Authors Note: I am not saying that I own Alanna. But that would be very cool if I did! I am here to say that if these symbols come up that means it's the computer talking. Don't ask I have weird ideas!

Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING ABOUT ALANNA OR TORTALL! Ok I am calm now! Character in this part: Maude: Trinity Thom: Frodo Alanna: Hermione

Maude: **Trinity dressed in black sits and listens to the 'twins'** "This is a problem, I should call Morpheus, or Neo."

SM: "Trinity there is no Neo or Morpheus!"

Maude: "What?! But Neo can't die he is the One!"

SM: "Trinity, you have the wrong movie."

Maude: "What?"

SM: "Never mind keep going!"

Maude: " I-cannot-make-such-a-decision-without-help. I-m-mu-mus-must-try- and see!"

SM: "Please tell me you can read!"

Maude: "They never made us learn in Zion."

SM: "This is impossible. Just keep going!"

Thom: "Hey liar! You told us you could only heal! Woo Hoo I caught you!"

Alanna: "Shut up."

Maude: "Oh my God, I can read! Never mind what I can do, and what I can- little upward comma thingy-t do!"

SM: "That little upward thing would be an apostrophe you can say it as can't!"

Maude: "can't! Hey well what do you know, you learn something new everyday! Alanna, bring wood and you shorty **'mione smirks** bring vervain."

Thom: "No."

SM: "GO!"

**When they come back Maude brings them before the fire. **

Alanna: "Oh hell no. You can't even read, let alone stick our hands in the fire and let them come out in one piece."

Maude: "Shut up, I can if I want to." **throws a leaf into the fire. Grabs the 'twins' hand and put them in the fire. **

Thom: "Hey it's fake."

SM: "Lord did you think we would actually trust her. Now keep going. Some one get me a Tylenol. I need a nap."

**Hermione pretends like she is in a dream world."

Thom: "You really suck at acting 'mione."

Alanna: **eyes still closed. ** "Shut up dumb-ass. Maude did you see that city?"

Maude: "Your lame it was fake how the heck could I see a city in that!"

Alanna: "Have you ever heard of acting?"

Thom: **mutters** "You haven't."

Alanna: "Ok then you say your line."

Thom: **leans forward** "You saw something?" **voice sounds eager** "But Maude cast the spell -"

Alanna: ** Ok two can play in this game** "No" **voice snappy** "I didn't see anything! Anything!"

SM: "Finally we can get some work done!"

Thom: **turns to Maude** "Well?!"

Maude: ** in a state of giggles**

SM: "What the hell? This is so not like her."

Maude: **in between gasps** "Very-well. Tomorrow-Thom -and-I-go-to-the-City- of-the-Gods."

Authors Note: Well I got through the next part! I also realize that I haven't updated since before camp and that is about six months! I am sorry to those who like this story! I am trying to compensate by writing a lot soon! But I can't keep going unless I get feedback! So you must review if you want more! Tell me if I need to change any crap ok! Review!