Welcome back to my story! It's a shame I don't own YGO, but oh well. Just
in case you forgot what this is about, the YGO cast will play for $1,000!
And after everybody has gotten a chance to be in a round, there will be a
new stage for them to do and the people who have the most points in the end
of the whole thing get to go in the finals. As you can see, you reviewers
vote for who you liked the best and whoever got the most votes gets a point
and the other person doesn't. But there will be another round at the very
end for all the losers who didn't make it into the finals. And also, sorry
if I bash your favorite character(s)! This fic was supposed to be funny.
Okay, just to let you know, my name is pronounced "Lee Ann". I have no clue
why my parents gave me this spelling "Lyan". Okay, well, the rest of the
rules will be given to you in the game. If you are still confused on how
the game works, you'll see later. So let's start the game!
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Jackie: Hi! Welcome to "What Kind Of Show Is This?!?" I am your host for this round! As you can see, my name is Jackie and next to me is my best friend Lyan! *looks to person on the right*
Lyan: Hi!!!
Jackie: ^^' Um...okay...well, she'll be your host for the next round. We alternate meaning everybody gets a turn to be host.
Joey: Even me?!?
Jackie: Yes, Joey, even you.
Joey: Whoo-hoo!
Jackie: As you can see, we all compete for $1,000, excluding me and Lyan, 'cause we made up this lame game.
Lyan: Dang it....
Jackie: Hey, that's still a good thing because we get to laugh at everybody when they do a dare or act stupid.
Lyan: Yup. ^^ And that means all you reviewers get to make up a dare and if it's good enough we'll use it.
Jackie: Yeah, that's another thing you guys can help us with, dares and votes.
Tristan: Hey, that's not fair! I want to laugh at people, too!
Jackie: You can when it's not your turn or if you get disqualified.
Tristan: I can get disqualified?!?
Jackie: Duh, or there wouldn't be a winner.
Tristan: Oh, yeah, I forgot.
Jackie: Okay, um, let me explain the rules, first, if anybody loses when it's their turn, they can compete again at the very end of the game. Uh, I'm confusing you guys, aren't I?
Cast: Errr....
Jackie: Okay, uh, how should I explain this....Um, okay, there's going to be one more round for the losers, so, they get another shot to get into the finals. And people can review for their favorite character, too, if they want, but I'd recommend that you guys vote for who was stupider in this stage.
Lyan: Okay, can we start now? I think half our audience left. -_-
Jackie: *looks at empty crowd* Uh, you got a point. Okay, HI AND WELCOME TO "WHAT KIND OF SHOW IS THIS?!?" Well, okay, now, the first two people up are...BAKURA AND.... Who's willing to go up there with Bakura?
Cast: *points immediately at eachother*
Jackie: Um, okay, that's sorta hard to do....Oh, well, Tea, you can go up. *under breath* Sucker!
Tea: Did you say something?
Jackie: Oh, me? *sarcastic tone* No, I said nothing at all....
Bakura: *points to Tea* There is no way am I going up there with that ignorant mortal!
Jackie: Well, too bad! Get up there!
Bakura: No, I refuse! She's too stupid and she'll win!
Jackie: Yeah...so?
Bakura: Grrr...why do I have to go with her? Can't I embarrass the pharaoh?
Yami: I am not going up there with Bakura!
Jackie: Quit whining! Bakura, go up on stage now or I'll throw you into the audience! And it's not gonna look pretty!
Bakura: 0_0 Okay, okay, I give! (She will pay for this!)
Jackie: That's more like it. (Wow, I'm good at this!)
Bakura: *walks on stage while muttering* Damn it, I'm stuck with a stupid mortal the first round and this game sucks. I hate this game. I hate everyone. The world should die!
Tea: *bounces on stage*
Jackie: I heard that, Bakura!
Bakura: Well, it's true!
Tea: Why am I here again?
Bakura: Shut up and play the game already, pathetic mortal!
