Substitute Teachers + Yu-Gi-Oh! = PAAAAIIN!!
By:TypoNumber5 & TheVoices(This chappie done by TheVoices) (((BEWARE!MWAHAHAAHHAAHA!)
Fuzzy is our Science Sub! YAYNESS!
TheVoices:*watching Princess Mononoke - Redubbed TheVoices Style!* O.o
Ashitaka:*being chased by bad guys*Run,Yakhul!
Yakhul:What the f*ck do you think I'm doing,bitch?!
*** ***
Ashitaka:*fires an arrow at a bad guy*
Bad Guy:*decapitated*
Bad Guy's Head:*lights on fire,and hits another bad guy,who hits another bad guy,causing a chain reaction that lights all of the bad guys on fire*
TheVoices:KEWL!
*** ***
San:*breaks into Iron Town with a spiffy Dagger*
Townspeople:She's going after Lady Eboshi!She's trying to kill her!GET HER!
TheVoices:GO SAN!STABBITY TIME!MWAHAHAHAHA!
*** ***
I don't own Yugioh,and never will.
....
ON WITH THE STORY!
********HALLWAY!
Random Kids:*glaring at TN5 because she made them write a....erm....REALLY long paper* Thanks ALOT!
TN5:^_______^You're welcome!....wait...
Mary Sue:*sigh*Whatever.What class is up next?
TN5:Science...Oh boy...
They begin to head toward the Science room,down the 8th grade hallway (TN5's note: Yes! We ARE in 7 th grade! Fear our not-being-teenagers- ness!).
TheVoices EEEEEVIL 8th Grade Brother of Doom and Painful-ness:*walking down hallway towards TheVoices,and TN5,and MS*
TheVoices:0_0;; CRAP!*hides in a random open locker*
Mary Sue:...huh?
TN5:TheVoices' big brother! ASSUME BATTLE POSITIONS!
Mary Sue & TN5:*dive behind a trash can*
TheVoices EEEEEVIL 8th Grade Brother of Doom and Painful-ness:*stops at the locker TheVoices is hiding in...which happens to be his,and puts in his combination*
Combination: *is 6-6-6*
TN5:Oh,boy...
TheVoices EEEEEVIL 8th Grade Brother of Doom and Painful-ness:*opens locker* *sees TheVoices* *evil grin* :)
TheVoices:Uh...hi? ^_^;;;;;;;;;
TheVoices EEEEEVIL 8th Grade Brother of Doom and Painful-ness:MWAHAHAHA! *throws a grenade in locker**shuts locker*
Locker:KABOOM!
TheVoices EEEEEVIL 8th Grade Brother of Doom and Painful-ness:*walks off like nothing happened*
Mary Sue:O.o Man this day is getting weirder and weirder...
TheVoices:*on the floor,being trampled by the STAMPEDE*(and no,I'm not talking about Vash.)*twitch* @_@
Mary Sue:*sweatdrop*
TN5:Hey...YOU SWEAT-DROPPED!
TheVoices:*in the background,being trampeled by more people*
Mary Sue:Huh?No I didn't!
People:*jumping up and down on TheVoices in the background*Haha!
TN5:You SO did!
TheVoices:....*twitch* *stands up* MY SPINE...
Mary Sue:Nuh-uh!
Hall Moniter:YOU!YOU'RE OUT OF CLASS!*running-tackles TheVoices into a locker*
TN5 & mary Sue:*still arguing*
TN5:Yes you did! I SAW YOU!
TheVoices:But the bell didn't ring-
Hall Moniter:SILENCE! *maces TheVoices*
TheVoices:MY EYES!IT BURNS WORSE THAN EDUCATIONAL LITERATURE!
Mary Sue:I DID NOT SWEATDROP!
TN5:Whatever...let's get to class...the bell's about to ring.
Hall Moniter:*watch beeps* Ooooh...Breaktime! ^_^ *walks off like nothing happened*
TheVoices:*Twitch*
Mary Sue:*just notices TheVoices* Whoa...what happened to you?
