*Sung to the tune of "Frosty the Snowman"*
Frosty the Snowman
Was magically transferred
To a land so nice
But not enough ice
And it's name was Middle Earth
Frosty the Snowman
Went down to halls of stone
To find degrees
Where he wouldn't unfreeze
Like some kind of ice cream cone
Frosty the Snowman
Instead of finding peace
Found some nasty orcs
And some hobbity dorks
Two men and an Istari*
Frosty the Snowman
On the bridge of Khazad-Dum**
He turned around to see
To his misery
An evil balrog loom
Frosty the Snowman
Saw the balrog was not fun
He began to sing
"Help! I'm melting"
And, Oops! This tale is done
*Istari=Wizard
** KUH -ha- zad -DOOM
My dad gave me the idea for this, when I was sitting all alone in my room after being tortured by being forced to watch Frosty the Snowman with my little sis. Review, PLEASE????!?!?!?!?