: No, did you ?
DJ: No. So this game was to teach us a lesson. And you know what ? We needed one.
Stephanie: I think we owe them a couple of thousand thank you's. They walk back to the others.
DJ: We really blew it today.You guys do so much and you're so wonderful. And sometimes we just expect you to be wonderful and we forget to tell you how much we appreciate how wonderful you are. What we're trying to say is: you guys are really wonderful.
Stephanie: And I just want to say 'thank you', 'thanks', 'hey pal, good going', 'way to go chum', 'muchas gracias, amigo'.
DJ: Steph, just hug them
(Present)
Joey's Voice: And look at how much we all teach each other
(Flash Back to "A Pinch For A Pinch")
Jesse: I straightened out a few things with Michelle too. Tell your father what you learned.
Michelle: Uncle Jesse was wrong.
Danny: No kidding?
Jesse: Michelle, tell him what you learned after that.
Michelle: Uncle Jesse is a big jerk.
Danny: You taught her that too?
Jesse: Michelle, remember how we talked about no pinching, going to adults for help? Remember how we said we were going to use words to solve our problems?
Michelle: Yes I do. Buzz off Buck-O. (She starts out. Jesse grabs her)
Danny: You taught her "buzz off Buck -0? "
Jesse: At least she didn't pinch me.
Danny: Well, it sounds like we're making progress anyway. Jesse: Danny, I'm sorry. I should have talked all this stuff over with you before I turned Michelle into a preschool dropout. It won't happen again.
(Present)
Jesse: Yeah, we are really one big happy family
(Michelle runs down the stairs)
Michelle: Hello people!
Danny: Michelle, what are you doing up?
Michelle: I dunno, I wasn't sleepy
Jesse: Michelle, didn't you have fun tonight?
Michelle: Yea! Uncle Jesse took me to ouce cream!
Jesse: And while I was there I tried to teach her how to say it right.
Michelle: And then we saw a movie and there was a pretty teddy bear in it. Daddy, can Santa get that for Christmas this year?
Danny: Let's wait to see how much of a good girl you've been this year before Santa decides that
(Michelle smiles)
Danny: You girls it's starting to get late, and you all have school tomorrow
Michelle: Even me?
Joey: Yup Michelle, pre-school tomorrow
Michelle: okay
Danny: You girls take Michelle to bed, we'll be up soon
(The girls kiss the men goodnight)
(The next morning, we find Danny and Michelle eating pancakes)
Michelle: These are yummy pancakes Daddy
Danny: Thanks sweetie, I call them (French accent) "Pancake de la Daddy"
(Stephanie enters, in a rush)
Stephanie: By Michelle by Dad
Danny: Where are you going so early?
Stephanie: To school
Danny: You never leave early, especially for school
Stephanie: Well, Brett offered to walk with me, so I'm meeting him at his house soon
Danny: Fine, remember-
Stephanie: I know, just friends!
(Stephanie kisses Danny)
(DJ enters)
DJ: Dad! Kimmy and I need a job idea to make money for Uncle Jesse and Aunt Becky's twins when they're born
Danny: Well how about, well lets see, what can Kimmy do?
DJ: She can, well, ummm, maybe it'll be a solo organization
Michelle: I'll help!!!
DJ: that was very sweet of you Michelle, but this is a big girl job
(Michelle gets mad look on her face)
DJ: But you ARE a big girl, okay, I guess you can do it with me
Michelle: Let's call it Big Bird!
(Jesse and Joey are in the studio)
Jesse: Joey, I've been thinking, say something happens, like I'm not a good father?
Joey: Of course you'll be a good father!
Jesse: I know, I'm just thinking, what if?
Joey: Why?
Jesse: Because looking back before on how much we all care about each other, say my two kids feel like no one cares about them?
Joey: They have two loving parents, they'll never feel like that
Jesse: Oh, I hope not
Joey: I'm sure of it, (Pop Eye Laugh)
(DJ and Michelle are n the living room, and DJ is counting up money)
DJ: What's a better way to spend your birthday money on peole you love, Michelle?