Jackie: Wow, Bakura, I didn't know you wanted to play.
Bakura: I don't.
Tea: *starts jumping* He he, I like jumping!
Bakura: Great.
Jackie: Awww...come on, Bakura, she's not all that bad.... Well, okay, maybe she is, but live with it.
Bakura: I swear, someday I will get revenge for this.... *points to Tea* Especially, on you!
Tea: I like to dance! ^^
Bakura: We know that already.
Tea: And I like singing. Watch me sing! LALALALALALALALALALA!
Bakura: *covers ears* AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! STOP THAT HORRID NOISE!!!!
Tea: NOOOOOOO!!!!! YOU DON'T LIKE MY SINGING?!?
Bakura: No, I hate it.
Tea: *cries* I'm supposed to be the best singer in the world!!!!!!
Bakura: Doesn't look it.
Kaiba: Well, I'm supposed to be the best duelist in the world! Actually, I am!
Yami: Are not!
Jackie: Quit interferring, you two!
Tea: Well, you probably didn't hear me sing! LALALALALALALALALALALALA!!!!
Bakura: *plugs ears* I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!!!!!!!
Tea: Why are you acting like a doggy?
Bakura: I'm not acting like a dog! *starts stanggling her* LEAVE ME ALONE!
Jackie: Bakura, you're not supposed to stranggle anybody right now!
Bakura: *bitter tone* Fine.... *lets go of Tea*
Tea: Do you love yooooouuuurrrr friends? I loooooovvvvee my friends!!!
Bakura: I have no friends!
Tea: Of course you do. Everybody has friends. I'm your friend.
Bakura: Who said you were my friend? *looks at Tristan*
Tristan: It wasn't me!
Tea: I like monkeys. ^^
Bakura: Hmmm...I wonder what happened to my monkey? *flashback*
BAKURA'S FLASHBACK....
Bakura: C'mon, Mr. Bo Bo, let's go to the zoo!
Mr. Bo Bo: *eats banana* Oo..ee..ah..ah (translation: No, I'd rather jump off a cliff.)
Bakura: Yea! Let's go! *millennium ring instantly takes them to zoo*
Mr. Bo Bo: (Why does everyone look like me?)
Bakura: Hey, Mr. Bo Bo, do you wanna see your monkey friends?????
Mr. Bo Bo: (What is he saying?)
Bakura: *takes Mr. Bo Bo to other monkeys* Look, Mr. Bo Bo, your monkey friends!!!
Mr. Bo Bo: *runs up to cage* AAHHHH!! *tries to open cage*
Cage: *door opens*
Monkeys: *fly out* EEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! *tackles Bakura*
Bakura: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! MR. BO BO!!!!! MONKEYS!!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!
Everybody: O_o
Bakura: *tries to find Mr. Bo Bo* MR. BO BO, WHERE ARE YOU??? WHICH ONE ARE YOU???? EVERYONE LOOKS THE SAME!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! GET OFF OF ME, YOU STUPID MONKEYS!!!!!!!!
BACK TO SHOW....
Bakura: *sniffs* Mr. Bo Bo.... I never did find him.
Tea: *wipes tear from eye* That was soooo sad what ever happened!
Bakura: Well, we can forget Mr. Bo Bo! I can rule the world alone!!!!
Marik: Hey, I was supposed to take over the world!
Bakura: Not before me, you aren't!
Marik: I was meant to be pharaoh! As for you, you're nothing but a tomb robber!
Bakura: *rolls eyes* Oh, please, give me a break.
Marik: THAT'S IT! *tries to climb stage*
Jackie: *holding him back* It's not your turn, Marik! Get back!
Tea: You're funny.
Jackie: *resists urge to stranggle Tea* Okay, back to the game.
Tea: *yanks on Bakura's hair* Is this hair real? It's all white!!
Bakura: LET GO OF MY HAIR!
Tea: *lets go of Bakura's hair* I guess so.
