Pinecone

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Pinecone

There was a pinecone on the bed.

Draco picked it up and threw it at Hermione's head.

hermione cried.

Draco sighed.

Hermione was like "why oh why do you hate me so?"

Draco said "hermione i hate you no"

Hermione cheered up lickety split "draco will you be my boyfriend?"

Draco was taken back "i was going to ask you to be my girlfriend!"

Hermione and Draco shared a kiss of girlfriend and boyfriendness

Then Harry found that pinecone that was on the ground.

He threw it at their head and he heard a sound

Harry was like "what was that!"

Draco and Hermione shrugged and fell on a mat

Ron came up and was like "Clean up this mess NOW!"

Harry said that there wasnt a mess at the moment.

Ron was like "TOO BAD! CLEAN IT UP ANYWAY!"

Draco and Hermione threw a pinecone at Ron's head and were like "GAY!"

Ron got all mad 'cause he knew he was gay.

Harry said to be nice.

Draco was like "go kiss you pet mice"

Hermione gave draco a pat on the back "Nice one hunny!"

draco smiled.

hermione went wild.

ron went and kissed the ground

"OH I LOVE YOU GROUND!"

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A/n: yes pointless i know.
i was bored