Michelle: Spending it on cookies
DJ: Let's see, that makes $30.00 evenly. We can get..
Michelle: A million cookies!
DJ: No Michelle, we can get the twins two stuffed animals, one for each of them
Michelle: Good idea! Can I have a cookie?
(The whole family is at the dinner table)
Danny: Wow, look at this. All of us together, as one big happy family
DJ: And soon, they'll be an addition
(Becky smiles)
Jesse: You guys, me and Becky we're talking a few night ago, and we wanted to say, Thanks. You guys are helping us 100%, and now I'm sure that our twins will have a loving caring home. (Looks at Joey, Joey smiles)
Joey: We just happen to be one big bunch, a great loving family
DJ: Wait, I have something
(DJ runs into the living room and brings out two boxes with a bow on each. She hands them to Becky)
Becky: That's so sweet Deej
DJ: Yeah, me and Michelle picked out two stuffed animals for our new cousins
(Becky opens one box, Jesse the other. In it are two Elvis dolls)
Becky: Aww thanks girls, I'm sure they'll love these
Jesse: Wow Elvis! Nice hair
Michelle: This is a welcome present for our new cousins, even though I rather have spent it on cookies
(DJ nudges Michelle)
DJ: Michelle!
(Everyone laughs, and continues to eat)
FADES OUT
(Jesse Enters Back Downstairs)
Jesse: Well you guys, I think it worked, Michelle now knows that I'll always love her no matter what
Joey: That's good Jess; I think she was just jealous about how you are going to soon have kids of your own
Danny: So Jess, have you and Becky given any thought to the twins names yet?
(Stephanie and DJ enter in their pajamas)
Stephanie: Just came to say goodnight
DJ: Yeah, and also to ask how it went tonight Uncle Jesse
Jesse: Well it worked out great, and I had some fun myself
Danny: Soon you'll be able to do that with your own kids
Jesse: Yeah well Danny, you see, I think of DJ, Stephanie, and Michelle as my own kids.
Joey: Yeah, your relationships with them changed a lot than how it was before we moved in here
DJ: Yeah Uncle Jesse, I mean before you stopped by maybe four times a year for Christmas and our birthdays, now you're always here
Joey: Which isn't always a good thing
(Jesse playfully smacks Joey in the head)
Stephanie: It's like we have three dads
DJ: Three people who care about us more than anything
Danny: Well we do girls, I mean, look how our family cares about each other
(Flashback to "Those Better Not Be The Days")
DJ: Excuse us. (To Stephanie) Did you happen to say 'thank you' for any of the things they did for us today ?
Stephanie: No, did you ?
DJ: No. So this game was to teach us a lesson. And you know what ? We needed one.
Stephanie: I think we owe them a couple of thousand thank you's. They walk back to the others.
DJ: We really blew it today.You guys do so much and you're so wonderful. And sometimes we just expect you to be wonderful and we forget to tell you how much we appreciate how wonderful you are. What we're trying to say is: you guys are really wonderful.
Stephanie: And I just want to say 'thank you', 'thanks', 'hey pal, good going', 'way to go chum', 'muchas gracias, amigo'.
DJ: Steph, just hug them
(Present)
Joey's Voice: And look at how much we all teach each other
(Flash Back to "A Pinch For A Pinch")
Jesse: I straightened out a few things with Michelle too. Tell your father what you learned.
Michelle: Uncle Jesse was wrong.
Danny: No kidding?
Jesse: Michelle, tell him what you learned after that.
Michelle: Uncle Jesse is a big jerk.
Danny: You taught her that too?
Jesse: Michelle, remember how we talked about no pinching, going to adults for help? Remember how we said we were going to use words to solve our problems?
Michelle: Yes I do. Buzz off Buck-O. (She starts out. Jesse grabs her)
Danny: You taught her "buzz off Buck -0? "
Jesse: At least she didn't pinch me.