Bakura: That's it! I CHOOSE YOU, PIKACHU! (Damn it, I got the wrong script again.)
Marik: Ha! Wrong line, my dear Bakura!
Bakura: Shut up!
Tea: *looks around* Where's pikachu? *gasps* Pikachu's gone!
Bakura: SHUT UP! PIKACHU IS NOT REAL! DO YOU STILL BELIEVE IN THE EASTER BUNNY?! OR EITHER THAT, YOU'RE THINKING OF THE WRONG SHOW!!!
Tea: You don't care about pikachu?!
Bakura: I HATE PIKACHU!
Tea: *gasps again* You hurt pikachu's feelings!
Bakura: Pikachu's not here!
Tea: Yes, he is! *points to empty chair near TV camera*
Bakura: (She's gone mental, or either that, she already is mental.) ....There's nothing there.
Tea: Yes, there is! *turns to chair* Don't listen to him, pikachu!
Bakura: I'm stuck here with a total idiot. -_-
Jackie: Okay.... ^^'
Lyan: Well, this is interesting. Tea has an imaginary friend.
Tea: Pikachu's not imaginary! He's real!
Jackie: Okay, whatever.
Tea: *starts jumping up and down* I believe in the Easter Bunny! The Easter Bunny is my friend! ^^
Bakura: THAT'S IT! I'M SENDING YOU TO THE SHADOW REALM!!! AND THEN I'LL BE RID OF YOU FOREVER!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Tea: What about pikachu?
Bakura: GRRR...I WAS THINKING IT OVER ABOUT SENDING YOU TO THE SHADOW REALM, BUT NOW I CHANGED MY MIND!
Tea: Is that my next vacation?
Bakura: FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, NO!!!
Tea: Is the Shadow Realm fun?
Bakura: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SAYING?!? IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE FUN!!!
Tea: You mean you're sending me to a boring place?!?
Bakura: WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO SHUT YOU UP?!? YES, IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE BORING AND MISERABLE!!!
Tea: NO TV??????
Bakura: Grrr...say hello to Marik for me! *millennium ring glows*
*BIG FLASH*
Marik: I'm right here!
Audience: *blink blink*
Jackie: Um, how are we supposed to play the game when Tea's not here?
Bakura: Um, oops?
Lyan: Yeah, oops!
Jackie: Well, let's just see how Tea's doing. *turns on TV*
TV: *Tea pops up in black background*
Tea: Hi, guys! ^^
Jackie: Tea?!
Tea: This place is cool! Everytime I walk somewhere I end up in the same place I've been to.
Jackie: Uh huh...?
Bakura: You're actually okay?! You're not supposed to!
Tea: Hi, pikachu!
Bakura: Who the hell is she talking to?
Pikachu: Pika pi!
Bakura: AH! That thing's real!
Jackie: So.... O_o?
TV: *turns off*
Jackie: What happened?
Bakura: *smirks* I pulled the plug out. *swings TV cord*
Random Audience Guy: So, when do you guys bring Tea back?
Jackie: Hmmm...I haven't thought of that....
Bakura: NEVER! MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Random Audience Guy: Ummm...okay?
Jackie: Ignore him, he's just overwhelmed with joy.
Lyan: We're gonna get Tea out soon, 'cause she has to compete.
Bakura: Since, she's not here, does it mean I win?
Jackie: No, Bakura, they have to vote for you first.
Bakura: Damn it....
Jackie: So, we will see you next time on..."WHAT KIND OF SHOW IS THIS?!?" And in the mean time, we're getting Tea out of the Shadow Realm. ^^'
Tristan: I like cheese better than you!
Joey: Hey, I like cheese, too!
Tristan: I like it more!
Joey: No, I do!
Jackie: Grrr...shut up! You guys are making the story longer! You're supposed to be on your coffee break right now, so, beat it!
