I, Vash the Stampede, will some day rule the world with my pack of crazed maniac dogs. One day all people will wake up and pet their dogs but they will not be happy to see them. The dogs will growl and bite their masters. The unsuspecting people will then hear a long high-pitched whistle and all the dogs will jump and bite at the doors. The dogs will come to me and become my loyal subjects. I will keep only the strongest dogs and I will kill the rest. I will become their dog master and rule them all. My dogs will be invincible and stronger than normal dogs. Those who bow down before me and listen to my needs will be spared the awful experience of death. Let me warn you though that by the time this war is under way the only thing you will wish for is death. You will bow down before me and wish for death. You will wish that your pathetic life would end and be cut short. But don't be hasty, now. I intend to obliterate every last trace of mankind eventually... so why must you rush the inevitable? Now, you may be wondering why I am telling you this. This is because I want you all to be aware of the terror yet to come. Michelle and her pack of crazed maniac weasels will team up with me. We have been waiting for the right chance but it hasn't come yet. Fear the day when you all will be rendered helpless before my army of dogs. Run! Run I tell you. bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I will rule the world. And just in case you were thinking I'm completely insane; I'm not.not completely insane. I, Vash, will rule the world, and the first to feel my wrath will be...Knives. Yes, all who object will die a long horribly slow and painful death. Hahaha feel the wrath of Ally (Vash). Bow before me bwahahahaha...sorry. In case you may not have been aware of this I, Ally, am Vash-and Legato.
Now back to my main topic of Vash and Legato. Well, you see, it all started when... Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah... And that is the story of why I like Trigun. Now to talk of something interesting like why Vash is so much better than Knives. Now, I know Vash wants the world to be made of love and peace, but you have to look around that to what a great guy Vash is. Now, Vash is so cool, I mean really being a plant and having a gun for an arm. Now that is cool! So now you can see why Vash is so much better than Knives. And remember if you object my dogs will get you. Bwahahahaha... world domination! Ahem.sorry I went of talking about my world domination again. But beware I will rule the world. Now, I know Vash may not have any good quotes but he is still much better than Knives. Its Knives' fault that Legato, Wolfwood and Rem are dead. So sad... now, I know Vash would never take over the world but I like to think about it. Now, if you do not like my ideas of world domination then die. Sorry....