**Thanks for the review...hmmm...I like the note forging idea. If I use it,
all credit goes to Hearts Desire. ^_^**
a/n: This chapter is not complete. I'll edit it later. I have a horrible case of writer's block so any suggestions would be greatly appreciated.
Disclaimer: I don't own WWE! What more do you want from me!? O_O ...I also don't own Jeff Hardy...though it would be nice. XD
"Shannon, what should we do?" Matt moaned. "I need to go to Geography like I need a tooth pulled." he rolled his eyes.
"I know what you mean." Shannon sighed. "And gym is a hundred times worse."
"Well, you could always try note forging." a voice said.
Matt and Shannon turned around to see Matt's brother Jeff. Jeff had dropped out of school because he needed time to work on his music.
"Jeff, that's a great idea!" Matt exclaimed.
"Yeah!" Shannon agreed, grinning.
"Thanks Jeff." Matt grinned. "...Jeff?"
Jeff had already gone. "Ah, he's probably colouring on his arm or practicing his music." Shannon shrugged.
"Yeah..oh well. Now we got the perfect solution to our problems." Matt said happily.
"Yeah." Shannon grinned.
"For the rest of the weekend we practice note forging and by Monday, while all the other suckers are sitting in Geography, we'll be off doing something useful."
"Yeah." Shannon agreed, grinning.
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"Hello?" Christian picked up the phone.
"Hi, Christian? It's Torrie." Torrie giggled. "I just, like, called to let you know, don't, like, be surprised if you get caught for destroying the sign."
"...I didn't!" Christian exclaimed.
"Oh, I'm not, like, that stupid." Torrie rolled her eyes.
(Could've fooled me.) "...But I seriously didn't! Why won't you believe me?" Christian whined.
"Well, just LOOK at the evidence!" Torrie replied. "You hate Brock so you did it to get him in trouble! And, like, it's sooooo...what's that word again...IRONIC that Chris and Trish are, like, your friends and the words sprayed on the sign were offensive toward them but they, like, didn't seem too offended. They were, like, probably in on it too!!"
"I didn't do it!! And Chris and Trish didn't do it either!" Christian insisted.
"Whatever." Torrie said.
"Fine then. Don't believe me." Christian hung up the phone.
"Who was that?" Edge walked into the room.
Christian sighed. "Torrie."
"Whoa! TORRIE called for YOU? What did she want?" Edge asked.
"She thinks that I vandalized that sign and she's going to report it to Mr. McMahon and I didn't do it!!" Christian sighed.
"..Well, not much I can do about that." Edge shrugged.
"Come on Edge!! You gotta help me!!" Christian cried.
"What do you expect me to do about it?" Edge asked.
"Prove my innocence!! When the sign was destroyed, I was here, with you!!"
"Oh yeah..." Edge nodded. "I remember now."
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a/n: This chapter is not complete. I'll edit it later. I have a horrible case of writer's block so any suggestions would be greatly appreciated.
Disclaimer: I don't own WWE! What more do you want from me!? O_O ...I also don't own Jeff Hardy...though it would be nice. XD
"Shannon, what should we do?" Matt moaned. "I need to go to Geography like I need a tooth pulled." he rolled his eyes.
"I know what you mean." Shannon sighed. "And gym is a hundred times worse."
"Well, you could always try note forging." a voice said.
Matt and Shannon turned around to see Matt's brother Jeff. Jeff had dropped out of school because he needed time to work on his music.
"Jeff, that's a great idea!" Matt exclaimed.
"Yeah!" Shannon agreed, grinning.
"Thanks Jeff." Matt grinned. "...Jeff?"
Jeff had already gone. "Ah, he's probably colouring on his arm or practicing his music." Shannon shrugged.
"Yeah..oh well. Now we got the perfect solution to our problems." Matt said happily.
"Yeah." Shannon grinned.
"For the rest of the weekend we practice note forging and by Monday, while all the other suckers are sitting in Geography, we'll be off doing something useful."
"Yeah." Shannon agreed, grinning.
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"Hello?" Christian picked up the phone.
"Hi, Christian? It's Torrie." Torrie giggled. "I just, like, called to let you know, don't, like, be surprised if you get caught for destroying the sign."
"...I didn't!" Christian exclaimed.
"Oh, I'm not, like, that stupid." Torrie rolled her eyes.
(Could've fooled me.) "...But I seriously didn't! Why won't you believe me?" Christian whined.
"Well, just LOOK at the evidence!" Torrie replied. "You hate Brock so you did it to get him in trouble! And, like, it's sooooo...what's that word again...IRONIC that Chris and Trish are, like, your friends and the words sprayed on the sign were offensive toward them but they, like, didn't seem too offended. They were, like, probably in on it too!!"
"I didn't do it!! And Chris and Trish didn't do it either!" Christian insisted.
"Whatever." Torrie said.
"Fine then. Don't believe me." Christian hung up the phone.
"Who was that?" Edge walked into the room.
Christian sighed. "Torrie."
"Whoa! TORRIE called for YOU? What did she want?" Edge asked.
"She thinks that I vandalized that sign and she's going to report it to Mr. McMahon and I didn't do it!!" Christian sighed.
"..Well, not much I can do about that." Edge shrugged.
"Come on Edge!! You gotta help me!!" Christian cried.
"What do you expect me to do about it?" Edge asked.
"Prove my innocence!! When the sign was destroyed, I was here, with you!!"
"Oh yeah..." Edge nodded. "I remember now."
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