Substitute Teachers + Yu-Gi-Oh! = PAAAAIIN!!

Part 4:Time For Random Appearances!

(Done by TheVoices!AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT!MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)

TheVoices:I can't post my stories.....*eye twitch*

Yugi and SIII:...

TheVoices:*eye twitches more*.......THIS SUCKS!I have part ten of my .hack//SIGN story done,AND I CAN'T POST IT!AARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!! I'll figure something out.If worse comes to worst I'll ask TN5 to post it...

TN5:Psh! NO WAY,LOSER! :P :P :P :P

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Wanna hear a secret?Really?Okay,but you have to promise you won't tell anyone,kay?Kay! *looks around* I don't own Yugioh.*gasp* IT'S SO CONFIDENTIAL!

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Kids:*glaring at TN5 more* :(

TN5:^^;; ....I hope they don't start throwing things at me.

MS:We have PE next...it shouldn't be that bad.

TN5:PE?NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Bystanders:*stare*

TN5:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MS and TheVoices:....

TN5:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Bell:RING-A-FRIGGIDY-DIGGIN-DING!

TN5:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!*gasp,choke,hack* X_x

MS: -_-;;;

TheVoices:...haha!

*****HALLWAY ON THE WAY TO GYM

Random People from Algebra:*throwing stuff at TN5*YOU GAVE US TONS OF HOMEWORK!DDDDIIIIIEEEEE!!!*throw water fountain at TN5*

Water Fountain:MWAHAHAHAHAHA-*goes over TN5's head* ....ha?

SMACK!

Water Fountain:*hits TheVoices in the head*

TheVoices:X_______X

Water Fountain:.....MWAHAHAHAHA!

MS:......

TN5:......*staring at MS*

MS:.....*sweatdrop*

TN5:HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!*points to MS*YOU SWEAT-DROPPED!DON'T DENY IT!

MS:NUH-UH!

TN5:UH-HUH!

Table,chair,and math book:*fly over TN5's and MS's heads**hit TheVoices* MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

TheVoices:*twitch* X.x PAIN....

TN5:YES YOU-oh...we should get to class.

MS:.....right.I DIDN'T SWEATDROP!

TN5:DUDE!YOU SOOOO DID!

****IN THE GYM!

(NOTE:All the girls in gym have a certain teacher,and the boys have another teacher.Just wanted to get that straight.)

Everyone:*waiting for the teacher*

TN5:ANOTHER sub?Whoa...

Door on the Girls' side of the gym:*slowly opens to reveal...*

Sub:*is Yugi* Hi class,I'm going to be your sub.

The Boy's Sub:*is Mai*

Boys:...*drool*

Mai:DROP AND GIVE ME SEVENTY-FIVE!MWAHAHAHAHA!

Yugi:....Anyway-

MS:WAIT!Shouldn't Mai be our sub and you be the boys sub?

Yugi:Uh....No.

MS:(thinking)Hormonal freak...

Yugi:Anyway,I am Coach Moto-

TN5:Yugi!

Yugi:Coach Moto!

TN5:YUGI!

Yugi:COACH MOTO!

TN5:YYYYUUUUGGGIIII!!!

Yugi: COACH MOTOOOOOOOOOO!

TN5:YYYYYUUUUU-*falls over*

MS:*holding frying pan of DOOM over TN5's head*She does that sometimes.

Yugi:....right.Is everyone here?

Class:Yeah...

Yugi:Okay!Today we're going to be doing Basketball...

Class:CRAP!

Yugi:*ignores this*I'm gonna show you how to score in basketball,for those of you who don't know.*gets a basketball,shoots at goal*

Basketball:*misses by 5 feet*

Class:...

Yugi:Uh...lemme try again..*shoots basketball*

Basketball:*ricochets off wall 10 feet away from goal, and hits TheVoices in the head*

TheVoices:X_x

TN5:...COOL!*takes TheVoices lunch money* COOKIES!MWAHAHAHAHA!

Everyone:...*stare*

TN5:...what?

Yugi:*sets up a ladder near goal* OKAY!This is how you score!*drops ball in basket*

Ball:*bounces off the floor,hits Yugi in the face*

Yugi:*falls down* X_x

Ball:*lands on Yugi's hair and POPS!*

Yugi:....maybe we should move on to another game...

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Yugi:Dodeball is a good game!

TheVoices:DODGEBALL!MWAHAHAHAHA!

MS:Dodgeball?Come ON Yugi!Why can't we play ping pong or something?

Yugi:COACH MOTO!

MS:-_-;; Whatever.

Everyone:*line up against wall*

Yugi:Okay!In order to win,you must hit a person with a ball.Observe! *throws ball at a random person*

Ball:*goes 3 feet,bounces to a stop in front of the person*

Class:...

~Silence~

TheVoices:.....hey,where'd my money go?

TN5:*shifty eyes*

TheVoices:YOU!*points to TN5*YOU took it,didn't you?!

TN5:...uh...no...

TheVoices:*is about to say something,but-*

CRASH!

Golf cart:*crashes through the gym wall,lands on TheVoices*

Person in Golf Cart:*is DaakuKitsune,a random reviewer* WASSUP,FOO?!

TheVoices:X_x

DaakuKitsune:*gets out of golfcart,steps on TheVoices' face*CRAP! *glares at TheVoices* Look what you did to my bitchin' wheels!

Golf Cart*has a microscopic scratch on the side*

TheVoices:*twitch*

DaakuKitsune:It's totaled!And it's all your fault!DDDDIIIIEEE!!!! *throws Yugi at TheVoices*

Yugi:AAAAAHHHHHH!!!

Yami Malik:STOP!*points to DaakuKitsune* YOU'RE OUT OF CLASS!*docked over by mid-air Yugi*

TN5 and MS: O.o

DK:It's 'The Heat'! I better split! PEACE!*makes a little peace-sign, takes a rocket pack out of golfcart, jets out of gym* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Yugi & YM: @_______________________@

TN5:*shifty eyes* *takes Millenium Puzzle* MUHUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

YM:UUUU....*regains conciousness* NO!GET THE FLAMING KNIFE AWAY FROM ME!*stabs everyone in the gym that hasn't actually been given a name,the losers! :P*

Bell:RING!

Yugi:*is the only one in the gym* Uh...hello?Wait...WHERE'S MY PZZLE?!

Tumbleweed:*rolls by*

Yugi:YOU!*points to tumbleweed* YOU took it,didn't YOU?!

Tumbleweed:...

Yugi:DDDDIIIIEEEE!!!*tackles tumbleweed**doesn't notice all the ead carcasses around him*

Dodegeball:MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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.....That could've been funnier,BUT WHO GIVES A RAT'S ASS?!

Next class...LUNCH WITH YAMI!

Review or DIE!MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA*struck with MOD Lightning Bolt of DOOM* Owe...