Chapter Two
Ash and Misty both stomped up the stairs and into the guest room. Kellan was right. There was only one king sized bed. The two squeezed each other when trying to go through the doorway. Togepi looks at Pikachu who shrugs. The two teens were arguing who sleeps in the bed and who sleeps on the floor. Obviously, they both gave different answers. "Ash! You sleep on the floor. I need to remain beautiful!" Misty demanded.
"You? Beautiful? HAHAHA!" Ash laughed.
"Pikachu!" Pikachu shocked both of them. Ash and Misty fell to the floor fainting. Unfortunately, the floor beneath them was very weak and they fell through. Ash was fell first followed by Misty. Ash landed on the couch on the first floor. When Misty landed on Ash, the floor broke and they went tumbling down into the basement. This time, Ash fell with his back onto the ground. Misty fell facing down on Ash, and the couch fell on top of them both making them unable to get out. Brock and Kellan immediately ran down to the basement to see what the cause of the noise was. Seeing this simply made them both laugh. Ash and Misty didn't seem to find it funny.
"Guys! Shut up!" Misty yelled.
"Yeah, get me out of here but leave her!"
"Leave me? You don't know how bad it is to have something on top of you."
"Yes I do. I fact, you're on top of me as well as the couch!"
"Even so, you can't get off if I don't get off."
"Don't why don't you get off?"
"Because I can't get this God damn couch off me! It's so heavy!"
"Heavy? I wouldn't be complaining! I have you on top of me was well!"
"Well, I only weigh 100 pounds! That's not like the couch which weighs around 200!"
"Good heavens! You're crushing me!"
"Well, I don't feel very well with my chest against your BONEY chest."
"My chest isn't boney! I'm just keeping my air in! That's why it feels boney!"
"So? My back almost broke because of this couch the fell on top of me!"
"What? You knee landed on my groin! You don't think that hurts!?"
"Who cares about your groin! You'll never have children when you grow up because nobody will marry you so it doesn't matter!"
"I will TOO get married! A scrawny little brat like you would never!"
"I'm not scrawny! You're scrawny. When I get out of here, I'll knee you in the groin more!"
"You do and die! Why, I'll force you to die!"
"Who cares? Brock, Kellan, GET US OUTTA HERE!"
Brock and Kellan looked at each other. "Should we? It's kinda interesting?" Kellan asked.
"Nah, they're cuter this way," Brock laughed. Pikachu and Togepi jumped from the 2nd floor.
"Pika-Pikachu (Yeah, leave them this way!)" Pikachu suggested.
"Briii! (Yeah, leave Mommy with Daddy!)" the egg thing added.
"Daddy?" Ash yelled out.
"Togepi, I may be your mother but that doesn't mean Ash is your father!"
"I would never marry you Misty!"
"Ha! You think I'll even want to marry you? Give me break!"
"Hmph. You don't even have a boyfriend. Don't tell me you're l..."
Misty waited for Ash to finish. She managed to move her knee near Ash's groin. Ash could feel it and knew that finishing this statement would result in tremendous pain.
"...lonely type," Ash managed to conclude and finish. Misty moved away her knee.
"I am NOT lonely! In fact, I have Brock, Pikachu, Togepi, and even my new friend, Kellan!"
"So? They're my friends as well!"
"They're your friends because they pity you!"
"Pity? They're pitying you, I believe."
"Damn you, child!" Misty knees Ash in the groin.
"OW! You always get violent when you lose a fight!"
"What!? I never lost a fight with you!"
"Oh? What about at Cerulean Gym?"
"That was a draw!"
"Was not! I got the badge meaning I won!"
"What? All the badges you have ever got depended on how stupid you made yourself look. The gym leaders felt sorry for you and gave them to you!"
"Not true!"
"Is too!"
"What about Vermillion City?"
"You couldn't have won if Brock didn't help you!"
"So? I didn't get the badge because somebody felt sorry for me!"