****IN THE SCIENCE CLASSROOM****
TheVoices:*half-concious* Uuuu...This day sucks so far....
Class Member #1,let's call him...Betty.MWAHAHAHAH!
Betty:YEAH!TN5,Why'd you have to go and do that?
TN5:Uh....*remembers distraction tactics from Yami*LOOK!A BIRD!
Betty:Huh?*turns around* I don't see a bird.
TN5:There is one!Keep looking!
Betty:I'm not seeing a bird!
TN5:It's there!Keep looking!
Betty:Uh...OKAY!
Mary Sue:....*sweatdrop*
TN5:THERE!You sweat-dropped again!
Mary Sue:Nuh-uh!
TheVoices: _0...I think I broke my spine...
Science teacher:*isn't there*
TN5:Huh...looks like we're gonna have another sub.
Classroom Door:*opens to reveal....*
TheVoices:My spi-*blink* FUZZY!*glomps the person who walked through the door who is none other than-Bakura.The EVIL one.Not the British sounding one.The COOL one.Not the trippy one.*shows a picture of Bakura killing someone* This one.*shows a picture of Ryou drinking tea* Not this one.Got it?Good.*
Bakura:ACK!Get off of me,filthy mortal!*throws TheVoices off*
TN5:BAKURA in SCIENCE class?Oh Lord...
Mary Sue:....*sweatdrop*
TN5:THERE!You did it again!
Bakura:SILENCE!I am in command here,which means I am your leader!YOU MUST OBEY ME!
TN5:Dude...you're our substitute teacher not out commander.
Bakura:Really?DAMN...Maybe I should try to use Marshmallow Peeps...Oh well.
Class:0______________________0
TheVoices:....*twitch*
Bakura:*reading off of class schedule* Uh....today we are going to learn lab safety..........*evil grin*
Mary Sue:Oh,nutty-fudgkins.
TN5:HEY!That's MY line!*tackles MS*
MS & TN5:*fighting in the background*
Bakura:OKAY!Who knows what to do when you catch on fire?
Kid:*raises hand* I do!
Bakura:GOOD!You can demonstrate for the class!*grabs a can of kerosine and pours it on kid*
Kid:....huh?
Bakura:MWAHAHAHAHAHA!*lights a match and lights kid on fire*
Kid:*running around,screaming*
MS,TheVoices, & TN5:....*watching*
Bakura:MWAHAHAHAHA!
Kid:*runs into other people,lighting them on fire too*
1/2 the class:*on fire,running around and screaming*
TheVoices:He's so....EVIL!*glomps Fuzzy-chan*
Bakura:Get...OFF!*kicks TheVoices into the other wall....which explodes for unkown reasons*
TN5:This class rules!
Bakura:SILENCE!*sends TN5 to the Shadow Realm*MWAHAHAHAHA!
MS:HEY!She owed me money!
Dimensional Portal thingy:*opens up above Bakura and who else falls out, but TN5*
TN5:*lands on Bakura*X____________x
TheVoices:HEY!You get to glomp him and I don't?!
Bakura:Wha....HOW DID YOU ESCAPE THE SHADOW REALM?!
TN5:I'm an Authoress.^_^;;;
Bakura:No wonder....Oh well!*tries to light TN5 on fire*
TN5:*not lighting on fire*
Bakura:ERG!!!*throws match over his shoulder...which lands on TheVoices*
TheVoices:*on fire* AAAAHHH!!!!STOP,LOOK,LISTEN!*turns on the classroom's shower*
((A/N:Explanation:We DO have a shower in the middle of out classroom,in case someone catches on fire.Why did the other kids not use it?Uh....They were too busy looking for the bird. :) )))
Shower:*contains gasoline*
TheVoices:*on fire even more* AAAAAHHHH!!!!*running around in circles*
Bakura:Let's try this AGAIN!*sends TN5 to the Shadow Realm*
*pause*
ANOTHER Dimensional Portal thingy:*opens up over Bakura*
TN5:*lands on Bakura and glomps him unintentionally* @_@
Bakura:DAMN IT!*gets frustrated and send theVoices to the Shadow Realm*
*pause*
A Dimensional Portal thingy in the hallway:*opens up*
TheVoices:*falls out,no longer on fire* x______________X
TN5 & MS:0_______________________0
7/8 of class:*dead*
Bakura:OK!Moving on from fire safety,let's move on to chemical safety.... *evil grin*
MS:.............*sweatdrop*
TN5:THERE!You sweatdropped AGAIN!
