Substitute Teachers + Yu-Gi-Oh! = PAAAAIIN!!
Chp. 3 - Kaiba + Mathematics = We're too Stupid for Him... o.O
By TheVoices and TypoNumber5 (This chappie the result of TN5 going crazy... er)
TN5: *watches the duel between Mai and Yami Malik* *watches it again* *and again* *and again* *and again* *and again* *and again* *and again* ...Cool! I feel sorry for Mai though... Oh well. *stabs Weevil voodoo doll* MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Disclaimer: Me no owning YGO. Me no have good grammar neither...
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~ TheVoices, Mary Sue, and TypoNumber5 are making their way to Algebra... ~
TheVoices: Since when did we have ninja stars??
TN5: *sigh*
MS: *sweat drop*
TN5: THERE! You SWEAT DROPPED!!
MS: No I didn't!
TN5: YOU'RE IN DENILE!!!!!!!!!!!
MS: *about to come up with a snappy come back*
Kid: *scream* IT'S A SUPER SAIYAN!!! RUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!
MS: *spots "Super Saiyan"* WE'RE BEING ATTACKED BY DBZ CHARACTERS!!!!!! *dives behind trashcan*
TheVoices: That's not a DBZ character.
TN5: That's just Yami Malik.
MS: *comes out from behind trashcan* Oh. Who's Yami Malik?
Yami Malik (hall monitor): YOU!!! *points to random kid* YOUR SHORTS ARE .000000000000001 MILLIMETERS TOO SHORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *stabs kid with millennium rod* *again* *and again* *and again* *and again* *and again* *and again* *and again* *and again* *and again* *and again* *and again* *and again* *and again* *and again* *and again* *and again* *and again* *and again* *and again* *and again* *and again* *and again* *and again* *and again* *and again* *and again* *and again* *and again* *and again* *and again* *and again* *and again* *and again* *and again* *and again* *and again* *and then sends him to the shadow realm just for heck of it*
MS & TN5: ...
TheVoices: COOL!
MS: *sweat drops*
TN5: YOU DO IT AGAI-- *notices blood* Mmm... blood...
MS: *grabs TN5's ear* Bad vampire girl! *drags her into the algebra classroom*
TN5: *being over powered by a girl half her size* Ow... ow... ow...
TheVoices: *goes into room and sits down* *pulls out piece of paper* It is... KURIBO IN A BUNNY SUIT!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
People sitting near TheVoices: *scoot their desks away*
Some random kid (who shall be known as... GEORGINA!!!!!!!!!!): Nuh uh... My card is WAY better than yours!
Some random kid (Omar): No it ain't!! Blue Eyes is UNBEATABLE!!!
Georgina: You used a double negative!!! Therefore, you admit that Obelisk is the BEST!
Omar: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Damn my improper grammar-ness!!
Georgina: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!! *chanting* O-be-lisk! O-be-lisk! O- be-lisk!
TheVoices: You fools! Kuribo is the most awesome-ness card EVER.
Georgina & Omar: Nuh-uh!
TheVoices: Uh-huh!
Georgina & Omar: Nuh-uh!
TheVoices: Uh-huh!
Georgina & Omar: Nuh-uh!
Georgina: NOOOO!!!! OBELISK!!!!!!!! *waves Obelisk card around*
Kaiba: GOD CARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *tackles Georgina*
Class: O__________o
Kaiba: *has Obelisk card* What? *is the teacher*
Class: v.v
Kaiba: And now... *dramatically rips card in half* I shall be the only holder of The God Obelisk!!
ANOTHER random kid: I have one too!
Kaiba: *shoots kid* Now, class, who wants to volunteer?
Class: *remembering Bakura* Erm...
Kaiba: You! *turns to TheVoices* The Kuribo-obsessed-psychopath!
TheVoices: ???
Kaiba: If I have 362.4 billion dollars and it increases by 106% every month, how much money will I have in the year 2012?
TheVoices: ...A whole lotta cash.
Kaiba: Correct!
TheVoices: O_O?
Kaiba: Now... YOU! The ugly-nail-biting-guy-with-brown-shoes! If my brother has $45,963,287, and he's been saving 34% of his allowance for the last three months, how much allowance does he get?
Ugly-Nail-Biting-Guy-with-Brown-Shoes: Um...