Misty knees Ash again.
"YEOUCH! Quit it!"
Misty goes for it again and again.
"Misty! Quit it! You whore!"
"Never call me a whore again!"
"OOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!"
Pikachu, Togepi, Brock, and Kellan all closed their eyes as if it were the most painful situation ever presented in history as Ash nearly passed out.
The next morning, the couch was still on Misty and Ash. Ash wanted to cry from the pain and Misty wanted to get off Ash. Brock and Kellan had tried to move away the 200 pound couch but they were far too weak. "You guys will have to stay like this," they remembered Brock saying. The two had stopped arguing when Ash almost passed out because of pain. Misty managed to sleep and leaned on Ash's shoulder. Ash tried to sleep but the pressure of the couch and the pain from Misty kept him awake. 'Why does my life have to be so horrible?' Ash thought. Pikachu and Togepi had slept on the couch adding more pressure for Ash and Misty. However, they found things interesting from the two.
Misty woke up forgetting the fact that she was on Ash and the couch was on her. She tried pushing herself up but suddenly realized what happened last night. "Stop figitting, Misty..." Ash coughed out. Misty was speechless. She knew how much pain Ash was in, especially from last night.
"Ash?" she asked.
"What?"
"Sorry about last night."
"It hurt...," Ash said in a painful voice.
"I didn't mean to knee you that hard."
"Well, you did."
"Hopefully, you can have children."
"Why do you care?"
Misty was silent. She didn't know why she asked. At least, she made herself think she didn't know why. "Well... er......" was all that came out of the girl. After waiting a couple of minutes, Misty started asking Ash questions again.
"Is your groin okay?"
"To tell you the truth, it's numb now."
Misty started laughing. Ash didn't think it was funny. Suddenly, Ash had an idea.
"Misty?"
"Pull that mallet out."
"Why?"
"Just do it."
Misty pulls out the mallet.
"Now smash the area around my head with it."
"What!? WHY?"
"Look, I may pass out and die. You've always wanted me to die. I you hit me hard enough, the area around my head will collapse into a hole giving you enough room to get out. Who cares if I die?"
"Brock and everybody else will..."
"No they won't," Ash said as a tear came out of his eye. "I'm no Pokemon master. You're right. I can't win any badges without pity or help from somebody. Just kill me and get out..."
Misty was silent. She never thought Ash would decide to let himself die. She was shocked. Plus, she also loved Ash. If he died, Misty will be lonely. "No...," Misty answered.
"Why?"
Misty was speechless again. She couldn't just tell him that she loved him. She had to think of something else. "No... because... you still owe me a bike!" 'Yeah, that's it,' Misty thought.
"After I die, just reach into my backpack, there's $500 there waiting for you."
Misty was caught in a dead end. She couldn't get another excuse. She shed a tear, pulled out her mallet, and raised it above her head as far as it could go. Before she swung it, Ash yelled, "Wait!"
"W... what?"
"I have to tell you something before I die."
"Y... yes?"
"Sorry on what I said I'd never marry you. I would."
Misty was silent.
"To tell you the truth, I love you...," Ash's voice was sobbing. Misty put back the mallet and whispered in Ash's ear, "I love you too." Ash closed his eyes forcing out his tears. Misty felt his tears brush across her face. She too shed tears. Misty chucked the mallet across the basement not wanting to use it. "Why'd you do that?" Ash asked.
"Why'd you think I want to if I love you?" Misty replied.
Ash shrugged. He lifted his head so his lips came in contact with Misty's. As lean lowered his head, Misty's head lowered as well. Brock and Kellan came in just in time to see to two teens kissing. "What did I tell you? They're in love," Brock said. Ash and Misty stopped. This time, they didn't comment on it. Meanwhile, Pikachu and Togepi, who were both on the couch, passed the popcorn watchin the show. "Kellan, did you guys figure out a way to get out?" Ash asked.