MS:What?Nuh-uh!
Bakura:SILENCE!*holding a vial of sulfuric acid*Observe!*dumps vial on TN5*
Sulfuric acid:*hovers over TN5,then flies in TheVoices' direction,eating through the door and landing on her*
TheVoices:................OOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!*runs off,banging into lockers and disappears*
TN5 & MS:0______________________0;;;
Bakura:MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA!*does an evil voodoo dance thing*
MS:*whispers to TN5* Let's get out of here before he moves on to sharp object safety....
TN5:*nods*
All of a sudden...
KABOOM!
All:...?
TheVoices:*running up to the classroom* I did it...I BLEW UP A TOILET! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
TN5:*eye twitch* YOU BLEW UP A TOILET _WITHOUT_ ME?!?!?!HOW COULD YOU!?!?! *shaking TheVoices violently*
Bakura:*inside classroom,stabbing random corpses*
MS:My friends are weird....*sweatdrop*
TN5:*now stomping on TheVoices spine*THERE!You sweatdroppped again!
MS:Nuh-uh!
TheVoices:*twitch* PAIN.....
Bell:BUM BUM BBBUUUUMMMM!!!
TN5:Man....even the bell is weird today...
MS:Let's get to the next class before Bakura gets into the Ninja Stars...
TheVoices:Wait....we had Ninja Stars?
*************
END
Next Class....ALGEBRA 1 WITH KAIBA!
Scary and Dramatic Music:*begins playing*
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
By:TypoNumber5 & TheVoices(This chappie done by TheVoices) (((BEWARE!MWAHAHAAHHAAHA!)
Fuzzy is our Science Sub! YAYNESS!
TheVoices:*watching Princess Mononoke - Redubbed TheVoices Style!* O.o
Ashitaka:*being chased by bad guys*Run,Yakhul!
Yakhul:What the f*ck do you think I'm doing,bitch?!
*** ***
Ashitaka:*fires an arrow at a bad guy*
Bad Guy:*decapitated*
Bad Guy's Head:*lights on fire,and hits another bad guy,who hits another bad guy,causing a chain reaction that lights all of the bad guys on fire*
TheVoices:KEWL!
*** ***
San:*breaks into Iron Town with a spiffy Dagger*
Townspeople:She's going after Lady Eboshi!She's trying to kill her!GET HER!
TheVoices:GO SAN!STABBITY TIME!MWAHAHAHAHA!
*** ***
I don't own Yugioh,and never will.
....
ON WITH THE STORY!
********HALLWAY!
Random Kids:*glaring at TN5 because she made them write a....erm....REALLY long paper* Thanks ALOT!
TN5:^_______^You're welcome!....wait...
Mary Sue:*sigh*Whatever.What class is up next?
TN5:Science...Oh boy...
They begin to head toward the Science room,down the 8th grade hallway (TN5's note: Yes! We ARE in 7 th grade! Fear our not-being-teenagers- ness!).
TheVoices EEEEEVIL 8th Grade Brother of Doom and Painful-ness:*walking down hallway towards TheVoices,and TN5,and MS*
TheVoices:0_0;; CRAP!*hides in a random open locker*
Mary Sue:...huh?
TN5:TheVoices' big brother! ASSUME BATTLE POSITIONS!
Mary Sue & TN5:*dive behind a trash can*
TheVoices EEEEEVIL 8th Grade Brother of Doom and Painful-ness:*stops at the locker TheVoices is hiding in...which happens to be his,and puts in his combination*
Combination: *is 6-6-6*
TN5:Oh,boy...
