Alanna the First Adventure
A/N: By the way the directors initials are SM. They are my initials okay, okay. Also Coram is Gollum.
"That is my decision. We need not discuss it," said the man at the desk. He was already looking at a book. His two children left the room, closing the door behind them.
Scene 1 - Trebond- Title: Twins
Frodo: "He doesn't want us around. He doesn't care what we want. Wait that seems a little strong doesn't it."
SM: "Keep going."
Hermione: "We know that. He doesn't care about anything except his books and scrolls."
Frodo: Hits wall unenthusiastically and yells in soft voice. "I don't want to be a knight! I want to be a great sorcerer! I want to slay Gods and walk with demons."
Hermione: "You got that wrong it's slay demons and walk with Gods."
Frodo: "Whatever."
Hermione: Still giggling she continues. " D'you think I want to be a lady? 'Walk slowly Alanna. sit still Alanna. Shoulders back Alanna'. As if that's all I can do with my life." ~ paces ~ "There has to be another way."
Frodo: "Face it. Tomorrow you leave for the palace, and I go to the palace. That's it."
Hermione: "Why do you get to have all the fun?" ** whining slightly but can't lose her smile.** "I'll have to learn sewing and dancing. You'll study tilting, fencing ~"
Frodo: "Do you think I like that stuff?" ** Frodo is yelling as he tries to face Hermione but only finds her stomach ** "I hate killing, and blood, in other words I hate everything you like."
Hermione: ** Frowns** "You should've been Alanna they always teach the girls magic ~" ** Hermione tries to look surprised but cannot be ** "Thom. That's it."
Frodo: ** Picking an object off the floor ** "What's it."
Hermione: "Tomorrow he gives us the letters for the man who trains the pages and the people at the convent. You can imitate his writing, can't you? So you can do two new letters, saying were twin boys." ** Hermione looks shocked ** "I don't want to be a boy and I most certainly don't want to be that short." ** Frodo looks disgusted at the last comment **
Frodo: You try living down here where the grass is always green and you never know what the weathers going to be like it's quite a rough life."
SM: "Save it for off screen guys. Please continue."
Frodo: "That's crazy. What about your hair? You can't go swimming naked, either. And you'll turn into a girl - you know with a chest and everything."
Hermione: "Oh please don't be such a baby. Anyway I'll cut my hair and - well I'll deal with the rest of it when it happens."
Frodo: "Oh come on this line sucks mind if I spice it up a bit."
Hermione: "You wouldn't know how to spice."
Frodo: ** Glares at Hermione ** "Coram will notice no matter how drunk he is and unless Maude became suddenly blind I won't get away."
Hermione: "Alright maybe you can. I'll tell Coram and if he refuses I can use magic. Maybe we can talk Maude into it."
Frodo: ** Talking to a nearby girl ** "Oh, You think we could?"
Hermione: "If you don't lose your nerve. And of course I won't lose mine."
Frodo: ** Looking oblivious and staring at a chocolate doughnut ** "What about what's his name?"
Hermione: "He'll forget us once we're gone. Do you want to be a sorcerer bad enough?" Frodo nods. "It means years of studying and hard work for the both of us. Will you have the guts for it?"
Frodo: ** straightens up as his courage had just been dissed ** "Just show me the way."
Hermione: "Well they seemed to never give the father a chance" "Yes I know but you're evil and I am trusting you. I always trust the person it's just the devil inside of them that I don't trust." "You're the computer you should shut up."
A/N: Jon is now Ron just so you can make it a note. I'll try and post soon oh and I think I'll take it scene by scene now! That way you won't have to wait as long. ;)
Hermione: **giggles and thinks of a debious plan ** "Just follow the chocolate doughnuts." ** Creeps off stage **
A/N: By the way the directors initials are SM. They are my initials okay, okay. Also Coram is Gollum.
"That is my decision. We need not discuss it," said the man at the desk. He was already looking at a book. His two children left the room, closing the door behind them.
Scene 1 - Trebond- Title: Twins
Frodo: "He doesn't want us around. He doesn't care what we want. Wait that seems a little strong doesn't it."
SM: "Keep going."
Hermione: "We know that. He doesn't care about anything except his books and scrolls."
Frodo: Hits wall unenthusiastically and yells in soft voice. "I don't want to be a knight! I want to be a great sorcerer! I want to slay Gods and walk with demons."
Hermione: "You got that wrong it's slay demons and walk with Gods."
Frodo: "Whatever."
Hermione: Still giggling she continues. " D'you think I want to be a lady? 'Walk slowly Alanna. sit still Alanna. Shoulders back Alanna'. As if that's all I can do with my life." ~ paces ~ "There has to be another way."
Frodo: "Face it. Tomorrow you leave for the palace, and I go to the palace. That's it."
Hermione: "Why do you get to have all the fun?" ** whining slightly but can't lose her smile.** "I'll have to learn sewing and dancing. You'll study tilting, fencing ~"
Frodo: "Do you think I like that stuff?" ** Frodo is yelling as he tries to face Hermione but only finds her stomach ** "I hate killing, and blood, in other words I hate everything you like."
Hermione: ** Frowns** "You should've been Alanna they always teach the girls magic ~" ** Hermione tries to look surprised but cannot be ** "Thom. That's it."
Frodo: ** Picking an object off the floor ** "What's it."
Hermione: "Tomorrow he gives us the letters for the man who trains the pages and the people at the convent. You can imitate his writing, can't you? So you can do two new letters, saying were twin boys." ** Hermione looks shocked ** "I don't want to be a boy and I most certainly don't want to be that short." ** Frodo looks disgusted at the last comment **
Frodo: You try living down here where the grass is always green and you never know what the weathers going to be like it's quite a rough life."
SM: "Save it for off screen guys. Please continue."
Frodo: "That's crazy. What about your hair? You can't go swimming naked, either. And you'll turn into a girl - you know with a chest and everything."
Hermione: "Oh please don't be such a baby. Anyway I'll cut my hair and - well I'll deal with the rest of it when it happens."
Frodo: "Oh come on this line sucks mind if I spice it up a bit."
Hermione: "You wouldn't know how to spice."
Frodo: ** Glares at Hermione ** "Coram will notice no matter how drunk he is and unless Maude became suddenly blind I won't get away."
Hermione: "Alright maybe you can. I'll tell Coram and if he refuses I can use magic. Maybe we can talk Maude into it."
Frodo: ** Talking to a nearby girl ** "Oh, You think we could?"
Hermione: "If you don't lose your nerve. And of course I won't lose mine."
Frodo: ** Looking oblivious and staring at a chocolate doughnut ** "What about what's his name?"
Hermione: "He'll forget us once we're gone. Do you want to be a sorcerer bad enough?" Frodo nods. "It means years of studying and hard work for the both of us. Will you have the guts for it?"
Frodo: ** straightens up as his courage had just been dissed ** "Just show me the way."
Hermione: "Well they seemed to never give the father a chance" "Yes I know but you're evil and I am trusting you. I always trust the person it's just the devil inside of them that I don't trust." "You're the computer you should shut up."
A/N: Jon is now Ron just so you can make it a note. I'll try and post soon oh and I think I'll take it scene by scene now! That way you won't have to wait as long. ;)
Hermione: **giggles and thinks of a debious plan ** "Just follow the chocolate doughnuts." ** Creeps off stage **