Tristan & Joey: Okay. ^^
Pikachu: Pikachu!! _______________________________________________________________________
Sorry if this wasn't that funny. I had to leave most of the stuff out so the story wouldn't be too long. Well, don't forget to vote for who was stupider! Or you can just vote for your favorite character between Bakura and Tea. I count the votes for your yami's and chibi's, too. And please suggest some dares for us to use! We can't have a 'Dare Round' if we don't have any dares! Or we'll have to make up the dares if no one gives us any!
Jackie: Hi! Welcome to "What Kind Of Show Is This?!?" I am your host for this round! As you can see, my name is Jackie and next to me is my best friend Lyan! *looks to person on the right*
Lyan: Hi!!!
Jackie: ^^' Um...okay...well, she'll be your host for the next round. We alternate meaning everybody gets a turn to be host.
Joey: Even me?!?
Jackie: Yes, Joey, even you.
Joey: Whoo-hoo!
Jackie: As you can see, we all compete for $1,000, excluding me and Lyan, 'cause we made up this lame game.
Lyan: Dang it....
Jackie: Hey, that's still a good thing because we get to laugh at everybody when they do a dare or act stupid.
Lyan: Yup. ^^ And that means all you reviewers get to make up a dare and if it's good enough we'll use it.
Jackie: Yeah, that's another thing you guys can help us with, dares and votes.
Tristan: Hey, that's not fair! I want to laugh at people, too!
Jackie: You can when it's not your turn or if you get disqualified.
Tristan: I can get disqualified?!?
Jackie: Duh, or there wouldn't be a winner.
Tristan: Oh, yeah, I forgot.
Jackie: Okay, um, let me explain the rules, first, if anybody loses when it's their turn, they can compete again at the very end of the game. Uh, I'm confusing you guys, aren't I?
Cast: Errr....
Jackie: Okay, uh, how should I explain this....Um, okay, there's going to be one more round for the losers, so, they get another shot to get into the finals. And people can review for their favorite character, too, if they want, but I'd recommend that you guys vote for who was stupider in this stage.
Lyan: Okay, can we start now? I think half our audience left. -_-
Jackie: *looks at empty crowd* Uh, you got a point. Okay, HI AND WELCOME TO "WHAT KIND OF SHOW IS THIS?!?" Well, okay, now, the first two people up are...BAKURA AND.... Who's willing to go up there with Bakura?
Cast: *points immediately at eachother*
Jackie: Um, okay, that's sorta hard to do....Oh, well, Tea, you can go up. *under breath* Sucker!
Tea: Did you say something?
Jackie: Oh, me? *sarcastic tone* No, I said nothing at all....
Bakura: *points to Tea* There is no way am I going up there with that ignorant mortal!
Jackie: Well, too bad! Get up there!
Bakura: No, I refuse! She's too stupid and she'll win!
Jackie: Yeah...so?
Bakura: Grrr...why do I have to go with her? Can't I embarrass the pharaoh?
Yami: I am not going up there with Bakura!
Jackie: Quit whining! Bakura, go up on stage now or I'll throw you into the audience! And it's not gonna look pretty!
Bakura: 0_0 Okay, okay, I give! (She will pay for this!)
Jackie: That's more like it. (Wow, I'm good at this!)
Bakura: *walks on stage while muttering* Damn it, I'm stuck with a stupid mortal the first round and this game sucks. I hate this game. I hate everyone. The world should die!
Tea: *bounces on stage*
Jackie: I heard that, Bakura!
Bakura: Well, it's true!
Tea: Why am I here again?
Bakura: Shut up and play the game already, pathetic mortal!
Jackie: Wow, Bakura, I didn't know you wanted to play.
Bakura: I don't.
Tea: *starts jumping* He he, I like jumping!
Bakura: Great.
Jackie: Awww...come on, Bakura, she's not all that bad.... Well, okay, maybe she is, but live with it.
Bakura: I swear, someday I will get revenge for this.... *points to Tea* Especially, on you!