Kaiba: WRONG!! *takes out a little remote control thingy-type-deal and uses it to make his helicopter crash through the ceiling and land on the unfortunate kid*
Kid: X____________X *dead*
Kaiba: Now... if X is 87.324621837521178935634523623136342736834567347345634, Y is 345635642323.678956544444444444444444444444442, and Z is 45673434246446247247474.8888888888888888888888906, then what is 43.6625XYZ cubed?
Class: ...
Kid: *coughs*
Kaiba: INCORRECT!!!!!!! *tries to use his OTHER remote control thingy to make his OTHER helicopter land on Kid*
Kaiba's OTHER Helicopter: *was hi-jacked by Mokuba*
Kaiba: Dammit... *presses button on remote control*
Helicopter: *self-destructs*
Kids: *catch fire*
TheVoices: FIRE!!!!!!!!
Kids: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH~!!!!!!! *on fire* *run around in circles*
TheVoices: MUHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! *does Unofficial Tiki Dance around fire* Pretty flames!! Pretty flaaaa~aaaames!!!!!!!!!
TN5: *is amused*
MS: ...*sweat drop*
TN5: There! There! THEEEREEEEE!!!!!! You SWEAT DROPPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MS: ...No, I--
TN5: DON'T YOU DARE DISAGREE WITH ME, FOOLISH YAMI-HATING MORTAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *tackles MS*
MS: O__________________O;;; ...I DIDN'T SWEAT DROP!! *dust cloud fight starts*
TheVoices: FIRE!!!! Pretty... ^_^ *sticks hand in flames*
Flames: muhahahahahaha... *burn TheVoices*
TheVoices: O___O?? *takes hand out* Ow... *sticks hand she can't feel pain in into the fire* MUHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
Para & Dox: *walking down hall. Why? Well... erm... they're subbing for the office secretaries*
Para: I smell burning flesh!
Dox: Like a tune caught in mesh!
Para: *passing Algebra 1 room* Oh my! I see fire!
Dox: No you don't, you liar!
Para: Yes I do.
Dox: I was rhyming, you... er... shoe!
Para: We need a rhyming dictionary...
Dox: Then can we play Pictionary?
Para: ...Shut up.
Dox: Coffee cup?
Para: ... *slaps forehead*
Dox: *makes his bed*
Para: Our actions don't have to rhyme!
Dox: They do if we have time.
Para: ... *uses fire extinguisher to put out fire*
Dox: *goes out and buys a spare tire*
Para: v.v
TheVoices: NOOOOOOOOO!!!! Fire!!!!!! *kills Para*
Dox: *doesn't have a rhyming partner* *dies*
Kaiba: Thank you, Kuribo-obsessed-psychopath. Pass out this test.
Class: *groan*
TN5: YAAAAAAAY!!
MS: ...*punches TN5*
TN5: ...Ow. *looks at test*
Test: 4AB(87.2346 + 2.3ABC) to the 73rd power [I have no idea how to get a little "73"] + 97AC -76.225B = 73.9999999999994BC + AC(45BC 93.82C รท 4ABC + 92) - A ~ Solve for A, B, and C .
Class: O___________________O *wondering if that is possible*
Kaiba: Times up! *takes up tests* *somehow manages to grade them in .00002 seconds and gives them back*
Class: *all have zeros* T___________T
TheVoices: A zero? WOW!! I did 37 points better than last time!
TN5: *goes into shock from getting a grade that isn't an A*
MS: ...*cries*
Bell: BUM!!! BUM!!!! BUUUUUUM!!!!!!
Students: *grab their books and start to head out of class*
TN5: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIITTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!
Students: *three second freeze*
TN5: What about homework?
Kaiba: um... Do your entire workbook and every problem in your textbook!!
MS: *hits TN5 over the head with textbook* You MORON!
Class: *death glares*
TN5: .............*hides behind TheVoices*
TheVoices: *kicks TN5*
TN5: T_______T
Class: Haha!
Kaiba: GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!! *uses high-tech laser type-deal thing to kill kid*
Class: O_______________________________________O;;; *run out of room*
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Well... that was a few pages shorter than I had hoped it would be... v.v;; Also, after much thought, I have come to the conclusion that our Algebra teacher sounds like the dubbed Yami... if the dubbed Yami weren't so over- dramatic, that is...
NEXT CHAPTER: Gym with... YUGI!!!!!!! o________________O;;
Review!!