TheVoices EEEEEVIL 8th Grade Brother of Doom and Painful-ness:*opens locker* *sees TheVoices* *evil grin* :)
TheVoices:Uh...hi? ^_^;;;;;;;;;
TheVoices EEEEEVIL 8th Grade Brother of Doom and Painful-ness:MWAHAHAHA! *throws a grenade in locker**shuts locker*
Locker:KABOOM!
TheVoices EEEEEVIL 8th Grade Brother of Doom and Painful-ness:*walks off like nothing happened*
Mary Sue:O.o Man this day is getting weirder and weirder...
TheVoices:*on the floor,being trampled by the STAMPEDE*(and no,I'm not talking about Vash.)*twitch* @_@
Mary Sue:*sweatdrop*
TN5:Hey...YOU SWEAT-DROPPED!
TheVoices:*in the background,being trampeled by more people*
Mary Sue:Huh?No I didn't!
People:*jumping up and down on TheVoices in the background*Haha!
TN5:You SO did!
TheVoices:....*twitch* *stands up* MY SPINE...
Mary Sue:Nuh-uh!
Hall Moniter:YOU!YOU'RE OUT OF CLASS!*running-tackles TheVoices into a locker*
TN5 & mary Sue:*still arguing*
TN5:Yes you did! I SAW YOU!
TheVoices:But the bell didn't ring-
Hall Moniter:SILENCE! *maces TheVoices*
TheVoices:MY EYES!IT BURNS WORSE THAN EDUCATIONAL LITERATURE!
Mary Sue:I DID NOT SWEATDROP!
TN5:Whatever...let's get to class...the bell's about to ring.
Hall Moniter:*watch beeps* Ooooh...Breaktime! ^_^ *walks off like nothing happened*
TheVoices:*Twitch*
Mary Sue:*just notices TheVoices* Whoa...what happened to you?
****IN THE SCIENCE CLASSROOM****
TheVoices:*half-concious* Uuuu...This day sucks so far....
Class Member #1,let's call him...Betty.MWAHAHAHAH!
Betty:YEAH!TN5,Why'd you have to go and do that?
TN5:Uh....*remembers distraction tactics from Yami*LOOK!A BIRD!
Betty:Huh?*turns around* I don't see a bird.
TN5:There is one!Keep looking!
Betty:I'm not seeing a bird!
TN5:It's there!Keep looking!
Betty:Uh...OKAY!
Mary Sue:....*sweatdrop*
TN5:THERE!You sweat-dropped again!
Mary Sue:Nuh-uh!
TheVoices: _0...I think I broke my spine...
Science teacher:*isn't there*
TN5:Huh...looks like we're gonna have another sub.
Classroom Door:*opens to reveal....*
TheVoices:My spi-*blink* FUZZY!*glomps the person who walked through the door who is none other than-Bakura.The EVIL one.Not the British sounding one.The COOL one.Not the trippy one.*shows a picture of Bakura killing someone* This one.*shows a picture of Ryou drinking tea* Not this one.Got it?Good.*
Bakura:ACK!Get off of me,filthy mortal!*throws TheVoices off*
TN5:BAKURA in SCIENCE class?Oh Lord...
Mary Sue:....*sweatdrop*
TN5:THERE!You did it again!
Bakura:SILENCE!I am in command here,which means I am your leader!YOU MUST OBEY ME!
TN5:Dude...you're our substitute teacher not out commander.
Bakura:Really?DAMN...Maybe I should try to use Marshmallow Peeps...Oh well.
Class:0______________________0
TheVoices:....*twitch*
Bakura:*reading off of class schedule* Uh....today we are going to learn lab safety..........*evil grin*
Mary Sue:Oh,nutty-fudgkins.
TN5:HEY!That's MY line!*tackles MS*
MS & TN5:*fighting in the background*
Bakura:OKAY!Who knows what to do when you catch on fire?