Ash and Misty both stomped up the stairs and into the guest room. Kellan was right. There was only one king sized bed. The two squeezed each other when trying to go through the doorway. Togepi looks at Pikachu who shrugs. The two teens were arguing who sleeps in the bed and who sleeps on the floor. Obviously, they both gave different answers. "Ash! You sleep on the floor. I need to remain beautiful!" Misty demanded.
"You? Beautiful? HAHAHA!" Ash laughed.
"Pikachu!" Pikachu shocked both of them. Ash and Misty fell to the floor fainting. Unfortunately, the floor beneath them was very weak and they fell through. Ash was fell first followed by Misty. Ash landed on the couch on the first floor. When Misty landed on Ash, the floor broke and they went tumbling down into the basement. This time, Ash fell with his back onto the ground. Misty fell facing down on Ash, and the couch fell on top of them both making them unable to get out. Brock and Kellan immediately ran down to the basement to see what the cause of the noise was. Seeing this simply made them both laugh. Ash and Misty didn't seem to find it funny.
"Guys! Shut up!" Misty yelled.
"Yeah, get me out of here but leave her!"
"Leave me? You don't know how bad it is to have something on top of you."
"Yes I do. I fact, you're on top of me as well as the couch!"
"Even so, you can't get off if I don't get off."
"Don't why don't you get off?"
"Because I can't get this God damn couch off me! It's so heavy!"
"Heavy? I wouldn't be complaining! I have you on top of me was well!"
"Well, I only weigh 100 pounds! That's not like the couch which weighs around 200!"
"Good heavens! You're crushing me!"
"Well, I don't feel very well with my chest against your BONEY chest."
"My chest isn't boney! I'm just keeping my air in! That's why it feels boney!"
"So? My back almost broke because of this couch the fell on top of me!"
"What? You knee landed on my groin! You don't think that hurts!?"
"Who cares about your groin! You'll never have children when you grow up because nobody will marry you so it doesn't matter!"
"I will TOO get married! A scrawny little brat like you would never!"
"I'm not scrawny! You're scrawny. When I get out of here, I'll knee you in the groin more!"
"You do and die! Why, I'll force you to die!"
"Who cares? Brock, Kellan, GET US OUTTA HERE!"
Brock and Kellan looked at each other. "Should we? It's kinda interesting?" Kellan asked.
"Nah, they're cuter this way," Brock laughed. Pikachu and Togepi jumped from the 2nd floor.
"Pika-Pikachu (Yeah, leave them this way!)" Pikachu suggested.
"Briii! (Yeah, leave Mommy with Daddy!)" the egg thing added.
"Daddy?" Ash yelled out.
"Togepi, I may be your mother but that doesn't mean Ash is your father!"
"I would never marry you Misty!"
"Ha! You think I'll even want to marry you? Give me break!"
"Hmph. You don't even have a boyfriend. Don't tell me you're l..."
Misty waited for Ash to finish. She managed to move her knee near Ash's groin. Ash could feel it and knew that finishing this statement would result in tremendous pain.
"...lonely type," Ash managed to conclude and finish. Misty moved away her knee.
"I am NOT lonely! In fact, I have Brock, Pikachu, Togepi, and even my new friend, Kellan!"
"So? They're my friends as well!"
"They're your friends because they pity you!"
"Pity? They're pitying you, I believe."
"Damn you, child!" Misty knees Ash in the groin.
"OW! You always get violent when you lose a fight!"
"What!? I never lost a fight with you!"
"Oh? What about at Cerulean Gym?"
"That was a draw!"
"Was not! I got the badge meaning I won!"
"What? All the badges you have ever got depended on how stupid you made yourself look. The gym leaders felt sorry for you and gave them to you!"
"Not true!"
"Is too!"
"What about Vermillion City?"
"You couldn't have won if Brock didn't help you!"
"So? I didn't get the badge because somebody felt sorry for me!"