Tea: I like to dance! ^^
Bakura: We know that already.
Tea: And I like singing. Watch me sing! LALALALALALALALALALA!
Bakura: *covers ears* AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! STOP THAT HORRID NOISE!!!!
Tea: NOOOOOOO!!!!! YOU DON'T LIKE MY SINGING?!?
Bakura: No, I hate it.
Tea: *cries* I'm supposed to be the best singer in the world!!!!!!
Bakura: Doesn't look it.
Kaiba: Well, I'm supposed to be the best duelist in the world! Actually, I am!
Yami: Are not!
Jackie: Quit interferring, you two!
Tea: Well, you probably didn't hear me sing! LALALALALALALALALALALALA!!!!
Bakura: *plugs ears* I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!!!!!!!
Tea: Why are you acting like a doggy?
Bakura: I'm not acting like a dog! *starts stanggling her* LEAVE ME ALONE!
Jackie: Bakura, you're not supposed to stranggle anybody right now!
Bakura: *bitter tone* Fine.... *lets go of Tea*
Tea: Do you love yooooouuuurrrr friends? I loooooovvvvee my friends!!!
Bakura: I have no friends!
Tea: Of course you do. Everybody has friends. I'm your friend.
Bakura: Who said you were my friend? *looks at Tristan*
Tristan: It wasn't me!
Tea: I like monkeys. ^^
Bakura: Hmmm...I wonder what happened to my monkey? *flashback*
BAKURA'S FLASHBACK....
Bakura: C'mon, Mr. Bo Bo, let's go to the zoo!
Mr. Bo Bo: *eats banana* Oo..ee..ah..ah (translation: No, I'd rather jump off a cliff.)
Bakura: Yea! Let's go! *millennium ring instantly takes them to zoo*
Mr. Bo Bo: (Why does everyone look like me?)
Bakura: Hey, Mr. Bo Bo, do you wanna see your monkey friends?????
Mr. Bo Bo: (What is he saying?)
Bakura: *takes Mr. Bo Bo to other monkeys* Look, Mr. Bo Bo, your monkey friends!!!
Mr. Bo Bo: *runs up to cage* AAHHHH!! *tries to open cage*
Cage: *door opens*
Monkeys: *fly out* EEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! *tackles Bakura*
Bakura: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! MR. BO BO!!!!! MONKEYS!!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!
Everybody: O_o
Bakura: *tries to find Mr. Bo Bo* MR. BO BO, WHERE ARE YOU??? WHICH ONE ARE YOU???? EVERYONE LOOKS THE SAME!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! GET OFF OF ME, YOU STUPID MONKEYS!!!!!!!!
BACK TO SHOW....
Bakura: *sniffs* Mr. Bo Bo.... I never did find him.
Tea: *wipes tear from eye* That was soooo sad what ever happened!
Bakura: Well, we can forget Mr. Bo Bo! I can rule the world alone!!!!
Marik: Hey, I was supposed to take over the world!
Bakura: Not before me, you aren't!
Marik: I was meant to be pharaoh! As for you, you're nothing but a tomb robber!
Bakura: *rolls eyes* Oh, please, give me a break.
Marik: THAT'S IT! *tries to climb stage*
Jackie: *holding him back* It's not your turn, Marik! Get back!
Tea: You're funny.
Jackie: *resists urge to stranggle Tea* Okay, back to the game.
Tea: *yanks on Bakura's hair* Is this hair real? It's all white!!
Bakura: LET GO OF MY HAIR!
Tea: *lets go of Bakura's hair* I guess so.
Bakura: That's it! I CHOOSE YOU, PIKACHU! (Damn it, I got the wrong script again.)
Marik: Ha! Wrong line, my dear Bakura!
Bakura: Shut up!
Tea: *looks around* Where's pikachu? *gasps* Pikachu's gone!
Bakura: SHUT UP! PIKACHU IS NOT REAL! DO YOU STILL BELIEVE IN THE EASTER BUNNY?! OR EITHER THAT, YOU'RE THINKING OF THE WRONG SHOW!!!