Kid:*raises hand* I do!
Bakura:GOOD!You can demonstrate for the class!*grabs a can of kerosine and pours it on kid*
Kid:....huh?
Bakura:MWAHAHAHAHAHA!*lights a match and lights kid on fire*
Kid:*running around,screaming*
MS,TheVoices, & TN5:....*watching*
Bakura:MWAHAHAHAHA!
Kid:*runs into other people,lighting them on fire too*
1/2 the class:*on fire,running around and screaming*
TheVoices:He's so....EVIL!*glomps Fuzzy-chan*
Bakura:Get...OFF!*kicks TheVoices into the other wall....which explodes for unkown reasons*
TN5:This class rules!
Bakura:SILENCE!*sends TN5 to the Shadow Realm*MWAHAHAHAHA!
MS:HEY!She owed me money!
Dimensional Portal thingy:*opens up above Bakura and who else falls out, but TN5*
TN5:*lands on Bakura*X____________x
TheVoices:HEY!You get to glomp him and I don't?!
Bakura:Wha....HOW DID YOU ESCAPE THE SHADOW REALM?!
TN5:I'm an Authoress.^_^;;;
Bakura:No wonder....Oh well!*tries to light TN5 on fire*
TN5:*not lighting on fire*
Bakura:ERG!!!*throws match over his shoulder...which lands on TheVoices*
TheVoices:*on fire* AAAAHHH!!!!STOP,LOOK,LISTEN!*turns on the classroom's shower*
((A/N:Explanation:We DO have a shower in the middle of out classroom,in case someone catches on fire.Why did the other kids not use it?Uh....They were too busy looking for the bird. :) )))
Shower:*contains gasoline*
TheVoices:*on fire even more* AAAAAHHHH!!!!*running around in circles*
Bakura:Let's try this AGAIN!*sends TN5 to the Shadow Realm*
*pause*
ANOTHER Dimensional Portal thingy:*opens up over Bakura*
TN5:*lands on Bakura and glomps him unintentionally* @_@
Bakura:DAMN IT!*gets frustrated and send theVoices to the Shadow Realm*
*pause*
A Dimensional Portal thingy in the hallway:*opens up*
TheVoices:*falls out,no longer on fire* x______________X
TN5 & MS:0_______________________0
7/8 of class:*dead*
Bakura:OK!Moving on from fire safety,let's move on to chemical safety.... *evil grin*
MS:.............*sweatdrop*
TN5:THERE!You sweatdropped AGAIN!
MS:What?Nuh-uh!
Bakura:SILENCE!*holding a vial of sulfuric acid*Observe!*dumps vial on TN5*
Sulfuric acid:*hovers over TN5,then flies in TheVoices' direction,eating through the door and landing on her*
TheVoices:................OOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!*runs off,banging into lockers and disappears*
TN5 & MS:0______________________0;;;
Bakura:MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA!*does an evil voodoo dance thing*
MS:*whispers to TN5* Let's get out of here before he moves on to sharp object safety....
TN5:*nods*
All of a sudden...
KABOOM!
All:...?
TheVoices:*running up to the classroom* I did it...I BLEW UP A TOILET! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
TN5:*eye twitch* YOU BLEW UP A TOILET _WITHOUT_ ME?!?!?!HOW COULD YOU!?!?! *shaking TheVoices violently*
Bakura:*inside classroom,stabbing random corpses*
MS:My friends are weird....*sweatdrop*
TN5:*now stomping on TheVoices spine*THERE!You sweatdroppped again!
MS:Nuh-uh!
TheVoices:*twitch* PAIN.....
Bell:BUM BUM BBBUUUUMMMM!!!
TN5:Man....even the bell is weird today...
MS:Let's get to the next class before Bakura gets into the Ninja Stars...
TheVoices:Wait....we had Ninja Stars?
*************
END
Next Class....ALGEBRA 1 WITH KAIBA!
Scary and Dramatic Music:*begins playing*
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!