Alanna the First Adventure
This my friends is an intro to the story that will come. For all Alanna fans such as, Emma Fletcher don't be insulted by characters and their replacements. It is a spoof meaning I will be making fun of this story, even though I love it to death. If you are an obsessive compulsive fan please email me with a list of the following.
You hate me because:
I have ruined an all time favorite book.
I have destroyed little girl's dreams of becoming a knight.
I am nothing but a heartless bitch destroying a novel.
You are:
An enemy.
An ex-boyfriend who is spiteful.
A fellow heartless bitch who believes I have gone one step to far.
You would like to tell me this most:
You are going to hell.
Remember Jesus Christ's shit list, well you're on it.
I used to love this character an now you've ruined it.
Or simply, I hate you.
This part of the intro will explain which character has taken over which. Also do not be alarmed these are random characters. I will place what movie they are from so that you know.
Alanna: Hermione (Harry Potter)
George: Sam (Lord of the Rings)
Gary: Neo (Matrix + and Reloaded)
Raoul: Pipin (Lord of the Rings)
Alex: Neville (Harry Potter)
Jon: Key Maker (Matrix)
Thom: Frodo (Lord of the Rings)
Maude: Trinity (Matrix)
There are plenty characters that I have forgotten I will post them later enjoy the story! R&R
This my friends is an intro to the story that will come. For all Alanna fans such as, Emma Fletcher don't be insulted by characters and their replacements. It is a spoof meaning I will be making fun of this story, even though I love it to death. If you are an obsessive compulsive fan please email me with a list of the following.
You hate me because:
I have ruined an all time favorite book.
I have destroyed little girl's dreams of becoming a knight.
I am nothing but a heartless bitch destroying a novel.
You are:
An enemy.
An ex-boyfriend who is spiteful.
A fellow heartless bitch who believes I have gone one step to far.
You would like to tell me this most:
You are going to hell.
Remember Jesus Christ's shit list, well you're on it.
I used to love this character an now you've ruined it.
Or simply, I hate you.
This part of the intro will explain which character has taken over which. Also do not be alarmed these are random characters. I will place what movie they are from so that you know.
Alanna: Hermione (Harry Potter)
George: Sam (Lord of the Rings)
Gary: Neo (Matrix + and Reloaded)
Raoul: Pipin (Lord of the Rings)
Alex: Neville (Harry Potter)
Jon: Key Maker (Matrix)
Thom: Frodo (Lord of the Rings)
Maude: Trinity (Matrix)
There are plenty characters that I have forgotten I will post them later enjoy the story! R&R