Welcome to my new show! All the rules and stuff will be explained in "Round
One", but this isn't "Round One", is it? IT'S "STAGE ONE"! This happens to
be the very first stage where everybody will begin acting stupid in "Round
One" and so on. But for now, this shows how everything went in the
rehearsals. My friend Jackie and I (Lyan or "Lee Ann") are the hosts for
most of the game, but as I said, rules will be explained later!!! So if you
wanna skip to the show then go ahead to "Round One"!
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Tristan: *trips on cord* Who left this stupid cord in the way?!? *pulls plug out*
*everything goes dark*
Joey: AHHHHHHH!!!! I CAN'T SEE!!!! I'M BLIND!!!! I'M BLIND!!!!
Jackie: Who turned off the lights???
Tristan: Uh...it wasn't me!!!
Kaiba: Yes, it was, too, you idiot.
Tristan: Well, someone left it lying there!
Marik: I COMMAND YOU LIGHTS TO TURN ON!
*nothing happens*
Lyan: It doesn't work that way, Marik.
Marik: Well, it was worth a shot. -_-
Bakura: MUHAHAHAHAHA!!! MASS CHAOS AND DESTRUCTION!!!
Jackie: ....Uh huh?
Yami: Somebody turn on the lights!!! I can't figure out my strategies in the dark, you know!
Kaiba: Yes! Now I can see Yami's strategies! *tries to find plug, but runs into poll instead* Shit. _________.
Mokuba: *eats frozen chocolate bunnies*
Tristan: Hey, I want some! *tackles Mokuba*
Joey: Oooh, we're tackling now? *tackles Tristan*
Yugi: Hey, I saw those bunnies first!!!!! *jumps in big dust cloud with Mokuba, Joey, and Tristan*
Ishizu: *stares* Oh, Ra....
Mai: *stands there* O_o?
Yami Marik: *still rolling around floor* AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! LIGHT!!!!!
Yami: *coughs* (Things keep getting weirder and weirder....)
Yugi: *comes out of dust cloud with chocolate bunnies* MINE!!!
Tristan: That's not fair!
Mokuba: *eyes widen* CRUMBS! *starts licking his hand*
Jackie: Guys, we're not here to eat!
Kaiba: Shut up! I'm here on an important business assignment! *opens suitcase* *papers fly out everywhere*
Yami Marik: *stops rolling* *takes out matches* MUHAHAHAHA!!! *lights paper* BURN!!
Lyan: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! EVACUATE BUILDING!!!!!
Everybody except for Yami Marik: *runs out*
Yami Marik: *still standing there* MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Jackie: He's crazy!
Tristan: Don't worry! I'll save him! *runs in building* *comes back out with Yami Marik all toasted up looking*
Yami Marik: THE WORLD MUST DIE!!!
Bakura: That was my line. -_-
Jackie: Um, we'll see you next time on "What Kind Of Show Is This?!?" when we come back in "Round One"!
Building: *burns down*
Jackie: I wonder how much we're gonna have to pay for the rent now? _______________________________________________________________________
Okay, that was kinda boring. Hopefully, you guys liked it, or possibly not. Please remember to vote in "Round One", which, I keep mentioning a whole lot. And one more thing, I'm not here for flames, I'm here for votes...flames...FIRE!!!! But in this stage you don't vote, you make comments. All the other rounds are for the voting. And sorry if this was so short, everything else will be longer. Please review!
Tristan: *trips on cord* Who left this stupid cord in the way?!? *pulls plug out*
*everything goes dark*
Joey: AHHHHHHH!!!! I CAN'T SEE!!!! I'M BLIND!!!! I'M BLIND!!!!
Jackie: Who turned off the lights???
Tristan: Uh...it wasn't me!!!
Kaiba: Yes, it was, too, you idiot.
Tristan: Well, someone left it lying there!
Marik: I COMMAND YOU LIGHTS TO TURN ON!
*nothing happens*
Lyan: It doesn't work that way, Marik.
Marik: Well, it was worth a shot. -_-
Bakura: MUHAHAHAHAHA!!! MASS CHAOS AND DESTRUCTION!!!
Jackie: ....Uh huh?
Yami: Somebody turn on the lights!!! I can't figure out my strategies in the dark, you know!
Kaiba: Yes! Now I can see Yami's strategies! *tries to find plug, but runs into poll instead* Shit. _________.
Mokuba: *eats frozen chocolate bunnies*
Tristan: Hey, I want some! *tackles Mokuba*
Joey: Oooh, we're tackling now? *tackles Tristan*
Yugi: Hey, I saw those bunnies first!!!!! *jumps in big dust cloud with Mokuba, Joey, and Tristan*
Ishizu: *stares* Oh, Ra....
Mai: *stands there* O_o?
Yami Marik: *still rolling around floor* AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! LIGHT!!!!!
Yami: *coughs* (Things keep getting weirder and weirder....)
Yugi: *comes out of dust cloud with chocolate bunnies* MINE!!!
Tristan: That's not fair!
Mokuba: *eyes widen* CRUMBS! *starts licking his hand*
Jackie: Guys, we're not here to eat!
Kaiba: Shut up! I'm here on an important business assignment! *opens suitcase* *papers fly out everywhere*
Yami Marik: *stops rolling* *takes out matches* MUHAHAHAHA!!! *lights paper* BURN!!
Lyan: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! EVACUATE BUILDING!!!!!
Everybody except for Yami Marik: *runs out*
Yami Marik: *still standing there* MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Jackie: He's crazy!
Tristan: Don't worry! I'll save him! *runs in building* *comes back out with Yami Marik all toasted up looking*
Yami Marik: THE WORLD MUST DIE!!!
Bakura: That was my line. -_-
Jackie: Um, we'll see you next time on "What Kind Of Show Is This?!?" when we come back in "Round One"!
Building: *burns down*
Jackie: I wonder how much we're gonna have to pay for the rent now? _______________________________________________________________________
Okay, that was kinda boring. Hopefully, you guys liked it, or possibly not. Please remember to vote in "Round One", which, I keep mentioning a whole lot. And one more thing, I'm not here for flames, I'm here for votes...flames...FIRE!!!! But in this stage you don't vote, you make comments. All the other rounds are for the voting. And sorry if this was so short, everything else will be longer. Please review!