Chp. 3 - Kaiba + Mathematics = We're too Stupid for Him... o.O
By TheVoices and TypoNumber5 (This chappie the result of TN5 going crazy... er)
TN5: *watches the duel between Mai and Yami Malik* *watches it again* *and again* *and again* *and again* *and again* *and again* *and again* ...Cool! I feel sorry for Mai though... Oh well. *stabs Weevil voodoo doll* MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Disclaimer: Me no owning YGO. Me no have good grammar neither...
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~ TheVoices, Mary Sue, and TypoNumber5 are making their way to Algebra... ~
TheVoices: Since when did we have ninja stars??
TN5: *sigh*
MS: *sweat drop*
TN5: THERE! You SWEAT DROPPED!!
MS: No I didn't!
TN5: YOU'RE IN DENILE!!!!!!!!!!!
MS: *about to come up with a snappy come back*
Kid: *scream* IT'S A SUPER SAIYAN!!! RUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!
MS: *spots "Super Saiyan"* WE'RE BEING ATTACKED BY DBZ CHARACTERS!!!!!! *dives behind trashcan*
TheVoices: That's not a DBZ character.
TN5: That's just Yami Malik.
MS: *comes out from behind trashcan* Oh. Who's Yami Malik?
Yami Malik (hall monitor): YOU!!! *points to random kid* YOUR SHORTS ARE .000000000000001 MILLIMETERS TOO SHORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *stabs kid with millennium rod* *again* *and again* *and again* *and again* *and again* *and again* *and again* *and again* *and again* *and again* *and again* *and again* *and again* *and again* *and again* *and again* *and again* *and again* *and again* *and again* *and again* *and again* *and again* *and again* *and again* *and again* *and again* *and again* *and again* *and again* *and again* *and again* *and again* *and again* *and again* *and again* *and then sends him to the shadow realm just for heck of it*
MS & TN5: ...
TheVoices: COOL!
MS: *sweat drops*
TN5: YOU DO IT AGAI-- *notices blood* Mmm... blood...
MS: *grabs TN5's ear* Bad vampire girl! *drags her into the algebra classroom*
TN5: *being over powered by a girl half her size* Ow... ow... ow...
TheVoices: *goes into room and sits down* *pulls out piece of paper* It is... KURIBO IN A BUNNY SUIT!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
People sitting near TheVoices: *scoot their desks away*
Some random kid (who shall be known as... GEORGINA!!!!!!!!!!): Nuh uh... My card is WAY better than yours!
Some random kid (Omar): No it ain't!! Blue Eyes is UNBEATABLE!!!
Georgina: You used a double negative!!! Therefore, you admit that Obelisk is the BEST!
Omar: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Damn my improper grammar-ness!!
Georgina: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!! *chanting* O-be-lisk! O-be-lisk! O- be-lisk!
TheVoices: You fools! Kuribo is the most awesome-ness card EVER.
Georgina & Omar: Nuh-uh!
TheVoices: Uh-huh!
Georgina & Omar: Nuh-uh!
TheVoices: Uh-huh!
Georgina & Omar: Nuh-uh!
Georgina: NOOOO!!!! OBELISK!!!!!!!! *waves Obelisk card around*
Kaiba: GOD CARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *tackles Georgina*
Class: O__________o
Kaiba: *has Obelisk card* What? *is the teacher*
Class: v.v
Kaiba: And now... *dramatically rips card in half* I shall be the only holder of The God Obelisk!!
ANOTHER random kid: I have one too!
Kaiba: *shoots kid* Now, class, who wants to volunteer?
Class: *remembering Bakura* Erm...
Kaiba: You! *turns to TheVoices* The Kuribo-obsessed-psychopath!
TheVoices: ???
Kaiba: If I have 362.4 billion dollars and it increases by 106% every month, how much money will I have in the year 2012?
TheVoices: ...A whole lotta cash.
Kaiba: Correct!
TheVoices: O_O?
Kaiba: Now... YOU! The ugly-nail-biting-guy-with-brown-shoes! If my brother has $45,963,287, and he's been saving 34% of his allowance for the last three months, how much allowance does he get?
Ugly-Nail-Biting-Guy-with-Brown-Shoes: Um...