Tea: You don't care about pikachu?!
Bakura: I HATE PIKACHU!
Tea: *gasps again* You hurt pikachu's feelings!
Bakura: Pikachu's not here!
Tea: Yes, he is! *points to empty chair near TV camera*
Bakura: (She's gone mental, or either that, she already is mental.) ....There's nothing there.
Tea: Yes, there is! *turns to chair* Don't listen to him, pikachu!
Bakura: I'm stuck here with a total idiot. -_-
Jackie: Okay.... ^^'
Lyan: Well, this is interesting. Tea has an imaginary friend.
Tea: Pikachu's not imaginary! He's real!
Jackie: Okay, whatever.
Tea: *starts jumping up and down* I believe in the Easter Bunny! The Easter Bunny is my friend! ^^
Bakura: THAT'S IT! I'M SENDING YOU TO THE SHADOW REALM!!! AND THEN I'LL BE RID OF YOU FOREVER!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Tea: What about pikachu?
Bakura: GRRR...I WAS THINKING IT OVER ABOUT SENDING YOU TO THE SHADOW REALM, BUT NOW I CHANGED MY MIND!
Tea: Is that my next vacation?
Bakura: FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, NO!!!
Tea: Is the Shadow Realm fun?
Bakura: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SAYING?!? IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE FUN!!!
Tea: You mean you're sending me to a boring place?!?
Bakura: WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO SHUT YOU UP?!? YES, IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE BORING AND MISERABLE!!!
Tea: NO TV??????
Bakura: Grrr...say hello to Marik for me! *millennium ring glows*
*BIG FLASH*
Marik: I'm right here!
Audience: *blink blink*
Jackie: Um, how are we supposed to play the game when Tea's not here?
Bakura: Um, oops?
Lyan: Yeah, oops!
Jackie: Well, let's just see how Tea's doing. *turns on TV*
TV: *Tea pops up in black background*
Tea: Hi, guys! ^^
Jackie: Tea?!
Tea: This place is cool! Everytime I walk somewhere I end up in the same place I've been to.
Jackie: Uh huh...?
Bakura: You're actually okay?! You're not supposed to!
Tea: Hi, pikachu!
Bakura: Who the hell is she talking to?
Pikachu: Pika pi!
Bakura: AH! That thing's real!
Jackie: So.... O_o?
TV: *turns off*
Jackie: What happened?
Bakura: *smirks* I pulled the plug out. *swings TV cord*
Random Audience Guy: So, when do you guys bring Tea back?
Jackie: Hmmm...I haven't thought of that....
Bakura: NEVER! MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Random Audience Guy: Ummm...okay?
Jackie: Ignore him, he's just overwhelmed with joy.
Lyan: We're gonna get Tea out soon, 'cause she has to compete.
Bakura: Since, she's not here, does it mean I win?
Jackie: No, Bakura, they have to vote for you first.
Bakura: Damn it....
Jackie: So, we will see you next time on..."WHAT KIND OF SHOW IS THIS?!?" And in the mean time, we're getting Tea out of the Shadow Realm. ^^'
Tristan: I like cheese better than you!
Joey: Hey, I like cheese, too!
Tristan: I like it more!
Joey: No, I do!
Jackie: Grrr...shut up! You guys are making the story longer! You're supposed to be on your coffee break right now, so, beat it!
Tristan & Joey: Okay. ^^
Pikachu: Pikachu!! _______________________________________________________________________
Sorry if this wasn't that funny. I had to leave most of the stuff out so the story wouldn't be too long. Well, don't forget to vote for who was stupider! Or you can just vote for your favorite character between Bakura and Tea. I count the votes for your yami's and chibi's, too. And please suggest some dares for us to use! We can't have a 'Dare Round' if we don't have any dares! Or we'll have to make up the dares if no one gives us any!