Danny: Well, it sounds like we're making progress anyway. Jesse: Danny, I'm sorry. I should have talked all this stuff over with you before I turned Michelle into a preschool dropout. It won't happen again.
(Present)
Jesse: Yeah, we are really one big happy family
(Michelle runs down the stairs)
Michelle: Hello people!
Danny: Michelle, what are you doing up?
Michelle: I dunno, I wasn't sleepy
Jesse: Michelle, didn't you have fun tonight?
Michelle: Yea! Uncle Jesse took me to ouce cream!
Jesse: And while I was there I tried to teach her how to say it right.
Michelle: And then we saw a movie and there was a pretty teddy bear in it. Daddy, can Santa get that for Christmas this year?
Danny: Let's wait to see how much of a good girl you've been this year before Santa decides that
(Michelle smiles)
Danny: You girls it's starting to get late, and you all have school tomorrow
Michelle: Even me?
Joey: Yup Michelle, pre-school tomorrow
Michelle: okay
Danny: You girls take Michelle to bed, we'll be up soon
(The girls kiss the men goodnight)
(The next morning, we find Danny and Michelle eating pancakes)
Michelle: These are yummy pancakes Daddy
Danny: Thanks sweetie, I call them (French accent) "Pancake de la Daddy"
(Stephanie enters, in a rush)
Stephanie: By Michelle by Dad
Danny: Where are you going so early?
Stephanie: To school
Danny: You never leave early, especially for school
Stephanie: Well, Brett offered to walk with me, so I'm meeting him at his house soon
Danny: Fine, remember-
Stephanie: I know, just friends!
(Stephanie kisses Danny)
(DJ enters)
DJ: Dad! Kimmy and I need a job idea to make money for Uncle Jesse and Aunt Becky's twins when they're born
Danny: Well how about, well lets see, what can Kimmy do?
DJ: She can, well, ummm, maybe it'll be a solo organization
Michelle: I'll help!!!
DJ: that was very sweet of you Michelle, but this is a big girl job
(Michelle gets mad look on her face)
DJ: But you ARE a big girl, okay, I guess you can do it with me
Michelle: Let's call it Big Bird!
(Jesse and Joey are in the studio)
Jesse: Joey, I've been thinking, say something happens, like I'm not a good father?
Joey: Of course you'll be a good father!
Jesse: I know, I'm just thinking, what if?
Joey: Why?
Jesse: Because looking back before on how much we all care about each other, say my two kids feel like no one cares about them?
Joey: They have two loving parents, they'll never feel like that
Jesse: Oh, I hope not
Joey: I'm sure of it, (Pop Eye Laugh)
(DJ and Michelle are n the living room, and DJ is counting up money)
DJ: What's a better way to spend your birthday money on peole you love, Michelle?
Michelle: Spending it on cookies
DJ: Let's see, that makes $30.00 evenly. We can get..
Michelle: A million cookies!
DJ: No Michelle, we can get the twins two stuffed animals, one for each of them
Michelle: Good idea! Can I have a cookie?
(The whole family is at the dinner table)
Danny: Wow, look at this. All of us together, as one big happy family
DJ: And soon, they'll be an addition
(Becky smiles)
Jesse: You guys, me and Becky we're talking a few night ago, and we wanted to say, Thanks. You guys are helping us 100%, and now I'm sure that our twins will have a loving caring home. (Looks at Joey, Joey smiles)
Joey: We just happen to be one big bunch, a great loving family
DJ: Wait, I have something
(DJ runs into the living room and brings out two boxes with a bow on each. She hands them to Becky)
Becky: That's so sweet Deej
DJ: Yeah, me and Michelle picked out two stuffed animals for our new cousins
(Becky opens one box, Jesse the other. In it are two Elvis dolls)
Becky: Aww thanks girls, I'm sure they'll love these
Jesse: Wow Elvis! Nice hair
Michelle: This is a welcome present for our new cousins, even though I rather have spent it on cookies
(DJ nudges Michelle)
DJ: Michelle!
(Everyone laughs, and continues to eat)
FADES OUT