Kaiba: WRONG!! *takes out a little remote control thingy-type-deal and uses it to make his helicopter crash through the ceiling and land on the unfortunate kid*
Kid: X____________X *dead*
Kaiba: Now... if X is 87.324621837521178935634523623136342736834567347345634, Y is 345635642323.678956544444444444444444444444442, and Z is 45673434246446247247474.8888888888888888888888906, then what is 43.6625XYZ cubed?
Class: ...
Kid: *coughs*
Kaiba: INCORRECT!!!!!!! *tries to use his OTHER remote control thingy to make his OTHER helicopter land on Kid*
Kaiba's OTHER Helicopter: *was hi-jacked by Mokuba*
Kaiba: Dammit... *presses button on remote control*
Helicopter: *self-destructs*
Kids: *catch fire*
TheVoices: FIRE!!!!!!!!
Kids: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH~!!!!!!! *on fire* *run around in circles*
TheVoices: MUHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! *does Unofficial Tiki Dance around fire* Pretty flames!! Pretty flaaaa~aaaames!!!!!!!!!
TN5: *is amused*
MS: ...*sweat drop*
TN5: There! There! THEEEREEEEE!!!!!! You SWEAT DROPPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MS: ...No, I--
TN5: DON'T YOU DARE DISAGREE WITH ME, FOOLISH YAMI-HATING MORTAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *tackles MS*
MS: O__________________O;;; ...I DIDN'T SWEAT DROP!! *dust cloud fight starts*
TheVoices: FIRE!!!! Pretty... ^_^ *sticks hand in flames*
Flames: muhahahahahaha... *burn TheVoices*
TheVoices: O___O?? *takes hand out* Ow... *sticks hand she can't feel pain in into the fire* MUHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
Para & Dox: *walking down hall. Why? Well... erm... they're subbing for the office secretaries*
Para: I smell burning flesh!
Dox: Like a tune caught in mesh!
Para: *passing Algebra 1 room* Oh my! I see fire!
Dox: No you don't, you liar!
Para: Yes I do.
Dox: I was rhyming, you... er... shoe!
Para: We need a rhyming dictionary...
Dox: Then can we play Pictionary?
Para: ...Shut up.
Dox: Coffee cup?
Para: ... *slaps forehead*
Dox: *makes his bed*
Para: Our actions don't have to rhyme!
Dox: They do if we have time.
Para: ... *uses fire extinguisher to put out fire*
Dox: *goes out and buys a spare tire*
Para: v.v
TheVoices: NOOOOOOOOO!!!! Fire!!!!!! *kills Para*
Dox: *doesn't have a rhyming partner* *dies*
Kaiba: Thank you, Kuribo-obsessed-psychopath. Pass out this test.
Class: *groan*
TN5: YAAAAAAAY!!
MS: ...*punches TN5*
TN5: ...Ow. *looks at test*
Test: 4AB(87.2346 + 2.3ABC) to the 73rd power [I have no idea how to get a little "73"] + 97AC -76.225B = 73.9999999999994BC + AC(45BC 93.82C รท 4ABC + 92) - A ~ Solve for A, B, and C .
Class: O___________________O *wondering if that is possible*
Kaiba: Times up! *takes up tests* *somehow manages to grade them in .00002 seconds and gives them back*
Class: *all have zeros* T___________T
TheVoices: A zero? WOW!! I did 37 points better than last time!
TN5: *goes into shock from getting a grade that isn't an A*
MS: ...*cries*
Bell: BUM!!! BUM!!!! BUUUUUUM!!!!!!
Students: *grab their books and start to head out of class*
TN5: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIITTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!
Students: *three second freeze*
TN5: What about homework?
Kaiba: um... Do your entire workbook and every problem in your textbook!!
MS: *hits TN5 over the head with textbook* You MORON!
Class: *death glares*
TN5: .............*hides behind TheVoices*
TheVoices: *kicks TN5*
TN5: T_______T
Class: Haha!
Kaiba: GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!! *uses high-tech laser type-deal thing to kill kid*
Class: O_______________________________________O;;; *run out of room*
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Well... that was a few pages shorter than I had hoped it would be... v.v;; Also, after much thought, I have come to the conclusion that our Algebra teacher sounds like the dubbed Yami... if the dubbed Yami weren't so over- dramatic, that is...
NEXT CHAPTER: Gym with... YUGI!!!!!!! o________________O;;
Review!!