Misty knees Ash again.
"YEOUCH! Quit it!"
Misty goes for it again and again.
"Misty! Quit it! You whore!"
"Never call me a whore again!"
"OOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!"
Pikachu, Togepi, Brock, and Kellan all closed their eyes as if it were the most painful situation ever presented in history as Ash nearly passed out.
The next morning, the couch was still on Misty and Ash. Ash wanted to cry from the pain and Misty wanted to get off Ash. Brock and Kellan had tried to move away the 200 pound couch but they were far too weak. "You guys will have to stay like this," they remembered Brock saying. The two had stopped arguing when Ash almost passed out because of pain. Misty managed to sleep and leaned on Ash's shoulder. Ash tried to sleep but the pressure of the couch and the pain from Misty kept him awake. 'Why does my life have to be so horrible?' Ash thought. Pikachu and Togepi had slept on the couch adding more pressure for Ash and Misty. However, they found things interesting from the two.
Misty woke up forgetting the fact that she was on Ash and the couch was on her. She tried pushing herself up but suddenly realized what happened last night. "Stop figitting, Misty..." Ash coughed out. Misty was speechless. She knew how much pain Ash was in, especially from last night.
"Ash?" she asked.
"What?"
"Sorry about last night."
"It hurt...," Ash said in a painful voice.
"I didn't mean to knee you that hard."
"Well, you did."
"Hopefully, you can have children."
"Why do you care?"
Misty was silent. She didn't know why she asked. At least, she made herself think she didn't know why. "Well... er......" was all that came out of the girl. After waiting a couple of minutes, Misty started asking Ash questions again.
"Is your groin okay?"
"To tell you the truth, it's numb now."
Misty started laughing. Ash didn't think it was funny. Suddenly, Ash had an idea.
"Misty?"
"Pull that mallet out."
"Why?"
"Just do it."
Misty pulls out the mallet.
"Now smash the area around my head with it."
"What!? WHY?"
"Look, I may pass out and die. You've always wanted me to die. I you hit me hard enough, the area around my head will collapse into a hole giving you enough room to get out. Who cares if I die?"
"Brock and everybody else will..."
"No they won't," Ash said as a tear came out of his eye. "I'm no Pokemon master. You're right. I can't win any badges without pity or help from somebody. Just kill me and get out..."
Misty was silent. She never thought Ash would decide to let himself die. She was shocked. Plus, she also loved Ash. If he died, Misty will be lonely. "No...," Misty answered.
"Why?"
Misty was speechless again. She couldn't just tell him that she loved him. She had to think of something else. "No... because... you still owe me a bike!" 'Yeah, that's it,' Misty thought.
"After I die, just reach into my backpack, there's $500 there waiting for you."
Misty was caught in a dead end. She couldn't get another excuse. She shed a tear, pulled out her mallet, and raised it above her head as far as it could go. Before she swung it, Ash yelled, "Wait!"
"W... what?"
"I have to tell you something before I die."
"Y... yes?"
"Sorry on what I said I'd never marry you. I would."
Misty was silent.
"To tell you the truth, I love you...," Ash's voice was sobbing. Misty put back the mallet and whispered in Ash's ear, "I love you too." Ash closed his eyes forcing out his tears. Misty felt his tears brush across her face. She too shed tears. Misty chucked the mallet across the basement not wanting to use it. "Why'd you do that?" Ash asked.
"Why'd you think I want to if I love you?" Misty replied.
Ash shrugged. He lifted his head so his lips came in contact with Misty's. As lean lowered his head, Misty's head lowered as well. Brock and Kellan came in just in time to see to two teens kissing. "What did I tell you? They're in love," Brock said. Ash and Misty stopped. This time, they didn't comment on it. Meanwhile, Pikachu and Togepi, who were both on the couch, passed the popcorn watchin the show. "Kellan, did you guys figure out a way to get out?" Ash asked.